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Mtv's jersey shore hype thread

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clive_bixby
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what is this world coming to?
Nov 16 2009 8:57PM
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futurespin
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The big dirty!!
Dec 9 2009 11:53PM
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dr_phil
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yeah ... it's full of details like that that make the show better ...

for example: what's written on the shirts at the shop (MILF HUNTER), Vinny's pitstain when he fistpumps, etc.


Vinny is semi legit, but he's still a "generational italian" guido, and Angelina, despite being a total bitch, is somewhat attractive, maybe it's because she's the only guidette that couldn't be hiding a penis.
Dec 9 2009 11:55PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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it runs along the shore line, its just for transportation on the boardwalk.
Dec 10 2009 12:13AM
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Sewardo
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dopeeeee
Dec 10 2009 12:29AM
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Alexamvp
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"I represent Italians, family, hair gel and tanning"
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Dec 10 2009 1:10AM
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michelle
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ITS ON TONIGHT!
Dec 10 2009 1:50PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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"I feel like this job is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do... like, you know, great things"
Dec 10 2009 3:33PM
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Markus13
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This show made me decide that we are holding the first ever "THE JERsey Shore Jam" at West Mountain on March 6th. Winner gets at Free Tattoo from Unique Arts. Judging based on "Fist Pump, How you dress (Saturday Bar/Clubbing Night Clothing) and at least one SICK trick.
Dec 10 2009 4:11PM
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vomit
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the tattoo has to be a Italian flag/tribal/cross
Dec 10 2009 4:51PM
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MN_Nice
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a guido fist pumping
Dec 10 2009 4:55PM
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Mr.Capone
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I've been fist pumping all day long in preparation for tonight!!

gotta warwm it up, we gots a real tv situ-ation about to go down. Beer, bitches and the beach baby!!

Dec 10 2009 6:44PM
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dr_phil
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JEAAAAA

Classic litterature in TV format.
Dec 10 2009 7:20PM
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futurespin
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Fuck yeah! Thanks for reminding me guys. Does anyone know where Pauly gets his hair gell, looks so hott!
Dec 10 2009 7:23PM
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0ptions
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If this website's been posted i apologize but its sooo gratifying. It's unbelievable.

Dec 10 2009 7:27PM
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Delphi
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Jesus christ, why the hell are the girls on this show sooooo beat up and disgusting?
Dec 10 2009 7:35PM
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vomit
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i think she might get snuffed out tonight. i really hope so.
Dec 10 2009 7:41PM
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InkShrink
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Dec 10 2009 7:59PM
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DrZoidberg
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I hate having to be associated with these people but it's still probably funny to watch. I could just go to belmar and see it for real though. I'm Italian too... Still never seen this show.

Here's what I say, when I pull up to go surf and every other car is a scion or a civic with that v-tec or whatever that is sticker you know who's gonna be there. Maybe they'll show some Ed Hardy wearing snowboarders when we get snow?
Dec 10 2009 9:31PM
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hey-dude-its-me
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hey do any of you guys get the feeling that some really small/unimportant parts look staged? Overall I think its a real reality show but every so often someone will say something that seems really pre-loaded. Idk
Dec 10 2009 9:42PM
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LadySaGa
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usually when a guy hits a girl it makes me mad. for some reason this mad me happy
Dec 10 2009 9:46PM
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Frostfired
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haha ah i know, everytime i see that i think it brightens my day a little
Dec 10 2009 9:51PM
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LadySaGa
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he did her a favor by knocking that ed hardy ass-hat off of her head
Dec 10 2009 9:53PM
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vomit
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i was really hoping the grill exploded on them haha
Dec 10 2009 11:00PM
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Sewardo
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https://www.newschoolers.com/web/mediacontests/showentry/cid/38/id/1833/

haha not tryin to promote myself to win or w.e. but the thread gave me the idea so I had to give some credit.  Check it out...my idea created from the shorreeee haha
Dec 11 2009 3:14AM
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Mike-O
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I can't believe a few things:

A) I actually sat through that first episode without having a mental breakdown.

B) There were six commercial breaks. SIX! What the hell, how can you stand it?

C) I don't know how on Earth those girls became so enamoured by themselves...some of them were pretty in their own ways, but nothing is more of a turnoff than a "nicest girl you'll ever meet" who warns you not to get on her bitchy side and "knows" she's the hottest thing in town (while she isn't). I loved how one of the girls went through all this gangster ass act of being the baddest bitch in town and then waved goodbye to HER MOM while driving off. You're living large, woman.

D) Same as above for most of the guido guys. It's healthy to have a good self esteem but that was over the top. If all you have in your life is hair gel, pouty lip action and fist pumping, things aren't looking too good.
Dec 11 2009 4:49AM
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Sewardo
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i agree with everything you said...... but somehow it still amazes me that beyond all logic....these peope still get laid..........ahhhhhh alcohol
Dec 11 2009 5:11AM
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illadelphlife
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fist pumpin like champs
Dec 11 2009 7:27AM
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SMH[-__-]
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SO MUCH HYPE
Dec 11 2009 9:05AM
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Jodi
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we don't get to see snickers get knocked out until next week....booo!
Dec 11 2009 9:15AM
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snwbrdmilf
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It looked so much more intense on the preview than in that gif, holy crap. The big O her face made.....wow. I almost kinda in a small way felt bad for her. Almost.
Dec 11 2009 9:35AM
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Jodi
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yep - she went down hard.....screamin and cryin and shit....and then it cuts to buddy getting arrested. i felt kinda bad too. it was a haybailer sucker punch.
Dec 11 2009 10:24AM
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Delphi
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i don't understand Vinny's obsession with fist pumping? Where the fuck does that come from? And NONE OF THE GIRLS ON THIS SHOW ARE HOT. The girls these bitches tool on are 10 times hotter than they are, why the fuck are they calling girls who actually look halfway decent sluts? Jealousy, and seriously, I wish someone would kill snookie. I LMAO whenever someone calls her snickers, or "Snickas" fucking guidos, how the fuck did these idiots ever come to be. Forget the mafia stereotype, at least there is a little dignity in this. These morons laud respecting family values and religion, but they are some of the most disrespectful and irresponsible pieces of shit on the planet. God damn, someone please cordon off NJ and drop an H-Bomb. Actually, maybe a massive penicilin bomb would work because these people are a fucking disease. Kevin, you're such a disease!
Dec 11 2009 11:05AM
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Jodi
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whoah dude. are you the guy who punches snickers?
Dec 11 2009 11:17AM
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Delphi
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hahah seriously, how the hell did "fist pumping" become a legitimate dance move?
Dec 11 2009 11:25AM
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Sewardo
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https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/506326/ click for some fistpumping lols.....and yah I know it should be in NSG but I fail haha
Dec 11 2009 11:29AM
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johnnypsunami
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as will I
Dec 11 2009 11:33AM
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DrZoidberg
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I live in Nj. Some kid in my gym class today goes "Yo does my collar look okay? I forgot to iron it this morning," to some other kid. I loled, I cannot believe people actually think like that.
Dec 11 2009 10:31PM
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vomit
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evedently they are not gonna show snickas get snuffed out next week. i dont think i want to watch anymore haha.
Dec 12 2009 11:53AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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this thread's getting more hits than mine, so i thought i get some more lols out there


all i know about this show is from this article
Dec 12 2009 12:02PM
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MN_Nice
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This guy is my hero.
Dec 12 2009 12:11PM
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frosted_flakes
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Untitled from Dan Mini on Vimeo.

just watchin some jersey shore, hahaha
Dec 13 2009 10:13PM
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danbrown
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Yup, they're not gonna show snooki getting rocked in the head next week. MTV pulled the clip from the show.

http://www.tvguide.com/News/Jersey-Shore-Punch-1013069.aspx
Dec 13 2009 10:56PM
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theabortionator
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Apparently there is a senator or someone who is trying to get the show banned. Because of it's highly offensive portaying of italian americans.

Don't they have anything better to do? Like not suck at running their state/country. I think the show is hilarious. At least good enough to watch 10 min here and there.

Guido's probably think it's a cool show too. Since they all are such badasses in it, lol.

Dec 22 2009 1:35PM
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Rooddss
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wow yes THANK YOU FINIALLY. lol lbi is way nicer
Dec 22 2009 3:15PM
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BIG_BIACK
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Man dog everytime i watch this show i love it more and more
Dec 22 2009 4:28PM
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wesley.
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++vibes bro.
Dec 22 2009 5:38PM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/3e1c0b38aa/the-real-situation-feat-the-situation-snooki-and-pauly-d-dj-lubel

They are starting to take this too far... kinda dumb now.
BUt did you know it only takes 9 pounds of pressure to break a humans nose.... SNAP!
Dec 22 2009 5:49PM
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gmack24
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Dec 23 2009 12:10PM
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PappaG
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Friend met the crew at some MTV Christmas party (he works there). Apparently, Ronnie is only 5'4" ... rest of the cast is 5'6" to 5'8".
Dec 23 2009 12:28PM
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snowbird4life
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i didnt read the whole thread but the kid who wont drive through jersey is a fucking bitch.

from north jersey to philly, i get around, and i looooove it.

oh and philly/south jersey people you got your own version of the guido just less douchey.

how about a temple taper and perfectly manicured facial hair, there just as metro as the guidos they just are a llittle more chill and dont fist pump as much :)

Dec 23 2009 12:32PM
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