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Jiberish Clothing

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Ice_Cream_Man
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How do you wash jiberish clothing, thanks, karma +++++
Dec 21 2009 4:29PM
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Oreos
Posts: 1207 - Karma: 38
put it in the washing machine, bang it on 40, come back in a hour or so....done.

dude they are clothes like anything else just frickin' wash them like you do your jizz rag.
Dec 21 2009 4:30PM
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Legion
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wash on cold/delicate cycle and then air dry for perfection
Dec 21 2009 4:31PM
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JacheOReally
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Cold water, gentle detergent, like colors or by itself, hang dry.

It's gonna revert back to its normal size, it didnt shrink, just the normal wearing stretches it out a bit and when you wash it it will go back to size.  Also the inside will no longer be as soft.  There is no way (that I know of) to prevent this

Dec 21 2009 4:31PM
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Kcin
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Jiberish is tricky. First you must go to the mountain of steeze. There you will find four ski elves. These elves will lead you the caverns of salomon and out to the great strenio plains. Once you've made it this far the elves will leave you and you are on your own. Now is the hard part. Use the sword of a thousand truths to fight off the horde of ninthward death eaters until you arrive at the wallisch forrest. Remember that at this point you must use the magic conch which may only be used once every 4 moons. By using this the giant flying monster also known as the casabon will find you and allow you to fly with him and will take you to the forbidden waterfall of the floating mountains. There you may dip the jiberish into the water forever purifying it in a natural embodiment.
Dec 21 2009 4:36PM
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JacheOReally
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avatar was fucking amazing
Dec 21 2009 4:38PM
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Kcin
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no joke. i saw it in 3D last night high and i had the best night of my life
Dec 21 2009 4:43PM
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Mr.Panda
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I don't own any Jiberish but wouldn't it have directions on the tag if there is one? Or possibly in the whatever it came in or on their site?
Dec 21 2009 4:46PM
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heFF
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no life?
Dec 21 2009 4:59PM
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Haley...
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agreed....
Dec 21 2009 5:03PM
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effehz
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Turn your clothing piece inside-out and hand wash them with hangdrying afterwords. In this way the prints and textile will not take as much damage as if they're in the washing machine or something. Although, if your clothing piece is really dirty you might have to wash it normally (not inside-out).
Dec 21 2009 5:20PM
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thebeesknees
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no...just awesome story
Dec 21 2009 5:27PM
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bp.lando
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i wash them in the machine, and let them hang dry usually with some sort of weight tied to botttom to stretch them out more while they are drying.
Dec 21 2009 7:27PM
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Blurst
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Never wash your jiberish, it will lose its magic powers.
Dec 21 2009 7:38PM
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304NordMan
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gangsta clothes are always clean, bitch!
Dec 21 2009 7:40PM
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SHIFTYshifty
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mad libs

Dec 21 2009 7:52PM
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Mr.Panda
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So you turn your TallTs into dresses or nightgowns?
Dec 21 2009 7:53PM
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bp.lando
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nope!
Dec 21 2009 8:28PM
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thankagaper
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washing your threads shouldnt be an option. a good crash off a kicker will keep you clean.



dont let your mom or girlfriend do it.
Dec 21 2009 8:35PM
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