As some of you may know and many of you are completely unaware of, my roommate N.Skinner and I have been absent from NS for an unacceptable period of time. We were not creating the new Ponzi Scheme, nor were we trying to find ourselves in an Arizona “Sweat Lodge.†It is possible that one of us could be the unknown 10th person who has been sleeping with Tiger Woods, but he has wi-fi, so that has no bearing on the situation.
No my friends, Nick and I have been the victims of a 4Chan Troll roommate named Scott~ (or Scott1~, Scott2~, Scott29~, and etc.). It is because of this roommate—see Wales forum and Washington regionals--that our household has been placed under the wrath of an IP ban. As of yesterday at around 1400, the tyrannical IP ban that plagued the 536 household was lifted. In return for this favor, we will beat Scott~ with tube socks filled with bars of soap. The only problem is that we have neither tube socks nor bar soap, and ankle socks filled with body wash just doesn’t have the same effect.
Alas, we have decided to raise money for these tube socks and bar soap by having a sale of somewhat epic proportions*. Below you will find the items that if sold will partially contribute to the purchase of these tube socks and bar soap. All prices include shipping and will more than likely take 2-3 days to arrive at your house. You can check my feedback if you would like to see that I have quite the history of selling on NS, so you need not be wary. Paypal will be accepted for payment unless you have gold bars, Lehman Brothers Bonds, or Zimbabwean dollars.
Feel free to give a “holla back girl†if you enjoy the thread, like the stuff, have bought stuff from me before, or just want to give a “holla’ back girlâ€
So now, without further ado, we give you... the Items.
First off, we have outerwear…
Gotta cover your legs…
Burton Ronin 3l pants- Size XL- in Eggplant colorway. These babies are 20,000 waterproof and 20,000 breathable. Pants are a heavy shell with vents and ghetto slits. They have normal cuts around the ankle where you boot is, but other than that are in fantastic shape. Approximately 5% of this item will go toward buying tube socks. ¬-- $70
Oakley Shell Pants with removable down liner- Size L- in Black. These bad boys are also 20,000 waterproof and 20k breathable. Super heavy duty fabric that is built to last. Can be worn any time of year in absolute comfort due to the removable liner. In great shape other than the zipper pull on one of the leg vents, which can be easily fixed if you wanted to. Slight cuts on ankles, but fantastic shape otherwise. Appx 5% toward bar soap (maybe antibacterial)-$60
Next up is a pair of Special Blend cord Pants- Size XL – in Brown corduroy. They are 15,000 waterproof and breathable and are the most balling pants you can find. Super comfy, nice and waterproof, exquisite steeze, save your money on Ho’s and get these instead. They are in great shape other than the normal slight cuts around the ankle area and have some slight tearing around the bottom where you can walk on them. Buy these bitches- $60
Now for the jackets…
First we have a Volcom Jacket that is about as hyphy as the 12 year old that just robbed a convenience store yesterday near our house (see Seattle Times)- Size L – in Blue colorway. Looking past the obvious steeze-factor, this jacket is as comfy as a baby seal. Asymmetrical zipper, 10,000 waterproof and breathable, powder skirt and all. This puppy is in fantastic shape from back to front. Call it a comeback.- $60
Bonfire Gore-Tex Jacket- Size XL – in Black. The bread and butter of jackets, this murdered out upper body covering cannot be penetrated by water (Gore-tex guarantees it). Shit retailed for 3 bills, and might as well be called new. It has all the essentials plus some. Plus, black matches with anything… storm troop it or murder it out, or better yet buy some of our pants to go with it (it all matches).- $80
Alright, so outerwear is done, but you still have to cover yo chest when you aren’t on the mountain…
Armada Hoodie- Size L – in Black. Is that two dragons I see on the front? Shit’s sick. - $20
Oakley Pirate Hoodie - Size M – in Black (with purple skull/cross-bones). Forget the triceps, in this thing… blow jobs in any town. -$20
Volcom Hoodie- Size L- Never been worn outside of the house. Far too fresh for my tastes.- $15
And now an Obey Hoodie- Size L - in Grey/yellowish?- Been worn once and was like an Ax commercial. Needless to say I have to get rid of it and one of you has to reap the benefits. -$15
So now that we have the majority of your body covered, let’s move to the accessories…
GLOVES
Pow Gloves- Size M- in Brown/Tan colorway. Leather palms with fabric backs, these are the ideal tool for pow, park, or murda’.-$20
Burton AK Gloves- Size L – in Black. These babies have gotten a lot of love and have given it back just as much. Great park/pipe glove ( I wore them in blizzards).- $10
Burton Gloves- Size M – in Brown/blue colorway. Nick doesn’t remember wearing these, but that is because he sleep-skis. The ideal pimp-slapping glove, get at em!- $15
Any gentleman would agree… you gotta cover your dome.
HATS, HELMET, GOGGLES
First we will cover the hats.
Nixon New Era Caps- Size 7 5/8†-Perfect for the oversized melon or for the average NSer who wants to shove that ish over their eyes. Brand new condition (white even has the tag). - $15 each
Rime Knit Sag Beanie-Size Huge -Brown and Blue. Brand new. Need I say more?- $15
Are those too big? How about the opposite end of the spectrum?
Another Nixon New Era- Size 7 1/8â€- in Tweed. Asymmetric logo, on the left side, yeah that’s the Crip side. Brand spankin’ new. Has been hanging on a hook from the ceiling since he bought it (seriously).- $15
Alright, now for a brain bucket…
Bern Bacon- Size XL – in army Green. If your head is a 7 5/8†it will fit perfectly. Good condition overall, a couple of marks but nothing insane.- $20
So I hear NS likes Crowbars? Next up is some Crowbars…
First pair is Brand New- Army Green – Comes with original box, bag, warranty card, etc. No lens- $40
All white Bars with slight wear on the band (as shown). Other than that, it is like new. Again, no lens, but comes with bag- $40
So frames are cool and all, but you have to have lenses…
Hi-Yellow- Great shape other than a slight scratch on the front lens element, it cannot be seen when wearing it.- $40
Persimmon- Kind of fucked, inside of lens has some streaks, but otherwise in good shape.- $15
Alright, let’s cut the foreplay…
2008 Invaders- Size 178- Drilled at dead center for a 27.5 boot for FKS. Great shape other than some normal top-sheet chips and a single base gouge (not a core-shot). The edges are in great shape and they have no sign of delam. Not sure what these babies fetch these days… so $90? FKS not included.
And for the FKS, I am not sure how much I want to sell them for. Send an offer through PM and we can figure something out.
2008 Salomon Guns- Size 174 –Drilled for a 26.5 boot at recommended for Rossi Axial 2 bindings. Been ridden a total of 10 times. Hasn’t seen any rail action. These are too legit to quit, so someone get on em.- $200
Love,
Ryan Ward
*Very little of the money we raise will go toward tube socks or bar soap
