It was just supposed to be a night at the Nuggets game

This did not happen to me, i just got off the phone with my friend who this story happened to
on friday, my friend was invited to the Nuggets game, before he gets picked up he decides to finish off the remaining half of his vodka.  After this he goes to the game and around the 2nd quarter he becomes extremely sick.  it cant be the alcohol (it takes a lot for him to get drunk) he beleives it is food poisoning.  He goes to the bathroom where he starts throwing up.  He is on the ground in the stall in the fetal position when he notices that Denver PD is outside the stall.  They are knocking on it asking if he is OK because people have come out of the bathroom telling us someone is very sick in the bathroom.  He opens the stall door and they come in to check him out.  They ask if he had anything to drink and he said about 2 beers, but he thinks it is food poisoning because he had just gotten over food poisoning 2 weeks ago and this is what he felt like.  The police pick him up and the put him on a wheel chair out of the bathroom down to where the paramedics are.  The police ask him one more time how much he had to drink, they said they will not do anything they just want to make sure it is not the alcohol.  So he tells him he had a half of a fifth of vodka.  The police give him a breathalyzer and he blows a .062 and they bring him to the hospital and a nurse comes in and asks if the cops are going to do anything and she said no because you were extremely sick and very cooperative, so he is extremely happy at that point.  after about 2 hours in the hospital they let him go.  he walks out of the hospital (what happened to his friend, i have no clue) and has no clue where he is.  it is below freezing and he is walking down Colfax (a very sketch street in colorado) at around 1 in the morning.  he sees police and goes to ask him where exactly he is and where the nearest RTD bus stop is.  They show him the stop and as he is standing at the stop when he hears someone say, "excuse me sir" he turns around and sees one of the hottest girls he has ever seen.  She asks him how to get to the capital building and he points in the direction of the capital.  she then asks where he is going and he tells her he is trying to get home and all that.  she then offers a ride to him.  he goes with her in her brand new hummer as they are driving they start talking and she asks him what he does and he tells her.  then he asks her what she does and she says she is in the adult film industry, my friend tells me after that he started getting a little freaked out.  after they talked a bit more, she asked if he would like to be in a film with her, he said that it is something he is not interested in and as she dropped him off she said if you ever change your mind here is my number.  and that is how his night ended.  I thought it was a  pretty epic night.  I also told him he should write a book because so much stuff happens to him.  He once stopped a robbery at walmart, blew up his parents brand new 4 runner, literally blew it up. too many stories.  I just thought i would share

Sparknotes: night the nuggets game, sick, goes to hospital, gets a ride home from a porn star