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Would you rather be balls deep in pow or a girl?

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Kevski
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I feel like we've had one of these threads before, but I'm kinda curious and couldn't find an old one...

Would you rather be balls deep in the softest, nicest powder ever in the mountains on a good day, or balls deep in the most attractive girl you've seen?

Post where you're from too, because park rats might have different values than backcountry peeps.


Nov 9 2009 4:43PM
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DR.SHRED
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yep
Nov 9 2009 6:11PM
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GnarNinja
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same
Nov 9 2009 6:35PM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Pow, I can bone anytime.  So $ki3rm@n was correct, without being correct about anything other than that situation is completely fictional.
Nov 9 2009 6:50PM
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landonn
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if it was one day i would take the girl but if it was 2 or more pow days or 2 or more days with a girl, i would take the pow for sure.
Nov 9 2009 6:53PM
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T-Holt
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Wake up early, hike and ski a few sick lines, go back to said girl just as she's waking up, bang her like a hammer, eat toast, go back out just in time for the lifts to open, ski until the powder is gone, bang her like a hammer again, sleep repeat.
Nov 9 2009 6:55PM
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t-roy
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pow. i get the other option daily.
Nov 9 2009 6:56PM
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dbstar
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obviously depends on the hotness of the girl, the only scenario i can see this dilemma actually happening would be pretty rare, but if some smokin hot girl who i had never fucked before was in my bed ready to get down, and it was dumping outside, i would 100% pound that girl, and in the name of heterosexuality hope most of you say the same
Nov 9 2009 7:01PM
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Kevski
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Yeah this situation is completely hypothetical, but really that's only because in real life you're never going to have such a definite line of choice between girls and skiing.

As for me, I think I'd go for powder. Balls deep in the most perfect snow is something you (or me anyways) can talk, dream, or reminisce about for the rest of your life. It's usually a longer experience too. There are so many girls near the top for attractiveness to go after any time.

I think the only reason though that I'm thinking pow is that I got to hike to some boot deep backcountry stuff yesterday and I have pow on the brain and am hungry for something deeper. At the end of ski season once I've got bunches of powder days logged it would almost certainly be the girl.
Nov 9 2009 8:14PM
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BlackieChan
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girl fer sure, hands down.

and if it were the for rest of my life, same deal, and i'll just stick to park.
Nov 9 2009 8:53PM
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pomme-de-terre
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powder, i can slip girls roofies on the ice days.
Nov 9 2009 10:03PM
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Che~
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same here

Nov 9 2009 10:06PM
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TheMoostafian
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at 13.5 inches long, ill take the girl
Nov 9 2009 10:11PM
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pianoman
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i'd pick the girl any day. i know some really hot girls that i don't think i could realistically fuck.
Nov 9 2009 10:14PM
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debrickshaw
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claim!

i made pretty much this exact same thread like a year ago...but i think some mod must have deleted it...i dont know why though it got to like 6 or 7 pages long, and nobody had any problems with it

anyways, pow

ive NEVER skied good pow, and i really fucking want to
Nov 9 2009 10:15PM
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mynilla
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pow over puss
Nov 9 2009 10:17PM
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El_Barto.
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exactly.

girl for sure. maybe if the op hadnt said "hottest girl youve ever seen" i might choose pow, but thats only a maybe. im a guy first an a skier second
Nov 9 2009 10:20PM
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T-Tall
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pow before hoes
Nov 9 2009 10:23PM
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TheMoostafian
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haha sick icon i drink those at the grocery store i work at all the time
Nov 9 2009 10:26PM
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Lax_Bro40
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if you asked me 2 years ago, id say pow, this day and age, girl.
Nov 9 2009 10:27PM
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PattyFow
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the most attractive girl i have EVER seen? then fuck yes.
thankfully this would never really be a real issue, this question poses an opportunity cost that no skiing man should ever have to deal with though.
Nov 9 2009 10:36PM
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PeeDuBzz
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girls come and go... powder is o so rare and im from the east would DIE to get one ful day of amazingnesss powder fressness waist deep
Nov 9 2009 10:36PM
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Mr.Panda
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I need to reanswer this. I am from Mt. Baker... and, loe and behold, the hottest girl I have ever seen in person, happens to be a skier. So, we would go crotch deep in the pow, then I get to go balls deep later.
Nov 9 2009 10:39PM
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Kevski
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Lucky bastard... That sounds too good. I think that's the dream setup right there.
Nov 9 2009 10:49PM
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Where-am-I
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hmmm... the girl. you can always go find some pow. i probably wouldn't be able to enjoy the sex though if there was that much snow out my window
Nov 9 2009 11:17PM
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gnarshrelpt
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pow with a girl waiting at the bottom
Nov 9 2009 11:26PM
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charmander
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word, skiierman strikes again
Nov 9 2009 11:28PM
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K2skipunk
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Balls deep? I'd go with the girl.
Tit deep? I'd go with pow.

I've skied enough ball deep pow, but nothing beats tit deep.
Nov 9 2009 11:40PM
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Arabian.
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I admit, sex would be my first choice, but there's nothing like sweaty sex once you get home from a pow day, when you're all tired and thighs a-burnin' from the amazing snow, and then having to warm up somehow - probably the greatest thing I could fantasize about.
Nov 9 2009 11:40PM
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VT_FLO
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POWDER SNOW. You can't be balls deep in pow every day, but girls are wicked common.

besides, you can always get the girl later that night, or just strap on a motherfucking headlamp and keep riding, which i would do.
Nov 9 2009 11:42PM
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VT_FLO
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correction: which I plan on doing all winter
Nov 9 2009 11:42PM
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Funnel
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Powder.
Nov 9 2009 11:46PM
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jasontheredhead
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i would have to say girl, mostly cause my skis are 83 underneath boot but if i had bents or somthing then pow
Nov 9 2009 11:54PM
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K2skipunk
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who cares how wide your skis are. i know i used to shred straight skis in pow, and so did my parents. grow a pair, faggot.
Nov 9 2009 11:59PM
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Mr.Panda
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I used to use race skis in pow.... like this guy said, grow a pair.
Nov 10 2009 12:15AM
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lineskier582
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i would say powder, cause my dicks only 4 inches but if it was longer, then girl for sure
Nov 10 2009 12:24AM
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carbon.pulse
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Balls deep in the chick on the way up in the gondola then balls deep in pow with your girl on the way down.
Nov 10 2009 12:33AM
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B-runge
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balls deep in everything.....
Nov 10 2009 12:48AM
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hey-dude-its-me
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pussy>anything
Nov 10 2009 1:04AM
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joly.sp
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the most attractive girl ever? def take the girl

Nov 10 2009 1:04AM
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Ski303
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word.
Nov 10 2009 1:15AM
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Shredneck
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Nov 10 2009 1:17AM
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Balto
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pow
Nov 10 2009 1:21AM
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GORlLLA
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Or get the girl later...pow gets skied, but there is always pussy.
Nov 10 2009 1:33AM
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Sun_Ra
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Why is no pink name part of this thread ?
Nov 10 2009 1:57AM
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swan3609
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Or you get a girl that is down with skiing the pow as well and its a Win-win situation.. gondola rides back down the hill have never been so fun..

I must just be lucky.

Nov 10 2009 2:46AM
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skibum193
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at least for me, i think about my best pow day ever about 30x more than the best sex ive ever had. it's an obvious choice. same with picking one for the rest of my life, I LOVE sex, but nothing compares to the feeling skiing gives me.
Nov 10 2009 3:03AM
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Nicholas.
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my girlfriend is awesome, so she would let me be balls deep in pow first, then her later.

unfortunately the only true opportunity i have had to be literllay balls deep in pow led to me being stuck in my house for a week with my parents out of town, and i got neither. this was when i was too young to drive.
Nov 10 2009 3:07AM
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Fish_Sandwich.
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Haha n00b.

I kid I kid.  Jump on a aeroplane and fly west to find some of this powder snow.
Nov 10 2009 3:31AM
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Austeeze
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Hot girl.

am from Australia and skiing here sounds kinda like the North American east coast from what ns'ers describe here. have been in amazing deep pow in Japan and BC though.

Nov 10 2009 8:12AM
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Chompo.
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IM from the midwest so a powder here is 3 inches. So the pow sounds pretty good to me
Nov 10 2009 8:18AM
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