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Attn: Keystone Skiers/Boarders

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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
I work at KSRS (aka ski school) and we were all talking about the park, and about how Schoolmarm gets wayyyyy too packed at the top. I usually take kids up there to ski, and last year I swear to God I wanted to kill a bunch of park rats that came too close to hitting my kids and me. You have no idea how scary it can be sometimes.

To reduce the congestion up top will you please park at Mountain House? There is a free lot there now, and you can take the Peru lift straight to the top of A51.

I'M NOT POINTING ANYONE OUT. THIS IS FOR BOARDERS TOO.

I respect what you all can do in the park, but I don't respect you doing park rat stuff on Schoolmarm. We already have enough gapers on Schoolmarm anyway. So go do that shit on Go Devil. If you can ski/board the park then you can ski/board Go Devil.

I hate to be a dick, but if I see this and my kids get hurt or scared then I WILL pull your pass.

Help me to help you. Respect me, and I will respect you. Pass on the word.

Thanks, guys.
Nov 27 2009 7:21PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Seriously, dude. Shut up. This not the time nor place to be my brother. You can be my brother off NS, but not on.

Love ya, bro.
Dec 7 2009 5:21PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
You obviously can't read the English language. Read the whole thread before you start bitchin' at me.

DID I SAY YYYOOOUUU (a Newschooler) WERE THE CULPRIT? No, I didn't. Most of you kids on here are quite respectable when it comes to skiing in busy areas. BUT a lot of park skiers/boarders CAN'T ski for shit. (Mostly boarders. Sorry, but it's true. Heel sliding and toe sliding isn't boarding. It's just scraping the snow away, and we need that snow since the weather isn't cooperating.) If you can physically ski Go Devil to go down to Mountain House please do so. When GD opens of course. I'm just saying that we have ENOUGH fucking people on Schoolmarm already. I'm fucking tired of it. We don't need people who can ski the advanced terrain on the green terrain. GTFO.

I'm confident that you guys can ski blues and blacks, but do you REALLY need to take Schoolmarm all the way to the park? I understand that most of the mountain isn't open yet, so until then I don't really care (just don't be a douche bag).

Try to understand what I am saying because this is like my second or third time repeating myself.


ALSO, THE ARGENTINE LIFT AT MOUNTAIN HOUSE IS OPEN UNTIL 12:30PM DURING THE WEEK.

THERE IS FREE PARKING AT MOUNTAIN HOUSE ON THE EAST SIDE.

MOUNTAIN HOUSE WILL BE CLOSED DURING THE WEEK UNTIL THE 18TH.
Dec 7 2009 5:44PM
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Shadows
Posts: 8068 - Karma: 42
i got to say, ever since you moved to CO (or at least started posting here) it seems like you think youre the shit and have some kind of seniority. get over yourself... teach kids how to ski, deal with the kids you talk about, and just chill. its early season, the trails that keep everyone happy and separate are not open, deal with it.
Dec 7 2009 6:51PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Sorry, I know I've been kinda bitchy about it. I just expect a lot from ya'll.

Whatever, just forget it. I've been in a shoddy (maybe a wee bit bipolar) mood lately. VRI is royally fucking me over, and it hasn't snowed... I blame VRI for that too. Might as well.

Time to actually ski for myself tomorrow. I'll be not so bitchy.

Dec 7 2009 7:26PM
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Deathcab
Posts: 103 - Karma: 10
Word. Will you be in the park?
Dec 7 2009 8:13PM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
I can read the english language, in fact, I can read it so well that I needed to say something because nobody else did.

You came on NS and bitched about people doing their "park rat shit" on schoolmarm, and "scaring" your ski school kids. Everything you said in response to my post is circular and wordy to make it seem like you're right and I'm wrong, when that's clearly not the case.

Get over it. Don't tell us what to ski and what not to ski, you have absolutely no authority over us...you're one of hundreds of ski school instructors. Holy shit, you applied to vail resorts and got a job? So did 10,000 other people.
Dec 7 2009 9:23PM
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teleak
Posts: 2251 - Karma: 105
its pretty simple... just dont do anything stupid on that run, it's sketch going down it i know, and it does suck skiing slowly on green runs sometimes... but if you ever hurt a little kid... you're gonna wish you were going slower... and losing your pass sucks even more.
Dec 7 2009 10:33PM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
No shit.
Dec 7 2009 11:24PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
So if you agree with what I said then why did you write a novel. I don't understand. I'm sorry that I sounded like a complete dick/douche bag. I know I did. Nevermind...
Dec 8 2009 10:03AM
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Shpadoinkle
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When I can get motivated to progress myself. I've mostly been on groomers working with the old folks so I can ace my certs. But I actually have been in A51 a bunch this past week just hangin' out with the ski school park rats.
Dec 8 2009 10:08AM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
Because you sounded like a power tripping douchebag that was waving their tiny bit of authority over the internet. You were trying to tell Colorado NS'ers to stop doing "park rat shit" on schoolmarm...it seems like you were trying to say something else, but that's how people read it.

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Dec 8 2009 11:54AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Can you admit that a lot of people do "hood rat stuff" on busy runs (that have gapers, kids, etc.)?

Can you maybe see that it is frustrating for people who takes care of customers (condo renters, Texans, people who actually spend thousands of dollars during they time they are here)?

You guys (park rats) should honestly know what you are actually doing when it comes to skiing and boarding. You are there to be in the park 99.9% of the time aren't you? There is just a time and place for everything.

I said it a little extremely at first, but if you read on I backed way off. I already get shit from the old instructors just because I enjoy park skiing. It's fucking annoying.
Dec 8 2009 4:27PM
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jamesnunya
Posts: 84 - Karma: -90
^ your such a cunt i want you to die
Dec 8 2009 4:43PM
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Reed.
Posts: 4489 - Karma: 272
Those damn teenagers!  They dont know what real skiing is all about!
Dec 8 2009 5:46PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
Really?

Uhh...

Really?
Dec 8 2009 6:55PM
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spiegel
Posts: 945 - Karma: 7
i dont get the hate, your rant is pretty legit to me.

also, seems like some people here dont grasp the concept of "skier down the hill has right of the way"

so you're at fault if they make a weird ass turn/stop and you run into them, no matter how "skilled" you are.

but yes i do hate gapers but come on, its your fault if they hit you in a turn if theyre in front of you
Dec 8 2009 7:12PM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
This "hood rat stuff" affects nobody else. I don't see how buttering around on straight runs is "frustrating" to other people. I do it all the time when I want to take a run outside of the park, it's fun. Don't fucking tell us to not do that, especially here on NS.

Once again, us "park rats" KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE DOING. Seriously you're making it seem like we don't know how to ski because we aren't some racer instructor piece of shit like you. And some of us don't all spend 99.9% of the time in the park, we aren't all there just to ski park dumbass. Ever hear of something called a powder day?

We all spend plenty of money at the resort as well. We rent property. We pay for passes. Stop acting like we get everything for free and tourists are the only source of income. I drop tons of money every ski season too, probably more than a dumb Texan that's there for a few days, you fucking dumb bitch.

There is not a time and place for everything when it comes to skiing. It's what I do for fun, it's not a job, so I'll do whatever the fuck I want, wherever the fuck I want, however the fuck I want. I don't put people in harms way, and neither do most of other park rats with a fucking brain. If I want to butter around down a straight run, whether it be your precious schoolmarm or anything else, I sure as shit will. And I know for a fact that as long as I'm not colliding with a downhill skier, spraying, or jibbing on keystone property you can't do shit about it.

Seriously, drink bleach.
Dec 8 2009 8:21PM
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Deathcab
Posts: 103 - Karma: 10
Really? lol
Dec 8 2009 9:35PM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
HAHA...

I try and try to put is as simple as possible so it's easy to read, but so far no cigar.

Who's goin' up tomorrow?
Dec 8 2009 10:16PM
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DrStrangelove
Posts: 1948 - Karma: 3
Leave Texans out of this you stereotyping slut...I was totally ready to back out of this thread quietly, too
Dec 8 2009 11:59PM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
Me too, but this dumb annoying Picaboo Street scissoring piece of shit had to keep telling us what to do and kept insisting that park rats don't know how to ski outside of the park. All this atomic cuntpimple keeps doing is making assumptions and stereotypes, specifically towards park rats...why she would think that would fly on NS without a mega trashing, I have no clue.
Dec 9 2009 12:44AM
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XtRemE11
Posts: 5680 - Karma: 254
this is just retarded, i have seen one collision between a park rat and a gaper where it was the park skiers fault.   thats it, but ive seen countless amounts of gapers and ski school kids running into people. how many times do you hear of a park rat going out of control and hitting a tree off the side of a run? hardly at all, its always the gapers who are on a run where they shouldnt.  if you think the gapers flying around with their arms flayling all over the place is in more control than a park rat who skis every weekend or more then your just plain dumb. 
i have no problem with beginners, i think its awesome that they are out there trying to have fun just like us, but if they cant handle being around better skiers than them then they or the ski school needs to find a better run to learn to ski.
people need to solve their own fucking problems and stop bitching about it. if the run sucks because its full of people that are better than you, then go somewhere else. thats just how it works, its like moving out of the left lane so faster cars can pass, or why rabbits dont go hang around by a wolf den. whatever, its just how it works.
resorts are wayyyy to strict about this shit anyway, we have the speed fags yelling at everyone all over the mountain, and fences and slow signs all over the place, trying to protect the shitty skiers who made the bad choice to go on a run thats way past their ability level.   it would solve it if they didnt do any of that shit and the beginners stuck to their runs and the experienced skiers stuck to their runs.
crap like this was never a problem in the 70's and 80's, since people werent relying on the resort to make their skiing safe rather than themselves. 
Dec 9 2009 2:50AM
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Shpadoinkle
Posts: 10437 - Karma: 84
You guys really can't read. Seriously. Chill the fuck out. Just get over it. Why come on NS to pick a fight? I don't fucking understand.

There are already a couple of people that get what I'm saying. I don't understand why you don't. Jesus Fucking Christ.

Just go fucking ski. I don't care what you do. Jib off people, slow signs, park features, etc. I don't fucking care anymore. Do what you want. Stop you fucking bitching.
Dec 9 2009 12:44PM
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jdilla
Posts: 706 - Karma: 41
You're the one threatening us with you're limited authority and picking fights, we're just letting you know that you're a cunt.
Dec 9 2009 9:10PM
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Deathcab
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Cuntpimple? really. LOL
Dec 9 2009 10:20PM
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mackinnon
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lololzzzz
Dec 10 2009 3:33PM
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K_Day
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your rediculous, you have no right to give orders to anybody go kill yourself
Dec 10 2009 6:46PM
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
yah you kind of have too from the top of the gondola... sorry but you loose on this argument and stop trying to ruin the fun on the slope.
Dec 10 2009 7:41PM
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XtRemE11
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Dec 17 2009 3:10PM
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Reed.
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even her "take the Argentine lift" argument makes no sense...  you end up taking montezuma chair up to the main top of dercum....and then take.... SCHOOLMARM to the park...

ugh
Dec 17 2009 3:48PM
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jdilla
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Exactly...even when the mountain is 100% you still have to at least start off on schoolmarm from the top of decrum, you can cut skiers right to those blues that run sort of parallel with schoolmarm but you still wind up on it.
Dec 17 2009 5:52PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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I'm gonna 3 off of a roller tomorrow and decapitate a child.





and i'll like it.
Dec 17 2009 9:41PM
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Jordan
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hahahahaha, this thread is intense.


Dec 18 2009 3:09AM
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KneeDrop
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You seem to be picking as many fights as anyone...

Your generalizations and you threats are what getting out of hand, and upsetting people. If you had come on here, not mentioned pullin passes, and just kindly asked for a little respect you would've gotten much less hate for this...

I'm gonna go ahead and say 90% of the "park rats", as you call them, that i ski with are 100% more respectful of slow zones than those "texans, and people that spend thousands of dollars"...your generalizations are a little too general...and at least most of us can stop on a dime if necessary...while those death wedge tourist will just plow right into you....I hate the "park rats are dicks" school of thought...

Employees do give baggy pants and twin tips more shit and its ridiculous...I side slipped by speed patrol and still got bitched at....how much slower should I go. Should I just take my skis off and walk to the park??

I do understand there's alot of "park rat" dicks, but there's just as many "random" dicks...the generalization that all of us are endangering your students is mind bottling.

But seriously, everyone should park at Mountain House if you're there to ski the park. It's less hassle and you get right where you're trying to go..

And regardless of how she went about it, calling her a "cunt" for it is out of line...seriously, she just asked for respect, in many more words, but if you want to keep skiing this year you better give it...like she said, VR told employees to have zero tolerance, so be fuckin careful, for your own sake.
Dec 18 2009 3:19PM
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jdilla
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She's a fucking ski school instructor, not jesus. I don't need to respect anything she says outside being told to slow down, which wont happen since I respect slow zones. I'm not getting my pass pulled for things said over the internet....this cunt is getting no respect from me
Dec 18 2009 9:09PM
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KneeDrop
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^^Really what I was saying was IF you get hassled on the hill, respect could save your pass..I don't really give a shit what you do on NS.
Dec 18 2009 10:35PM
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A_Zuck
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how about this. park rats will stay off schoolmarm, if you keep your ski school out of the park. i just about landed on a 5 year old in ski school sitting on the landing of a jump . when instructors bring their groups into the park it is just a shit show.

Dec 23 2009 1:15PM
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bfnradford
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what he said

Dec 23 2009 4:01PM
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snowbladesforlife
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Shut up, you're a gaper. Fucking understand that, you have lived in summit county for two years, so shut the fuck up. I'm sorry you make $10 an hour 32 hours per week to squire some faggy little kids about. Your job sucks, accept it. A mountain town is the only place that some guy will actually bang you.
Dec 31 2009 12:21AM
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James-
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haha agreed,

here just to piss more people off...


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Jan 1 2010 2:21PM
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Shpadoinkle
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Whatever, fuck it. I don't give a shit. Those fucking yellow jackets are tools. They fuckin' pulled me out while I was in uniform. I don't care anymore. I'm preaching to the choir. Just stay in control. But just a FYI... I don't take my kids through the park whatsoever because that's just rude. I will tell the new instructors not to, but I give them massive amounts of shit everyday anyway. Cheers.
Jan 1 2010 8:29PM
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Mike.Records
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True
Jan 2 2010 1:16AM
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Shpadoinkle
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Have you been shreddin' VRI, Mike?!?!? It was awesome to see you a few weeks ago. It's been too long.
Jan 2 2010 10:50PM
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sick-as-aids
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you should make a track for the A51 park so we can get there without hassle
Jan 3 2010 1:08AM
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Shpadoinkle
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I agree, but that's why there is Peru and the Pika Lot with free parking.
Jan 3 2010 9:09AM
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sick-as-aids
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yeah but not everyone drives
Jan 3 2010 9:05PM
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Shpadoinkle
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True. Take it up with VRI. They are a lovely bunch.
Jan 3 2010 9:30PM
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