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My new house (mega claim)

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aussieskier
Posts: 805 - Karma: 182
early in the year one of the biggest companys in australia went pretty much broke a $40 share became a 50 cent share, the changed some stuff around i put about $30 000 and after a few weeks it came up a bit and i made a bunch of money. so i bought a new car, new camera gear but most awesome of all i just bought a house.

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its a two min walk to my favorite surf break in aus

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oh and my car (comes in a few days)

[img]http://www.waymotor.com/img/2127-Toyota-TRD-HiLux-Accessories.jpg[.img]

anyway sorry bout the huge claim but im really stoked
Dec 7 2009 6:53AM
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skibikeclambake
Posts: 2346 - Karma: 27
hes online now. i pmed him
Dec 7 2009 9:23PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
this is a load of bullshit AND will go down in ns history (maybe?)
Dec 7 2009 9:24PM
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staffpro
Posts: 443 - Karma: 23
precious metals???? dude GOLD HAS JUST GONE FROM 900 in the summer to $1200 NOW AND U WANT TO BUY IT NOW???? are you crazy? i wouldn't be surprised if it went a bit higher but at this point there is way more downside risk than upside....
Dec 7 2009 9:25PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
May I kiss your ring o exalted one?
Dec 7 2009 9:26PM
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t_wells
Posts: 563 - Karma: 10
i got a good laugh out of this thread
Dec 7 2009 9:28PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
yah
Dec 7 2009 9:29PM
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user098123
Posts: 6072 - Karma: 18
I hate when newbs on NS claim that all these threads are going to "make NS history".

Making NS history is an honor, not something from some dumbass troll like this.  Wow it was funny, we all had a laugh, a couple of you were dumb enough to fall for it. ZOMG IT MUST BE NS HISTORY! WE HAD A FUNNY!

No.  It isn't NS history, and you kids need to stop claiming everything will go down as NS history.  I can count the number of threads that deserve to be NS history on two hands.
Dec 7 2009 9:37PM
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skier_boy26
Posts: 11295 - Karma: 502
dude, that house is nasty, as in ugly and shitty.

funny thread, though.
Dec 7 2009 9:38PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
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Dec 7 2009 9:43PM
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*saevioVITA*
Posts: 112 - Karma: 12
quick ns grab your axes and torches!!!! dude your karma is going to gradually get ns mobbed!! fuck the OP
Dec 7 2009 9:44PM
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some-skill
Posts: 167 - Karma: 10
so fucking lucky!!! r u like a billionare? btw VIDEOS or i didnt happen! i want a narrated, video tour of it!!
Dec 7 2009 9:50PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
balls man you got the life. nice house&girl and your smart with your money so you definitely deserve it
Dec 7 2009 10:01PM
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WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
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Dec 7 2009 10:12PM
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daringharry8
Posts: 240 - Karma: 10
lol
Dec 7 2009 10:13PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,008
Can I have 20 Bucks?
Dec 7 2009 10:15PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
a little back to back dumbass posts
Dec 7 2009 10:16PM
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WSMFP
Posts: 824 - Karma: 122
this
Dec 7 2009 10:21PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
didnt pick up i was kidding? i most of the thread
Dec 7 2009 10:24PM
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daringharry8
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Dec 7 2009 10:25PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
ok now that i read my post back i made almost no attempt to exaggerate that statement
Dec 7 2009 10:26PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
HAHAHA this is a funny thread. im pretty sure the OP did it as a joke or somthin like april fools
Dec 7 2009 10:29PM
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daringharry8
Posts: 240 - Karma: 10
well maybe i'm not sure though
Dec 7 2009 10:31PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
It's fucking December. If this was April I would understand, but it isn't, so it is just stupid.
Dec 7 2009 10:33PM
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mike_d
Posts: 503 - Karma: 79
Hahahaha.

I love how everyone is getting mad at the OP.

He was probably high as fuck, and thought, I bet if I post this ridiculous story, all the little kids on NS will believe it and FREAK OUT, which is exactly what happened.

If y'all were dumb enough to believe this shit its your problem.

Dec 7 2009 10:35PM
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spliff.Life
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Dec 7 2009 11:26PM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
HAHAHAHAHHAAHAH SIIIICK MAN! Props!
Dec 7 2009 11:28PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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jesus dude get a fucking life
Dec 7 2009 11:47PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
look what trading carbon credits got me.

cap and trade + my prowess of the market = win!

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what now? hahahah
Dec 7 2009 11:52PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
can we let this thread die now? its a lie, we had our laugh now let it die. and no its not ZOMG NS HISTORY! no where near being worthy of that
Dec 8 2009 12:02AM
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floop
Posts: 137 - Karma: 10
in Oz its turning from spring to summer so it is actually kinda like april bro
Dec 8 2009 12:12AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Seasonal-wise yes. But it is still December down there.
Dec 8 2009 12:18AM
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gustafari
Posts: 726 - Karma: 50
you sir win at life in every possible way
Dec 8 2009 1:21AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
Hey check out my new house! I picked it up off one of those infomercials that tells you to call a 1-800 number because there are bank owned houses going for under $2,000! I got a great deal on this pad, I paid just under $1,500!


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Dec 8 2009 1:27AM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
i guess my pic didnt work!

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Dec 8 2009 1:29AM
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yojimbo
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yeah man props on the great investment. I just picked up 5 ak's from some esse's down the block and then me and my homies commited a string of bank robberys down the east coast. we made 8 mil a peice and now we ballin as fuck. I put 2 million in the bank and spent the rest on pure heroin. cut it all up and sold it at street value now i got 500 million. now i'm ballin as fuck. i bought 17 houses. got one up in the french alps, one in venice, a couple in utah, bc, nz, hood, compton, boston, vt, all ovah the place you know how we doo, we ballin' as fuck. you should see the bitches I got, i told em polygamy is legal when your net worth is over 50 mill so I got like 7 wives n shit. every 09.10 ski on the market. some in multiples with different binding setups for different days. i got all the highest end ski boots and shit.



sparknotes: i eat caviar out of origami bowls made from benjamins while asian bitches rub lotion onto my nutsack with there feet yo. i'm ballin as fuck and i rob banks with ak's bitch.
Dec 8 2009 1:45AM
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ORski21
Posts: 423 - Karma: 12
Pretty obvious this is fake. My dad used to be a stock broker, and its not easy to work the market. A 25% return on your investment is pretty crazy, much less the jump from 5 to 7 digits. It takes an insane amount of time, brains, and most of all luck, to keep a good stock portfolio and it takes a long time for the investments to really blossom.

Also, that 6 Mill would be gone pretty quick buying stuff like that house and that car, and a person who just made 6 mill in the market would know its not fiscally responsible and wont appreciate well to just start spending it on multiple surf boards and cars, especially when its so easy to lose everything in this economy.

The house would be an awesome investment though. If someone bought that in the thrashed housing market, they could get so much return and have a legit house at the same time.

Good job tricking the majority of NS though. You made is seem pretty real
Dec 8 2009 2:12AM
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eheath
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Why are people still posting?
Dec 8 2009 2:14AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
i'm pretty sure he's new.
Dec 8 2009 2:18AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
lololololol
Dec 8 2009 2:26AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Dude, the Cholula..... is fucking AMAZING!!!!
Dec 8 2009 2:28AM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
YUU sukaah my dikaaa. rrrr
Dec 8 2009 2:31AM
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Mr.Panda
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I am salivating thinking about it.
Dec 8 2009 2:41AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
fuck you guys i came in here expecting more lulz and only got hungry FUUUUUUUU
Dec 8 2009 8:11AM
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Dr_Feelgood
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 15
TROLLLLLLLL... FUCK YOU QUEERBAIT
Dec 8 2009 9:47AM
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steezc-ross
Posts: 822 - Karma: 1,156
dope dude just dont brow it man, if that hapens you are fucked dude save up
Dec 8 2009 10:28AM
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8ONE657
Posts: 3045 - Karma: 209
point?
Dec 8 2009 11:19AM
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canterbury
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page 6? lolz
Dec 8 2009 12:07PM
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m.brus
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holy shit dude. thats amazing

Dec 8 2009 12:28PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
You have got to be shitting me....
Dec 8 2009 3:08PM
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