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Help me not succumb to my deepest desires, NS

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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
So I just saw the trailer for The Fall of the Lich King, patch 3.3 for WoW, and it makes me want to get back into it, sooooooo bad.
I'm jonesing to play so hard right now.
Anyone else been through the WoW quitting phase and have some good suggestions for what to do to quell your want to play. I know skiing is a good one, but WoW was my thing I did after skiing, when friends weren't around, etc. What are some good things to do to get my mind off of WoW, besides crack, LSD, H, or Acid? Because this is obviously a cool story hansel.
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
Because platypi make my nipples hard.
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goneforever
Posts: 794 - Karma: 18
Courtesy of Google:

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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
I've already "Quit", how do i stop myself from playing again? Haha
and this made me lol, big time. because this is what being a 70 was all about
1. Doing the same dailies you've done for the past couple months.
2. Doing your 10 arena matches.
3. Hanging out in Org/IF/ or in front the Scryer bank in Shat.
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BigJew
Posts: 6974 - Karma: 78
LSD and Acid.
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
What about a good combination of X and some Pills? Maybe add a knife somewhere in the mix and I think we'll have a great night
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
Also crack.
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treebeard
Posts: 3758 - Karma: 3,209
you should start playing again.
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t-roy
Posts: 4041 - Karma: 52
doooooo itttttt
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Blurst
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Start playing x box or try to get a girlfriend
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frosted_flakes
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 1,256
do your homework
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vzdz
Posts: 782 - Karma: 87
READ/ BEAT OFF / RIDE BIKES
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Cortez
Posts: 507 - Karma: 13
jerk off
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graciousstallion
Posts: 363 - Karma: 13
starcraft or MW2
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butteredpretzel
Posts: 1485 - Karma: 867
sorry sir, but Nick already has at least 15 girlfriends as well as at least 20 girls on call at all times. He doesnt like the term pimp, but prefers the term "connoisseur of females" This is because, of course he respects his hoes, even gives his top hoes dental. Nick is so used his nitely routine of recieving oral pleasure whilst playing WOW that it would be hard to not get back into it.

GOOD LUCK MAN
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
Dear god tell me you are kidding. Please tell me you're kidding.
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
You got the numbers mixed up. At least 20 girlfriends at one time, and at least 15 on call. Also, the oral pleasure is not nightly, but actually, at all times, i have at least three women on my genitalia. I believe I am teaching them a lesson, not only of sharing, but how to deliver in categories men really want. That is, Oral Pleasure, and only Oral Pleasure.
<3
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butteredpretzel
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my apologies oh great poon slayer please spare me
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
I shalst only smitest thee 69 times.
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
70-80 is bullshit. wow is so played out now and its so easy for noobs to get decent. ultrapwnage is at an all time low. i love wow, but i had to stop playing because it took all of my life. i ski now instead.

plus the warrior class got hella dicked
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Mr.Panda
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Damn dawg, you get super uptight over drug shit.

Pretty sure the guy was joking. And if he wasn't then the guy is just an idiot or doesn't use drugs.
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clive_bixby
Posts: 1834 - Karma: 499
also, what did you play?
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treebeard
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started 2 days ago. level 16 undead warlock, on the skullcrusher server
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 138
yeah I was gonna say that too
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.Asain-Skiier
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make love to platypus?
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
God you are fucking stupid. Look at Frodo's post, then look at the guy he quoted. THANK YOU COME AGAIN!!!



Fuck, I was in that 10 page LSD thread so OBVIOUSLY I know what it is fucknuts.
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Armanzoid
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Go skiing?
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Skibumsmith
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these are fun
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Mr.Panda
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And when I say stupid it is cause you are a moron to think that I don't realize LSD and Acid are the same fucking thing.
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Armanzoid
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Hahahaha, everyone here needs to go out into the desert and do some peyote.
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Username_42069
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woah, chill your tits mom
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Mr.Bishop
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I was a pretty avid WOW player for a while there... but then I found some simple logic.

You see, the amount of time necessary to be extra successful at WOW is roughly equivalent to the amount of time needed to train to be a professional skier.

So every time you want to play, go practice your 270-on on your home rail, head out to the hill, hit the tramps, or even do some weights to get stronger.

Take all that those WOW hours, dump it into a regimented training schedule, and you'll be filming with PBP in no time. ;)


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Delaney
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yes
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Skibumsmith
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If this was facebook i would like this :)
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RevealingSkirt
Posts: 528 - Karma: 62
You can give me home rail plz? I do need. Maybe get me gym membership too? Plz. Thanks. Luff, Revealingskirt
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VT_FLO
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you could find a woman to replace your emptiness from wow
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spliff.Life
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at once!
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