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Need to get out of something you don't want to do? Poop your pants.

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racistpatsy
Posts: 30 - Karma: 11
So I am currently living at a sober house run by a treatment center I just left. I found out today that one of the kids there was supposed to be doing community service, but he really didn't want to. So what did he do? He shit his pants on purpose in order to get out of it. He told one of the staff driving the bus and they had to take him back. I thought this was one of the finest demonstrations of laziness I have ever heard of.
Nov 23 2009 11:57PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
are you a crackhead?

i've heard of people pissing there pants but never shit.
Nov 23 2009 11:59PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332

i think this would also work great in a classroom setting

kid- may i go to the bathroom?

Teacher- no

Kid-(shits pants) your move..

Teacher-.....well played, you can go.

Nov 24 2009 12:01AM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
fucking gold
Nov 24 2009 12:03AM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
ive had kids in my classes piss themselves, usually dumbass kids but its pretty funny as shit.
Nov 24 2009 12:03AM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
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Nov 24 2009 12:05AM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
hahaha maybe im just high but that was good
Nov 24 2009 12:06AM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 332
i've heard stories of kids pissin themselves, but never a shit. a shit would be epic.
Nov 24 2009 12:07AM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
hahaha ive always wanted to not be let go to the bathroom, and then just like get up and pee in the corner.
Nov 24 2009 12:11AM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
One time a kid took a shit in the small trash can in a classroom at my old high school
Nov 24 2009 1:04AM
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
wow, i was doing community service for a kindergarden class on year, and this on girl who thought she was the coolest thing to ever walk into a school pissed her pants.. all i could think was karma bitch!
Nov 24 2009 1:26AM
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cobra_commander
Posts: 16909 - Karma: 4,682
ya it works right up untill they tell you to deal with it...
Nov 24 2009 1:30AM
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