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Dr.Scholl
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NASA's take on 2012

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/afp-nasa-2012-myths.html

Nov 17 2009 7:53AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
No shit
Nov 17 2009 8:43AM
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Steezius_Maximus
Posts: 1152 - Karma: 22


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Nov 17 2009 8:46AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Whoever believes that we will all die in 2012 deserves an open handed slap.
Nov 17 2009 8:51AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
after it doesnt happen in 2012 the date will be moved foward to 2020 and then nothing will happen again. ive got my money on nukes killin us all off or Z day. but i'd rather just live till i die of old age.
Nov 17 2009 9:44AM
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spruitm
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 1,057
you guys are stupid, for not believing the world is going to end.
of course they would say its not going to, they dont want to create panic.
Nov 17 2009 9:49AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
kinda like 1996, 1998, 2000 and 2003 right?
Nov 17 2009 9:52AM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
can it be followed by a backhand slap immediately after? like a tag-team?


Nov 17 2009 10:04AM
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.KYLE.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 59
how were we gonna all die in 2003?

Anyone remember 6/6/06 haha
Nov 17 2009 10:08AM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
Roundhouse kick, not some little slap.
Nov 17 2009 10:09AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
The trick is you lull them into a sense of security when all they think they will get is a slap. Then bam, roundhouse.
Nov 17 2009 10:11AM
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GreekAR6
Posts: 527 - Karma: 11
Z Day for sure.  I'm actually kinda hoping for it haha
Nov 17 2009 10:16AM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
I'm waiting for the day that a superhero comes out called "Scientific Fact Man" and he goes around sodomizing people who say insanely stupid shit. It would solve all the worlds problems.
Nov 17 2009 10:22AM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12

i love the zombie flicks. Zombieland was the shit. I'm ready for it lol. gotta have a plan.

It's rather simple too. pack clothes, some basic shit, grab bat. Go to a dealership, get a big truck, and extra wheels/tires. Go to gun store, get a remington 870 and lotsa shells, then to auto zone for oil, basic parts, grab a siphon and some fuel jugs. The journey begins....

I live a thousand miles from my family, and they're in one of the best mountain ranges you could hope to be in when the world falls apart.

Nov 17 2009 11:19AM
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Lickmy9
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haha thats my birthday and i got fucked right up.
Nov 17 2009 11:28AM
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tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55

thats not even the half of it

the world "ends" several times a year...the last big one was 2007 where ww3 was supposed to happen or something... the problem is that whenever these hocus pocus theories dont come true they just move them 5 years ahead and restart the whole cycle of bs.

Nov 17 2009 11:32AM
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eheath
Posts: 61110 - Karma: 118,334
Science slaps the retards of our world. At least hollywood banked before this announcement.
Nov 17 2009 11:38AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
pretter sure we've known this for a while
Nov 17 2009 12:26PM
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mike91129
Posts: 777 - Karma: 43
This is wonderful
Nov 17 2009 12:30PM
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yellav
Posts: 10056 - Karma: 1,217
i prefer zombies

Nov 17 2009 12:31PM
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WVskiing
Posts: 3007 - Karma: 1,948
the only way we would die is if EHEATH kills us
Nov 17 2009 12:41PM
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yellav
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zombieheath
Nov 17 2009 12:48PM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
ya we are definitely gettin taken out by zombies eventually.  No doubt about it.
Nov 17 2009 2:22PM
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Dbouch
Posts: 1059 - Karma: 13
All the people talking about zombies, have you ever read World War Z? Its an awesome book by the same guy who did the zombie survival guide, who also just so happens to be Mel Brooks son.  Its a really good book, but at the same time really disturbing for how unprepared we would actually be, not just as people, but as a race.
Nov 17 2009 2:27PM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 170
Probably because the concept of zombies is pretty much impossible to ever come to fruition, therefore we shouldnt be prepared for it... Just like we shouldnt be prepared to defend ourselves against hordes of flying penises.
Nov 17 2009 2:32PM
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Dbouch
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Well, we probably should be.
Nov 17 2009 2:44PM
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VT_FLO
Posts: 3806 - Karma: 147
99942 Apophis

well, we have a slight chance of it...
Nov 17 2009 2:48PM
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Mooserz
Posts: 2945 - Karma: 32
have fun in the hills. Me and my crew are taking over the nearest BJ's
Nov 17 2009 3:39PM
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Elijah.
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I'm definitely going to the mountains.
Nov 17 2009 4:55PM
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dice552
Posts: 304 - Karma: 42
This is rocking my world.  I dropped out of school and spent all my money on drugs cause i thought i only had two years to live and now your saying that i may have been mistaken? fml
Nov 17 2009 5:20PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
pretty sure nasa's take on 2012 is a repost....
Nov 17 2009 5:22PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
yo fuck that, id rather go out in a blaze of zombie killing glory
Nov 17 2009 5:35PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Hahaha, holy shit.

You guys are so stupid, of course the world's not gonna end in 2012, the Scientologists decide when the world ends not the Mayans.
Nov 17 2009 5:58PM
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wh@t
Posts: 6204 - Karma: 52
+1
Nov 17 2009 6:05PM
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CypressGrove
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Nov 17 2009 6:08PM
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Armanzoid
Posts: 2453 - Karma: 26
Seriously now, what's more terrifying than death? Being sodomized.
Nov 17 2009 6:35PM
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.thedude
Posts: 292 - Karma: 16
yeah. it was my 13th birthday.
Nov 17 2009 6:46PM
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GreekAR6
Posts: 527 - Karma: 11
Yeah dude that book was a really fun read, I thought it was way better than the survival guide. 
Nov 18 2009 1:09PM
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ryan.s
Posts: 462 - Karma: 47
wait... we didnt die on y2k?!?!?!?!
holy shit
Nov 18 2009 1:16PM
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