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If you hate twilight...

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RAWLAN
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then you will love this

http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight

"If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way."

if its somehow a repost then im sorry but my searchbar is busted to shit

Nov 23 2009 9:32PM
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ShoulderSurfer
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/501395/

nice try though
Nov 23 2009 9:33PM
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1337
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i love reposts
Nov 23 2009 9:33PM
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griffin.paisley
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lawl.
Nov 23 2009 9:34PM
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Supafresh
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http://http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1924837  

this is so funny

Nov 23 2009 9:42PM
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RAWLAN
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fuckin hell
Nov 23 2009 9:44PM
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jeremy.g
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way to repost. bitch. rylan you are so unaware haha. are you guys traveling a few days slower in new zealand?
Nov 23 2009 9:45PM
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.jesus.
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your link be broked
Nov 23 2009 10:01PM
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twin-tip-hero
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Nov 23 2009 10:09PM
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Chompo.
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haha
Nov 23 2009 11:01PM
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ace_
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i found that to be in bad taste
Nov 23 2009 11:04PM
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p-fo
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YES!!!!
Nov 23 2009 11:04PM
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K2skipunk
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I have yet to see Twilight, but I don't understand why there is so much hate. It seems to be an alright movie/ book series. I don't think it's the movie itself that people hate, as much as it's the actor, or the hype that is spread throughout girls/ women of all ages.
Nov 23 2009 11:08PM
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superpoluha
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its ironic cuz he was superman or some shit
Nov 23 2009 11:12PM
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squibble
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holy jesus new moon sucked, i think its the end of the franchise, look at the imdb reviews. im not sure so much that the actors suck, but more the fact that the books characters are actually just that shitty. the movies are exactly like the books, full of 1 liners that in real life sound absolutely ludicrous.
Nov 28 2009 1:07AM
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iannelson
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Haha.
So true.
Nov 28 2009 1:19AM
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ski-swagga
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^
Nov 28 2009 1:33AM
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OOHapieceofcandy
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Who gives a fuck you fuck. Some people havn't seen it.
Nov 28 2009 3:16AM
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Idahoskier420
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this movie/book series/gayest thing ever falls under the southpark theory of marketing. "twilight makes little girls ginies tingle and when little girls ginies tingle i make money" now thats pimpin
Nov 28 2009 3:48AM
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jibbpeter
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haha thats great!

i dont find twilight as a vampire movie...  all the traditional vampire shit is gone, they dont feed on humans, they are "kind" (?), and worst off all they sparkels in the sun.
seriously WTF

overall a romantic "vampire" movie for 14 year old girls.


30 days of night is a good vampire movie, also Bram Strokers Dracula!

Nov 28 2009 9:56AM
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TheWiseOne
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I was hanging with this girl Im kinda into when i saw the book in her bag

Me "You're into twilight?"
Her "Ya, I've read all the books 5 times and I always keep them with me"
Me "I have to go feed my dog and suffocate my self. bye"
Nov 28 2009 1:27PM
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superpoluha
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Nov 28 2009 1:45PM
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ShoulderSurfer
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uhh he posted it on the same day, 6 hours later
Nov 28 2009 2:05PM
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OOHapieceofcandy
Posts: 563 - Karma: 10

What does it matter? Some people don't stay on here for six hours straight, and people saying "repost, end of thread" are becoming a big problem around here. Like you. You fuck.

Nov 28 2009 2:10PM
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the.hellion.
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If you hate twilight, watch this too:

http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-15166-Dallas-Comedy-Examiner~y2009m11d25-Funny-video-shows-vampire-intervention-for-Twilight-New-Moon-fans-with-video

I laughed pretty hard.



Nov 28 2009 3:51PM
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T-Holt
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Because it's annoying to see the same thread pop up like 4 different times. It's not too hard to searchbar and then bump a thread instead of creating a new one.
Nov 28 2009 4:07PM
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OOHapieceofcandy
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Well fuck, if something like that annoys you, I'm glad I don't know you in person. Who the fuck wants to spend their time searchbarring shit every time they want to post something they like. Posting a new thread is not bad, it encourages more conversation for those who havn't already seen it. And if you are one of those people who are so smug after telling someone to searchbar, then fuck you.
Nov 28 2009 4:10PM
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T-Holt
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Better convos can happen if someone bumps a thread because people will be able to respond to the previous comments in the thread. I don't see why it's so difficult to click the little box on the top right corner of the page, type a thread title, and see if it's been posted before.

There have been times where there are literally 3 threads about the exact same thing on the first page of NSG, I mean, come on.

And what do you mean, so smug? How am I smug?
Nov 28 2009 4:14PM
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OOHapieceofcandy
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You make a good point, but at the same time what use does writing "searchbar noob, it's already been posted lyyyke 5 tymmez llollz noob" add to the new conversation? Nothing, if anything it makes people look like all they do is browse NS 24/7.
Nov 28 2009 4:22PM
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T-Holt
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The first post had the link to the original thread. The only way people are going to stop making numerous threads on the same thing is if they get told not to repost.
Nov 28 2009 4:26PM
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OOHapieceofcandy
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But, really, c'mon, does it annoy you THAT much? It's really not even a big deal if someone posts the same thing twice. If you've seen it, then don't fuckin keep reading, easy as that.
Nov 28 2009 4:40PM
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T-Holt
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It doesn't annoy me that much, but it does annoy me a little. Plus, it keeps things less cluttered and peoples thoughts contained.
Nov 28 2009 4:42PM
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snowisholywater
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Nov 28 2009 6:01PM
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ski_ENDUB
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If only this was true. however movies like twilight and bands like the jonas brothers and justin beiber exist for one reason. because they make a shit load of money of tweens. As shitty as twilight was, it made moer on it's opening weekend than The Dark Knight, it's tragic.
Nov 28 2009 6:20PM
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balltoohard
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hilarious
Nov 28 2009 6:28PM
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2_fadez
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they are exploiting it too. somewhere it said they are making either the next book or the last one into two parts even though the books are the same length. two parts = double the money. zingggg
Nov 28 2009 7:20PM
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spliff.Life
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hahaha i thought that was pretty funny, thanks for posting
Nov 28 2009 7:37PM
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squibble
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just thought id share the good news... the IMDB rating for new moon is 4.8, which is really really low. i have never seen a movie that low, even deathrace is 6.7
Dec 21 2009 10:44PM
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ksnow
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shit thats pretty bad
Dec 21 2009 10:47PM
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s.erickson
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-k for being a douche
Jan 1 2010 2:42PM
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superpoluha
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well, now that you are a douche, two negatives equal a positive... do i give you all 10/10?
Jan 1 2010 3:05PM
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