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samck89
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post some sweet names that you wish you had or wanna name your kids,

ill get the ball rolling with jesus, cus its just plain kickass


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Mar 21 2004 8:24AM
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ShmagmaSkiier420
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guadamere, kaan, abazeda, maxwell
Mar 21 2004 8:42PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
no one likes jesus danger
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farp for life! yeah!
Mar 21 2004 9:02PM
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dilla_says_go
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my mom has a black girl in her art class named Shithead (pronounced Shih-tay-hid)
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Mar 21 2004 9:09PM
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dilla_says_go
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and my dad had two black guys in his class named Booie Mouie and Kabunga. Their fathers name was Kevin.
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-steve [always clownin, never frownin. s.1986]

[i treat each day like its game seven in overtime.
born to shine at home and over border lines.]
Mar 21 2004 9:10PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
my cousin used to teach at detroit public schools, and there was a chick named plecenta(sp)
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Mar 21 2004 9:13PM
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snowforblood
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I will name my kid bates so his butler calls him Master Bates but for me I wish my name was Elden Nines





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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

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franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'

hello boys
Mar 21 2004 9:14PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
Another sweet name would be Homer,or Moe,or Barney.Or bart.
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I got big balls
Big old balls
Big as grape fruits
Big as pumpkins
Yes sir, yes sir
and on my really good days
they swell to the size of small dogs
my balls are as big as small dogs
well it ain't braggin' if it's true
yes sir, yes sir
Muhammad Ali said that
back when he was a young man
back when he was cassius clay
before he fought too many fights
and left his brain inside the ring
and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods
Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods
Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life
was to one day go down on Madonna
that's all he wanted, that was all,
to one day go down on Madonna
and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
Mar 21 2004 9:50PM
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Tiffy
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Squwak or Jaqueefa




Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)
Mar 23 2004 10:23PM
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tahoe20
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i want to mary a guy with the last name dover, then name my kid ben,...
or if the ben dover thing doesn't work out, baylor would be cool too


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pimp that shit
Mar 23 2004 11:52PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
if i were jewish i'd name my son christian
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 23 2004 11:53PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
^lol
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
Mar 23 2004 11:55PM
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iamaskier
Posts: 131 - Karma: 10
i knew a girl who was called
octavia grace zenovia alper. her nickname was octapussy cos she looked abit like one. i wanna name my kids ollie and milly. (oliver and amelia)
Mar 24 2004 12:39AM
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ihuckmyself
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I'd have to say Seven. Seven Kostanza. I once knew a kid named Tyson, cool kid with a cool name. His initials were TKO (technical knockout)
Mar 24 2004 1:06PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
Popeye is sooo cool.
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
Mar 24 2004 1:07PM
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skeebum
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emma ho
Mar 24 2004 2:17PM
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4skizzle
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this is easily the funniest active thread. Sinisters first list almost made me piss myslef.










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Mar 24 2004 2:35PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
^haha,i'm glad
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
Mar 24 2004 2:36PM
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4skizzle
Posts: 2384 - Karma: 10
i'm sitting at my dest trying not to laugh too hard and my students keep looking back at me.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Mar 24 2004 2:37PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
hahahaha.That's great.
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
Mar 24 2004 2:40PM
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mountsnowgirl
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I know two guys--Skye and Anganile (sp?) pronounced (An-gha-knee-lay.
Mar 24 2004 2:51PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
well,check out this ones:
Segismundo,Bonifacio,Onofre,Moussamba.
They are weird,but they are true names.What a pain in the ass..
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
Mar 24 2004 2:57PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
ill name my first born Fellatio
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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7
Mar 24 2004 3:11PM
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holyDINOSAURS
Posts: 7038 - Karma: 639
^ hahahahha this IS the funniest active thread.
i once knew this girl named America, and then her paretns named her lil bro American...it sickened me
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PBP Junkie
TMC For life
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Mar 24 2004 4:14PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
^are you serious?That's.....huh.....stupid?
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
Mar 24 2004 4:16PM
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Concord
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Ralph....

I just had a nice fat fuckin cheeseburger bitch ass wagon fuck.Ds91260

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

TMC WUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
WE KILL YOU

Im Jake Rodriguez Bitch

Mar 24 2004 4:19PM
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4skizzle
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random house hold items work well as names. Or you could name the child what ever he/she was conceived on, ie. couch, bed, kitchen counter, congical jail visit, ailplane bathroom, whatever. I'm sure there would be some interesting names out there.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Mar 24 2004 4:21PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
hey Couch,come here!haha,sweet.
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
Mar 24 2004 4:24PM
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SKItheBURG
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i had a substiute teacher today named mr. fear. not sure what his first name was, should have found that out.
ive always thought skylar was a tight name.
Mar 24 2004 4:25PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
Smelly would be a sweet name too.Like,Kelly,but Smelly...
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
Mar 24 2004 4:25PM
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Sinister
Posts: 1456 - Karma: 10
a kid lives with me and his name is Dick Spinder.
Well,we call him dick
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
Mar 24 2004 4:27PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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five-0's was the funniest... charlie marshmellow





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Mar 24 2004 4:43PM
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razzy53717
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Thor. You don't mess with a kid named Thor. eather that or Sgt. Pain
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Mar 24 2004 4:49PM
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Sinister
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wasn't Srg Pain a movie with a funny black guy?
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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.
My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
Mar 24 2004 4:50PM
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4skizzle
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major pain










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Mar 24 2004 4:56PM
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Sinister
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okay,i remeber now,he said something like WIN,I said WIN,WHiskey,INdian,NOvember!
Did that mean anything or was it just a random thing?
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Fuck it.I'm bored
Mar 24 2004 4:57PM
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4skizzle
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another random outburst.










Eggs and bacon please, eggs over skeezy
Mar 24 2004 4:59PM
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Cyrus, or Grover

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'I just defragmented all my viruses so they run faster.'
Mar 24 2004 5:00PM
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stunninem10
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are you guys kdding me the best name EVER IS

JETHRO



Thats what she said
Mar 24 2004 5:22PM
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sugarrushthrill
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'I will name my kid bates so his butler calls him Master Bates' snow for blood

funniest thing yet haha


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CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose

u kno im ghetto
Mar 24 2004 5:28PM
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TwinTipRider
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iam going to name my kid if i ever have one lol cuz i dont ...kyle jr. even if it's a chick
Fighting The Power Since 1995.. LINE Skis
Mar 24 2004 5:48PM
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snafu
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im going to name my kid Blaze
Mar 24 2004 5:56PM
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tinkerbell
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I liked Kill's: shithead (shi-they-ahd) or something like that. At the beach one summer I got the Philedelphia Inquirer magazine and they had a list of like the top ten funniest names recorded at the philadelphia hospital that summer or something...anyway they were like Shithead (pronounced 'black-like'...forgive me for how that sounded), King A and King B for twins, and Placenta for a girl, and crap there were more but I can't remember them all...oh! Female (pronounced fem-al-lee)...yeah, funny stuff.


-Caitlin-
Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels. --2 Timothy 2:23
Mar 24 2004 7:03PM
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tinkerbell
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Killy**'s not Kill's


-Caitlin-
Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels. --2 Timothy 2:23
Mar 24 2004 7:06PM
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jensen
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my name in spanish class is jesús.

~BDP 2004~
Mar 24 2004 7:06PM
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vtpublicenemy3
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lars, lex, glenn, brody, murphy
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'shut the fuck up by doctor dennis leary.'


bomb hills not cities
Mar 24 2004 7:25PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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theres some sisters at my school named Kori-Jo and Kerrie-Jo. There mom's name is Kellie-Jo.

My brother teaches in Detroit Public Schools and he had some pretty funny ones too.


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Mar 24 2004 7:38PM
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skiman523
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I would name my son: muhammed muhammed muhammed.

skiman523
Mar 24 2004 7:47PM
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freezed
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my last name is jeronimo. for real.


publicenemy270: matty i love you
matty jeronimo: haha
matty jeronimo: thanks
publicenemy270: non homosexually
matty jeronimo: of course
Mar 24 2004 7:48PM
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GeneralButtNaked
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my english teacher just had a kid, he named her 'doob' in honor of me and my friends, her name is 'doob ziggy niven'





Hardcore drug abuse.....so hot right now. -west
Mar 24 2004 7:50PM
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michelle
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Archibald or Seven (from seinfeld, sp?)
Mar 24 2004 8:27PM
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