masturbate on the front lawn of the british parliament
Anyway, the hockey jock next to me said "Did you just fucking shit your pants?" I replied "No..." then slowly made my way to the door, with my butt cheeks rubbing tablespoons of ass molasses between their steamy counterparts.
I wouldnt break any of the laws that are actually necessary for a productive society, because we dont need laws to make people not do those things anyways...
I'd probably just get high as fuck and walk around naked.
Onions Baby Onions!
"My only regret is that.. I have... boneitis."
"If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
god you sound like such a bad ass already! we are all here imagining living in a world without rules and you are living it!! driving drunk, then driving like a fucking idiot sober... you sir are the man of all men.
if skierman dosent know him then he cant be that famous
i was gonna see it, but then skiierman said he wasn't
skiierman is my idol... hes so redbull