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Okay NS this is a legitfucking thread helppp (cliffnotes;somethingwaslaced?)

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OhMyBosh
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Okay my bad in advance for making too many like high threads and shit ive been smoking way too much recently.
tonightiwent andblazedandsmoked allott and there was a bong and yeah. i started to feel weird... ill outline all the symptoms later...
so came back to rez and was freaking out and freaked out for a while... then i sat down and started writing all of my symptoms down... and os i started doing that and then it turned into house diagnosing me, and then i wrote like a whole fucking screenplay for a house episode complete with OC humour... and now im on NS to tell you all my symptoms to tell you what the fuck im tripping on...


SYMPTOMS:

1. crazy bouncing headache thing
2. hard to breath
3. head falling down
4. dry mouth, white saliva on tounge
5. fucking paranoid
6. very loud and fast heartbeat.
7. limbs shaking almost uncontrolably
8. dizzy
9. forgeting everything
10. inability to think coherently... couldnt finish a sentence.. i just forgot what i was thinking or going to say.
11. paranoia
12. freaking out
13.trying to figure out what it is
14. calm breaths seem too little... lull myself to feeling like im ok but when i breath deep its like ive been holding my breath the whole time.
15. fast breathing makes my head dizzy and boucing headache comes back... heart beat up.
16. big exhale makes everything better for a bit.
17. limbs shaking a lot
18. still forgetting things but trying to write.
19. i feel more creative and shit
20. see sorts of visual things going on with the words on the page
21. more creative?
22. yeah probably lots more ill get back to you.


basically, what the fuck do i do and what the fuck did i smoke and what should i expect?

i need someone to walk me through this so i dont fucking trip balls and die.





inb4 i dont fucking know. fuck you if you were going to say it though.
Nov 21 2009 12:38AM
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lilwhiz165
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hahahaahhahahahaahahahaha fucking hilarious
Nov 21 2009 9:39AM
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zylstra
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first legit response....

this thread is fucking retarded. don't you have any friends who could knock you out before you post some more retarded shit on ns?
Nov 21 2009 9:43AM
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OhMyBosh
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so much hate
Nov 21 2009 10:42AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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shut the fuck up pussy
Nov 21 2009 10:43AM
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OhMyBosh
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i love you too man.
Nov 21 2009 10:44AM
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jaylib
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hahaha
Nov 21 2009 10:45AM
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breezepig
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OP be trollin like it wasn't nothin
Nov 21 2009 11:07AM
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killabees
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my roor would distroy you kiddo
Nov 21 2009 11:08AM
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pmw
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you deserve all of it
Nov 21 2009 11:11AM
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goonsquad
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shit sounds like adrenochrome to me... what ever you do dont fight it
Nov 21 2009 11:23AM
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OhMyBosh
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bit late dude. im not dying anymore.


just throwing this out there, but my buddy who smoked the weed with me smoked daily for the past like 5 months, and even he got some of the symptoms i had last night once he got back to his room, so im pretty sure it wasnt be just being really high.
Nov 21 2009 11:26AM
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amo
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Usually when i get super duper i high i just chill and listen to music/ watch tv. chances are you're not still high now. You still alive lol?
Nov 21 2009 11:31AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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that would be the only thing more pathetic than if this were actually true, but I def wouldn't put it past someone like him
Nov 21 2009 11:38AM
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Been.stick
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lawl im gonna try that
Nov 21 2009 12:03PM
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jason...
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Hahahaha, you fucking rookie OP. Your weed isn't laced, it's just the fucking shit, and you can't handle it. Chances are you will NEVER run into laced weed in your lifetime you dumbass.
Nov 21 2009 12:10PM
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factory81
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YOU ARE LOST IN THE K HOLE BRO.
Nov 21 2009 12:12PM
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twin-tip-hero
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you should call 911 like this cop did when he got high.

Nov 21 2009 12:25PM
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yourthemannowdog
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sounds like someone ripped a bong for the first time of some dank shit. It happens to  all of us, now you know that weed can legitimately fuck you up. You need to learn to control yourself
Nov 21 2009 12:41PM
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Jodi
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Awesome.
Nov 21 2009 1:08PM
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Mr.Panda
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So I take it that your going full retard did not kill you?
Nov 21 2009 2:09PM
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mski
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passout
Nov 21 2009 2:12PM
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Magnetic
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I actually had the same symptoms when i made my other retarded weed hallucination thread i was just so out of my mind i couldn't type them i am pretty sure that you had the same "extra" as whatever i had in my weed because i had smoked plenty before that instance and never felt anything similar to that and i smoked like less than a nickel too. I still do not know what was in it but i haven't smoked since because it was just plain un enjoyable and that is saying it nicely.
Nov 21 2009 2:46PM
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CKpolicy
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i once was convinced that i had shit my pants while sitting on the couch with a huge group of people, including a big group of hot sorority girls. turns out i was just too high, but i didnt stand up once until they all left.
Nov 21 2009 4:26PM
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dbstar
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it wasnt laced, your just a bitch, weed is never laced.... you just got paranoid as fuck thats where all those crazy symptoms are from
Nov 21 2009 4:29PM
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soulskier
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i would like to see this house screenplay
Nov 21 2009 4:30PM
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yourthemannowdog
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trust me you just got really high, you didn't know what to make of it so you panicked. Eat a firecracker of other weed and you will feel symptoms like those. I just ate one and i know what you are feeling.
Nov 21 2009 5:08PM
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pmw
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if your a n00b ;)
Nov 21 2009 5:16PM
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.travis.
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inb4 OP delivers shitty screen play.

jokes, but seriously, if it is anything like his super deep "non-shitty doodle" i think it's best that nobody see it.
Nov 21 2009 5:18PM
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haiggk2
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it was probably laced with some hard shit I smoked this shit one time i freaked out a lot like you are and I found out later it was laced with crack (no lie) just chill out have a glass of cold water and listen to some nice calm music

Nov 21 2009 5:46PM
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OhMyBosh
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yeah its much worse than that doodle... i was shaking as fuck and thought i had parkinsons for a while so you cant really read it anyways.
Nov 21 2009 6:33PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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hahahaha wow... thought you had parkinsons, I heard PCP can do that to ya
Nov 21 2009 7:41PM
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OhMyBosh
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Quote from my writings last night:

"I hope i dont get parkinsons, although then i could make Michael J Fox jokes... Michael J Fox doesnt need to buy an electric toothbrush, because of Parkinsons... *picture of me telling that joke in a wheelchair except i look like Randy Marsh and everyones laughing saying "its okay to laugh now because he has it too"* But other than the joke part it would suck."
Nov 21 2009 7:56PM
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jason...
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YOU DIDN'T HAVE LACED WEED, GET OVER IT OP, YOU JUST HAD GOOD STUFF AND COULDN'T HANDLE SHIT.
Nov 21 2009 8:17PM
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liukangkid
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i think ive diagnosed you, its not the weed you either are suffering from dehydration, mad cow disease or rabies
Nov 21 2009 8:30PM
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Dr.NS
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lolz
im high as shit too but don't feel the need to write out symptoms for some death disease
Nov 21 2009 9:17PM
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Caveman.
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you got owned
Nov 21 2009 9:46PM
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Shredneck
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NSG............. im speechless,
Nov 21 2009 11:44PM
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C.R.E.A.M
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thats what i was thinking too.
Nov 22 2009 12:01AM
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gbirrd
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ha well man wanna hear something fucked. my dads a cop and the drug guys at his work baught 32 grams of weed all from different dealers. they baught 1.5 grams from each dealer. so thats alot of dealers. and they tested all the weed. they found that 80% of the weed was laced with meth..... how fucked is that. im never buying weed from anyone else. i got my buddy who grows it himself. you shouldnt smoke something that u dont know if its good or not.
Nov 22 2009 12:20AM
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idontactuallyski
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whaaaaaaaaa? that's fucked.
Nov 22 2009 12:24AM
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laxstar
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this.... you are just really high, happens to me all the time and it is scary as fuck first time it happens. if you truly feel that u got laced weed (extremely unlikely, near impossible) go to the store tomm morning and get a at home drug test. But looking outside works the best that is why the only times when i smoke is on car rides or when im at my lake house out on the water.
Nov 22 2009 12:34AM
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assface
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hahahaha
Nov 22 2009 12:39AM
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SpaceTiger
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yooo sounds like you smoked some bud laced with feces
Nov 22 2009 12:39AM
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captaincrunch
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youre threads have been pissing me off, kid.

BUT you sound scared, and i feel you.
you could certainly just be WAY too high.

or it could be a couple things i guess.

adderall
ritalin
salvia (?)
dmt (hope to FUCKING GOD its not dmt lol)
vicodin

cept none of these sound like what youre describing. the adderall could have your breathing shallow and have you sweating and stuff, but other than i have no idea.

drink water. lay the fuck down. put on a FAMILIAR movie. just sit through it dude. try to enjoy yourself. we've all been here before. youre not gonna die.
Nov 22 2009 12:45AM
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Caveman.
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where do you live?
Nov 22 2009 12:56AM
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Moisty_Goat
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What the fuck? Why would you list dmt as a likely drug for bud to be laced with. Its not addictive, it's rare, it's expensive and anyone who smoked it would damn well know the difference
In fact im not even positive you can smoke it but im pretty sure you can
Nov 22 2009 1:04AM
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captaincrunch
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lol youre right.
mostly just tryna scare him.
Nov 22 2009 1:26AM
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Moisty_Goat
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Haha i see
the best one was the guy who posted about being from the future and having a warning haha
Nov 22 2009 1:27AM
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OhMyBosh
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1. dont call me kid

2. im quite obviously over all the symptoms now seeing as its a day later and im alive and posting normally.

3. dmt? im wasnt in a fucking different dimension talking to Jesus dude.
Nov 22 2009 1:34AM
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Mr.Panda
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Jesus doesn't exist dawg.
Nov 22 2009 1:35AM
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