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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
Hi ns, i want to know how often you guys take a shit, and what you do while your on the toilet.
 I usually go twice a day and read anything i have near me.
   Do you think girls shit less then man
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Dec 9 2009 10:57PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
I shit probably once or twice a day, and I can do it comfortably under a minute most of the time. It's a gift.
Dec 9 2009 10:58PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
most of the time it takes me 30 seconds but i stay on the bowl reading for half an hour so shitting takes a big part of my life
Dec 9 2009 11:02PM
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freshlyDIPPED
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 121
i think girl's shit remains in the bowl longer than men because they dont flush
Dec 9 2009 11:02PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
2 a day.  And i also can get full completion in a minute. maybe two
Dec 9 2009 11:03PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
i usually shit around 3-4 times a day...college food does that to you
Dec 9 2009 11:03PM
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SkeeOrDye
Posts: 4027 - Karma: 42
https://newschoolers.com/ns3/web/forums/readthread.php?cat_id=2&thread_id=16675&

i gotta post this everytime i see a poop thread, its probly the best story ever, can't believe that it was 7 years ago.
Dec 9 2009 11:03PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
once every two or three days



sup
Dec 9 2009 11:03PM
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Dr.NS
Posts: 640 - Karma: 19
no word of a lie, i can dump an entire shit in literally 20- 30 seconds
sometimes it takes longer, but never longer than a few minutes

i always wondered why my friends would go on about how they would do all this different stuff while they shit, i was so confused, until i found out i just go abnormally fast. my one friend even has time to play multiple games of madden on his psp.
its pretty good i guess.
Dec 9 2009 11:04PM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 372
at least once a day, usually more
Dec 9 2009 11:04PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
ditto
Dec 9 2009 11:04PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
You're not the only gifted one here, I too can power-shit.
Dec 9 2009 11:06PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
masturbate? like... 20 times a day.
Dec 9 2009 11:08PM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
hmm not very often. every 2-3 days i'd say but they're massive. trust me
Dec 9 2009 11:10PM
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jack+
Posts: 611 - Karma: 45
haha stole my idea
Dec 9 2009 11:13PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
thats bad for you man...eat some more fiber
Dec 9 2009 11:17PM
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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10
3-4 usually..... i shit a lot more than most people it seems. I guess i have a fast metabolism?

I eat relatively healthy too.. lots of fruits and vegetables. I find I get behind on my shitting schedule if I eat poorly.
Dec 9 2009 11:18PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
alcohol fucks my shitting schedules too
Dec 9 2009 11:19PM
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pomme-de-terre
Posts: 3915 - Karma: 703
i already posted in this thread but it was stupid so i am re-doing

in reality i shit about once a day, sometimes only once every two days. due to my work/school/ski schedule i dont have very regular eating habits. when i do shit, it takes me a good 15 minutes, not to actually push it out, just the whole ritual, and i only shit in my own house, and in one or two other secret shitting places.

%100 of the time, i clog the toilet when i shit. this is no joke. first i shit, then i flush/unclog (every bathroom in my house has a plunger) then i wipe, then i flush again.
Dec 9 2009 11:19PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
i don't give a shit. ahahahahah
Dec 9 2009 11:22PM
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1337
Posts: 31038 - Karma: 29,002
usually once a day, maybe twice. takes a pretty short amount of time unless mexican was consumed the night before...
Dec 9 2009 11:25PM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
haha i use to have secret shitting spot too when i was younger that shit was a ritual with my friends
Dec 9 2009 11:45PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
you go TWICE a day??!!!!! shit! you must eat a fuckload. im only a one-a-day guy. i read and listen to music
Dec 9 2009 11:52PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
three times a day usually. well more like 2-3.
Dec 9 2009 11:53PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
courtesy flush kiddddd...if you feel a bigg one comin have your hand at the ready to hit the flush just as it detaches from you bum, ittle be sucked down the drain swiftly and smoothly. I haven't clogged a toilet since nam with that tactic
Dec 10 2009 12:05AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
every other day
Dec 10 2009 12:06AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
2 times a day?!  thats fcuked,    you guys must be shitting little dear pellets.
for me its usually like 2 times every 3 days.
2 a days only happen if i get interrupted usually
Dec 10 2009 12:11AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,267
once a day usually, sometimes twice but very rarely, also sometimes i'll miss a day

i have a friend who regularly shits like 4-6 times a day
Dec 10 2009 12:14AM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
SICK TACTICZ YOZ
Dec 10 2009 12:14AM
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TheDude
Posts: 2058 - Karma: 117

dang, i can only get like 6 and then like a half gasm.

Dec 10 2009 12:18AM
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jeremy.g
Posts: 4931 - Karma: 459
thats exactly what i thought this was going to be about
Dec 10 2009 12:22AM
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hurrisun
Posts: 6284 - Karma: 49
it doesnt work but is it the wisdom teeth and constipation thread cuz that was fuckin jokes
Dec 10 2009 12:24AM
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MCIRONCOCK
Posts: 3094 - Karma: 30
Usually two, sometimes one, sometimes three. Every single day after school.  If i don't take my after school shit, i feel like crap(lol) for the rest of the day.  I never shit at school unless a massive diahrrea explosion in my colon is imminent. I can count the number of times i've shitted at school on one hand. I always take my laptop or my itouch and look through NS and hold conversations on facebook with people who don't know that i'm secretly shitting while i'm talking. Little do they know :)

Also, the actual act of shitting rarely takes me more than a few minutes. I guess it's just a ritual thing, and a peace and solidarity thing.  If i have to read a book for school, i've been known to knock out half of it in one session.
Dec 10 2009 12:31AM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
Once when i wake up, once during the day after eating a bit, once after dinner, maybe another before bed.  Repeat.
Dec 10 2009 12:44AM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243
sometimes right when i wake up, always after school, then sometimes at night depending how much i eat, it varies
Dec 10 2009 12:48AM
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ride_on
Posts: 317 - Karma: 33

excelent pun my freind

and once a day same time everyday and i read uncle johns bathroom reader, greatest book invented

Dec 10 2009 12:52AM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
always right after I wake up, occasionally in the evening. i do nothing while i'm on the toilet, my longest shit of my life has probably been like 1 min tops, except at work when I use it as an excuse to leave for like 15 mins, but I always just shit at the end.
Dec 10 2009 12:53AM
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doublexl
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fucking love the signak.
Dec 10 2009 12:57AM
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Delphi
Posts: 3748 - Karma: 36
I'm convinced that I have never gained weight because I drop bombs pretty much after each meal. It's actually coming back to haunt me, I dropped a pant size this year.
Dec 10 2009 1:01AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
twice a day
and typically i just play solitaire on my cell phone
but i used to read anything within reach
i'm sure at one point i had every ingredient on the soap dispenser memorized
Dec 10 2009 2:12AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
alldayerrday.


jokes actually never.
Dec 10 2009 2:14AM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
the strange thing is that i eat a lot of fibrous things, like lots of fruits and veggies. i'm not very unhealthy...i wonder why i shit so infrequently
Dec 10 2009 7:05AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
3 or 4. If I only have like 1 it will hurt the next day to take a shit.
Dec 10 2009 7:14AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18212 - Karma: 12,257
i shit in your moms vag, 3 times a dayyyy..
Dec 10 2009 7:54AM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
1 maybe 2 times a day
Dec 10 2009 7:54AM
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bdowning
Posts: 1630 - Karma: 243
complete weirdo
Dec 10 2009 8:25AM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
im done in 45 seconds. no more than a minute am i in there.
Dec 10 2009 8:37AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
greatest story ever told
Dec 10 2009 8:44AM
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OhioRiderSPK5
Posts: 968 - Karma: 24
I probaly shit 2-3 times a day. An no i aint no power shitter like some of you guys, it usually take me like 30-40 min no lie. i get pretty bored
Dec 10 2009 10:43AM
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Mr_Papageorgio
Posts: 1271 - Karma: 117
bout 3 times a day. i enjoy taking a shit

and im not afraid of public bathrooms either
Dec 10 2009 10:48AM
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NW_Rider
Posts: 2580 - Karma: 314
damn I can't believe I just read every post in this thread.
Dec 10 2009 12:22PM
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