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Present for my bro

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dizziewhizzie
Posts: 2 - Karma: 10
Yo!

I am using an alias here as my bro is always checking NS, but i would like some advise on what i should get him for christmas?

facts about him...

he is 19

he loves skiing/
outdoorsy stuff/
generally dude ass shit!

any cool ideas up to about $100 considered!


+ve k for legit ideas

-ve k for inane comments like "book him a hooker DUDE!
Dec 8 2009 1:36PM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
Maybe some tuneups for his helmet?
beer? (me and my brother give each other a 40 of vodka each christmas, itts kinda our little thing)
Dec 8 2009 1:38PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
a lift ticket. Sometimes you can get discounted vouchers at your local ski shop. Buy a lift ticket for him, and if you sk also of course he'll take you. You gotta pay but you'll get a day of skiing together. I used to do that every christmas for matty.
Dec 8 2009 1:39PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Get him a new pair of sturdy climbing shoes.
Dec 8 2009 1:41PM
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CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
a fat sack. thats what im gettin my lil bro.
Dec 8 2009 2:01PM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 518

get him a jibersih hoodie or crew

Dec 8 2009 2:02PM
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Shaky_Jake
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Dec 8 2009 2:07PM
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-ROY-
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yea jiberish would be a good idea!
Dec 8 2009 2:17PM
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Malcolm
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100 $ worth of candy
Dec 8 2009 2:17PM
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uni-corn
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A blowjob. From you.
Dec 8 2009 2:19PM
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GreenHorn
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thats just messed up. but it will save you $100
Dec 8 2009 2:21PM
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boyd
Posts: 217 - Karma: 256
i've always wanted to go to 7-11 and spend 20 bucks on 5 cent canddy
Dec 8 2009 2:21PM
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graciousstallion
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hahaha
Dec 8 2009 2:21PM
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uni-corn
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Its a win win. He gets some dome and the OP saves a cool $100.
Dec 8 2009 2:23PM
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Travapple.
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DIAB
Dec 8 2009 2:24PM
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sconniestyle
Posts: 3945 - Karma: 26
i think some kid found the perfect present for your brother in his barn the other day...

https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/503675/

Dec 8 2009 2:38PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
Give him a voucher that is good for 100 dollars worth of shit on BST.
Dec 8 2009 2:41PM
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kingsskier
Posts: 6212 - Karma: 2,101
Great idea right here actually. I would love to get this and it involves NS. SInce he is always on NS then he will love it.
Dec 8 2009 3:28PM
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young_sebago
Posts: 122 - Karma: 33
a bunch of different scratch lottery tickets
Dec 8 2009 3:33PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
If you are a guy and you are older than 21, and you guys look alike, give him your ID. But if you also want a present you can give him in front of your parents, give him snowshoes or a bocce ball set.
Dec 8 2009 3:35PM
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Jimmy.
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was this written by the alias's real account? if so, fail.
Dec 8 2009 3:36PM
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Beefcake
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i would get him some rope. everyone loves a good rope!

Dec 8 2009 3:37PM
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Mavrck
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if he likes hiking or running or just cool stuff....

VIBRAM 5 FINGERS. there like those toe socks but a shoe...there suppose to strengthen you ligments and muscles and give you better agility and balance. haven't got a pair but heard good reviews and I'm gonna check them out soon

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Dec 8 2009 3:37PM
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derbski
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'Scuse the double post, but I just remembered these. http://www.coldpole.com/home.htm
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Ski pole flasks, so damn stealthy. Oh, and book him a hooker dude.
Dec 8 2009 3:38PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
nah man, if he wins nothing you present sucks monkey balls...

lottery tickets are good if you have a budget that has to be spent and have like 10$ too much(ie. a group puts together for a present)


get him an external hard drive filled with good movies and music, that's allways usefull + you can get like a gold or silver pen and write a cool happy birthday wish (or whatever reason it is you're gifting him...)
Dec 8 2009 3:40PM
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Spacekroft
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jibberish or any ski brand hoodie or t-shirt would be good, headphones, lift tickets, beer, are all awesome ideas do what feels right?
Dec 8 2009 3:40PM
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I_Am_Mod
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or if he likes outdoorsy stuff, maybe get him a slackline, they're fun as hell and great to take out on a camping trip...

or a slick monocular for spotting big mountain lines...

or get him a good pocketknife/leatherman multitool thingy...

Dec 8 2009 3:44PM
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kingsskier
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no I was just saying that its a great idea for him to do.
Dec 8 2009 4:05PM
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thebeesknees
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i hate rope asshole.
Dec 8 2009 4:43PM
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Uncle.Badness
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Level 1 Ten Pack, or an avalanche beacon.
Dec 8 2009 4:47PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
100 bucks???

ifhes a biker, get him some biking clothes and shoes and pedals, shits sooo nicee
im really high sorry
Dec 8 2009 4:50PM
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factory81
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this man is on to something.
Dec 8 2009 6:53PM
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doublexl
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nicetrynot
Dec 8 2009 6:57PM
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Ian.Ham
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my friend has a pair and they are damn sick
Dec 8 2009 7:00PM
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thedutchmayn
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a fat sack, his favorite alcohol or beer or just some quality stuff if you drink/smoke. some tasty food, a night out ya know. if your 21...the bars.....
Dec 8 2009 7:04PM
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T-Holt
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Ski movies, maybe one of the packages in the NS store.
Dec 8 2009 7:07PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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alias. banned.
Dec 8 2009 7:19PM
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[Dawn
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Wait why? he wasnt even trolling.
Dec 8 2009 7:25PM
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t-roy
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i was going to suggest a gps. you can probly get one for under a 100 bucks now
Dec 8 2009 7:27PM
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T-Holt
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What? That's pretty ridiculous, he gave a perfectly legit reason to make an alias. He's not trolling or anything. This is actually a thread that is pretty much composed of positive things.
Dec 8 2009 7:29PM
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vincepru
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i have a pair of these. so does my pops. they are so dope and comfy, but im one of those people who loves to be barefoot.
Dec 8 2009 7:29PM
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dizziewhizzie
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hmmm..... ma alias seems to be workin' matey!

no worries - ive been trollin' about wid my main login this evening anyway - doing my best to keep the ns community hatin'!



some good ideas here chaps! don't think he's caught on yet... hes been on and off ns all evening! i shall sort something out....
Dec 8 2009 7:33PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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jokes, take them
Dec 8 2009 7:34PM
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T-Holt
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It didn't sound like a joke in your post. I decided to stick up for him.
Dec 8 2009 7:37PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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like i said, take a joke!
Dec 8 2009 7:38PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,270
a kid at my school wears those

he was the biggest faggot before he got the shoes, now he's such a huge faggot that every time i see him i have the urge to knee him in the face
Dec 8 2009 7:39PM
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hartig
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aaron?

is that you?
Dec 8 2009 7:48PM
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StevenSegal
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stay still
Dec 8 2009 7:53PM
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kstanz
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these are sick, im gonna ask for a pair even thought there weird lookin
Dec 8 2009 8:03PM
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neutralzombie
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hockey jersey! haha
Dec 8 2009 8:07PM
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