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You know you're a freestyle skier when...

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pinklittlelamb
Posts: 161 - Karma: 7
Haven't seen one of these threads in a while so figured i would make one.

You know you're a freestyle skier when you do tip stands in your basement in the middle of summer

or

You know you're a freestyle skier when you sleep with tall tees on

share yours!
Dec 4 2009 4:01PM
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ForrestW
Posts: 451 - Karma: 56
You go skiing, but not in order to race someone else.
Dec 4 2009 4:06PM
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connoroh
Posts: 2333 - Karma: 246
man, thats like, 70% of the female population.

Big shirts to bed.
Dec 4 2009 4:08PM
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DedicatedPicturs
Posts: 358 - Karma: 2,515
Your at a party, and suddenly realize everyone is looking at you for doing random afterbangs at the middle of the dancefloor.
Dec 4 2009 4:29PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
When you make your first repost.

Welcome to the freestyle community now.
Dec 4 2009 4:31PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,432
when you get yelled at for boosting off the sides of jumps. fucking haters
Dec 4 2009 4:31PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
when you slide on rails and obstacles in the jumpy park
Dec 4 2009 4:33PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
when you ski at the park
Dec 4 2009 4:36PM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 608
this is a pretty good answer
Dec 4 2009 4:39PM
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Carter23
Posts: 1722 - Karma: 17
when you think the world revolves around you your sport
Dec 4 2009 4:40PM
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CTD
Posts: 6300 - Karma: 348
this one
Dec 4 2009 4:43PM
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anti_bunk
Posts: 2629 - Karma: 329
when you say JEA but nobody gets it and just thinks your a homo
Dec 4 2009 4:45PM
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stokedelic
Posts: 1481 - Karma: 3,134

you use the searchbar.

you dont get dizzy anymore.

you dont think a "worm turn" is a weird phrase.

22 degrees is brisk.

your friend is a pro.

Dec 4 2009 4:47PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
newschoolers.com is how you describe your off season

you make skiing related jokes around people who dont have any idea whats going on
Dec 4 2009 4:47PM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
when you quote shit from Chug Life and TC
Dec 4 2009 4:49PM
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Literature
Posts: 13673 - Karma: 3,085
When you describe what you do with your life to your girlfriend as "flippy spinny shit."
Dec 4 2009 5:05PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
when your tying a noose around your neck because your parents wont let you ski because of your grades.
Dec 4 2009 5:09PM
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^_^iseeyou
Posts: 114 - Karma: 16

When you think of Skiing right before you daze off and dream of that pow

Dec 4 2009 5:13PM
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sip166
Posts: 275 - Karma: 16
when your idea of skiing involves more time on metal or in the air then it does on snow
Dec 4 2009 6:37PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
you role the tall teez
Dec 4 2009 6:41PM
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,155
yup pretty much
Dec 4 2009 6:43PM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
when you know what NS is.
Dec 4 2009 6:46PM
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RJ_Res
Posts: 628 - Karma: 292
when you have those twin tippers
Dec 4 2009 6:47PM
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Dr.Brown
Posts: 588 - Karma: 21
When newschoolers is your new facebook.
Dec 4 2009 6:49PM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
https://www.newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/459939/ couldn't help it.
Dec 4 2009 6:50PM
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s-trana
Posts: 47 - Karma: 256
when you do 270 on to curbs
Dec 4 2009 6:55PM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243
so true.
Dec 4 2009 7:00PM
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Dr.Brown
Posts: 588 - Karma: 21
^word
Dec 4 2009 7:01PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13060 - Karma: 18,448
You know the commentary by heart of every PBP movie since Propaganda

Pay 350$ for 2 days in a ski park

You constantly rehearse all maneuvers on skis...even ones you have never done before.

Your home page is NS.com


Dec 4 2009 7:08PM
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.caleb
Posts: 225 - Karma: 186
haha very true
also when mom yells at you for wearing your ski gear  too much in the summer annd to get off newschoolers for the 10th time
Dec 4 2009 7:10PM
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Ducky.
Posts: 5811 - Karma: 1,420
hahahahaah
Dec 4 2009 7:10PM
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.caleb
Posts: 225 - Karma: 186
also 1 more thing when u dream of shredding windels and hitting unbelievable jumps... afterbanging the landing flat
Dec 4 2009 7:17PM
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sip166
Posts: 275 - Karma: 16
hell yes i did this today haha
Dec 4 2009 7:31PM
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jeR.
Posts: 1325 - Karma: 58
when your gun rack has a gun rack on it?
Dec 4 2009 7:39PM
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sirskizalot
Posts: 4370 - Karma: 161
When you have one house thats mobile and six cars that aren't?
Dec 4 2009 7:47PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
ha i dreamed that i had LJ Strenio teaching me how to afterbang. pretty legit.
Dec 4 2009 7:58PM
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T_orageskiier
Posts: 580 - Karma: 13
when you start quoting colby west
Dec 4 2009 8:09PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,122
when you are in the back of your car right now, on newschoolers tethering through your iphone, camping at the resort.
Dec 4 2009 8:15PM
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-fungus-
Posts: 249 - Karma: 14
THIS
Dec 4 2009 8:48PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
When you've seen this thread several times by now.

I can't think of anything good to add now though so I'll leave it at that.
Dec 4 2009 8:49PM
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K_Day
Posts: 415 - Karma: 227
when you got the newest salomon ski gear and wear fag bag skittle color clothing and tall tees
Dec 4 2009 8:51PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
story of my life
Dec 4 2009 8:53PM
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Gameboy
Posts: 2657 - Karma: 126

hahahaha so true

When you say CHHUGGG and nobody understands

Dec 4 2009 8:58PM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
when you spend evryday on newschoolers...
Dec 4 2009 9:19PM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
when you spend evryday on newschoolers...
Dec 4 2009 9:19PM
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poots
Posts: 153 - Karma: 9
When you know the true meaning/ real way to break some ankles
Dec 4 2009 9:34PM
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foreverwinter
Posts: 181 - Karma: 29
^ this
Dec 4 2009 10:08PM
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Brian_Peppers
Posts: 534 - Karma: 54
When every time you go down your steps, you do a 540
Dec 4 2009 10:13PM
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Trojan~Man
Posts: 1996 - Karma: 1,357
sooo kinda like this thread? :P

Dec 4 2009 10:26PM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
when you do multipe switch ups down the stairs, along with the 270 off at the bottom
Dec 4 2009 10:30PM
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have.faith
Posts: 338 - Karma: 97

Quoting SteezeLouise from Dec 4 2009 4:47:17:
your friend is a pro.

^werd

and the first time you are called steezey you have officially joined the club.

Dec 4 2009 10:44PM
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