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Im literally going to slaughter my little bro.

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KiDCuDi
Posts: 390 - Karma: 13
so im in his room... and im not doing anything to annoy him. he yells my name at the top of my lungs so my dad would get mad at me. so i tell him to shut the fuck up and pushed his laptop screen over... with my fist... with excessive force. his screen shatters, and im like "it fell off the bed, right?" and hes said "no im going to rat you out."

so he did.

i now have to find a job to pay for a new fucking macbook pro for him.

hes 12. he only uses it for aim, facebook, and pornhub.com
Nov 26 2009 9:12PM
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GayWolf420
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fuck i hate that. it pisses me off soo much
Nov 26 2009 10:49PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
no shit sherlock!
Nov 26 2009 10:49PM
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njwa88
Posts: 465 - Karma: 15
you don't need to buy a whole new macbook man, just get the screen repaired/replaced.
Nov 26 2009 10:55PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
this thread fails harder than 4chan
Nov 26 2009 10:57PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,271
a new display is still a 1000 dollar repair that's not covered in a warranty
Nov 26 2009 10:59PM
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gnarmada
Posts: 235 - Karma: 17
why the fuck does a 12 year old have a macbook
Nov 26 2009 11:02PM
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KiDCuDi
Posts: 390 - Karma: 13
i just looked it up, and the kind of MBP he had has a screen thats like... around $200. it was one of the 2007 models. soo im good.

and i had a job everyone calm your balls. i quit at the end of summer. hence the term "summer job"
Nov 26 2009 11:02PM
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Zump.
Posts: 3338 - Karma: 305
still cheaper than a brand new macbook
Nov 26 2009 11:07PM
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KiDCuDi
Posts: 390 - Karma: 13
when you click "Change Quote Text" you highlight the section you want quoted and then click "Quote Selected Text"
Nov 26 2009 11:11PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
I'm going to agree with everyone in this thread.
Nov 26 2009 11:35PM
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gakc
Posts: 244 - Karma: 40
pornhub.com ftw!!! lol
Nov 26 2009 11:50PM
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Bean_Slc
Posts: 514 - Karma: 25
Buy him a desktop screen. Connect it to his laptop. Tell him to suck it up
Nov 26 2009 11:52PM
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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10
my thoughts exactly....
Nov 27 2009 1:08AM
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wnab21
Posts: 1313 - Karma: 18
can 12 year olds even beat off?
Nov 27 2009 1:12AM
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Moisty_Goat
Posts: 601 - Karma: 31
It seems like he should be the one making a thread about his asshole older brother completely overreacting to something he ( a 12 year old) did and punching his computer screen and ruining it
Nov 27 2009 1:14AM
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JakeC
Posts: 2160 - Karma: 101
well i can kinda see a lap top..... but mac book pro???????? what the fuck.

and i have heard macbook pro screens break easy
Nov 27 2009 1:16AM
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theblackrod
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Nov 27 2009 1:21AM
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Dr.NS
Posts: 640 - Karma: 19
don't listen to this nonsense
thats what poor people complain about

kick the shit out of your brother, he's a doucher for sure

seriously, do it

fucking kill him
Nov 27 2009 1:43AM
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steevner
Posts: 4502 - Karma: 47
No fucking shit?

Your story was really good... Do you have time to tell it again? Please?
Nov 27 2009 1:45AM
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xxMdahlxx
Posts: 552 - Karma: 15
its not nice to punch people in the laptop screen :'(
Nov 27 2009 2:38AM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
Yep.

OP and his brother both sound like little bitches.
Nov 27 2009 2:40AM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
Haha are you serious man, you sound so ungrateful. Cell phone at 14? Really?? Haha I got a cell phone when I was 18 and bought myself a computer then too.
Nov 27 2009 2:42AM
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ORski21
Posts: 423 - Karma: 12
how do you know your brother uses pornhub?
Nov 27 2009 3:28AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
Hey man I am one of the people who actually IS sorry, I laughed when you said you pushed it with your fist. I have a little sis and I feel you.
Nov 27 2009 6:05AM
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THATS_STREET
Posts: 2250 - Karma: 33
FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
Nov 27 2009 12:04PM
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LMPJibbin
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macbook PRO? wtf......
Nov 27 2009 12:05PM
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-ROY-
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wow just wow..

Nov 27 2009 12:10PM
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Edew19
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Sheeiit.  16 year olds are spoiled now.  Your lucky to even have a cell phone.  And why they hell does anyone not in college need their own computer much less a laptop?
Nov 27 2009 12:19PM
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will-g
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12 year olds have facebook now?
Nov 27 2009 12:23PM
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B-runge
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your an idiot
:D
Nov 27 2009 1:09PM
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inactive
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wait, push or punched. you said push, everyone thinks you said punch. what happened. so confused.
Nov 27 2009 2:12PM
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Mooserz
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it makes you dick bigger
Nov 27 2009 2:17PM
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Utard
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cool story Hansel
Nov 27 2009 2:18PM
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KiDCuDi
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thanks olaf
Nov 27 2009 2:40PM
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LukeB
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so? you punched his laptop and now you have to pay like $200 for a new screen. No big deal
Nov 27 2009 2:44PM
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B-runge
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"pushed his laptop screen over... with my fist... "

reading comprehension is a good skill.
Nov 27 2009 3:24PM
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troublemaker3
Posts: 1954 - Karma: 225
slaughter him so you can buy your parents a new child as well
Nov 27 2009 3:50PM
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Benson23
Posts: 1713 - Karma: 15
?
Nov 29 2009 9:10PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
dude you're a whiny bitch. Own up to what you did
Nov 29 2009 9:13PM
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
did he straight up punch a laptop? i just cant imagine that.
Nov 29 2009 9:13PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
you still should have to pay for it. my little bro does the same thing with the yelling. so anoying
Nov 29 2009 9:14PM
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
get a job at the Mac store
Nov 29 2009 9:17PM
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frosted_flakes
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 1,256
you are very smart, just sayin....
Nov 29 2009 9:18PM
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jason...
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Nov 29 2009 9:31PM
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speedy29
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No whats worse when your older douchebag I mean bro breaks your shit then bitches and moans about replacing it.

Fuck I paid for tons of shit my older brothers broke. Ipod, a knife, tons of dvds, jack a couple pillows for my back, my bike, the bike I refurbished, ect.
Guess what life unfair sometimes and the only way to look at it is we already have more shit than most of the world and we have the ability to go out get a job and buy cool stuff. There are alot of kids in the world who work way harder just to help their family

So stop bitching and be thankful for what you have.
Nov 29 2009 9:31PM
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Bright_Nation
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Nov 29 2009 10:22PM
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