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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
i got to ride one of these bad boys in school today, fucking sick anybody else ever used one?
Mar 18 2004 4:26PM
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ATLANTASKI
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yea........theyre fuckin insane.......my friend has one at his farm and i rode it off their porch....i got like 3 ft of air .....it was sick

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 18 2004 4:34PM
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linemaverick540
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i can see it now... freestyle segwaying.


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Mar 18 2004 8:52PM
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QuazBotch
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I bet I could do a wheelie.
Mar 18 2004 10:28PM
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SNOWMAN17
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^see thats funny, but it makes u think



i cant describe the vibe i get when i drive by 6 people and 5 i hit
Mar 18 2004 10:31PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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those thigns are fast... i want to see someone use one for an inrun into a rail.... just hop off.
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Mar 18 2004 10:40PM
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five0
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whats a segway?
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SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 19 2004 12:05AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
haha those things i think Conan had on his show where he did the gladiator skit..funy shit...i want one but for 5000$ i could buy a car
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SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 19 2004 12:08AM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
^yeah no kidding. i want to ride one, they look wicked crazy. i'd probably try to do something stupid and break my leg somehow.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
Mar 19 2004 1:57AM
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SUpilot
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yeah some of the kids on campus have them. as if americans couldnt get more fat..
Mar 19 2004 5:31AM
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sugarrushthrill
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^or rich... those are like 4 grand american i'd rather just declare i'm handicap and get an electric wheelchair

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CCRider

I tried sniffing coke once but the ice got stuck in my nose
Mar 19 2004 10:16AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^5 grand
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SRMC

'led zeppelin didnt write tunes that everyone liked,they left that to the beegee's'

-kevan
Mar 19 2004 10:18AM
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dilla_says_go
Posts: 5333 - Karma: 168
fuck em'. fuck 'em dead.
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Mar 19 2004 4:25PM
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Irotate360
Posts: 6836 - Karma: 22
i want to ride one bad




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Yeah it's true.. I heard the Bush administration now controls 80% of the worlds magic.
Mar 19 2004 4:51PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
$4500.. if i had one i could gain 500 pounds in a year easily, i would love to have one of those, they never tip over its the most rediculous thing ever, and its an awesome feeling when your on it.
Mar 19 2004 5:04PM
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ztragnoB
Posts: 1704 - Karma: 27
i saw one on tv that has metal studs in the tires so it can go on trails in the woods, who would want to take a hike and actually use their legs?
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vive la Thurgood, Scarface, Brian and Kenny
Mar 19 2004 7:40PM
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Deann
Posts: 725 - Karma: 10
yeah the guy who makes them lives like 5 minutes away from me
Haggard Skis
Mar 19 2004 8:46PM
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GeneralButtNaked
Posts: 7854 - Karma: 89
the guy is a fucking genius, i heard his house is huge and he like builds his own helicopters
Mar 19 2004 8:47PM
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srwinnsuco
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i build helicopters


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Mar 19 2004 8:55PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
^why does he need a non aggression pact?
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Mar 19 2004 10:13PM
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J.D.
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See, I don't know why Bush would sign a non-aggression pact with this guy. Is he afraid of an army of obese people coming at him on little motorized 2wheelers? That's almost as sad as scooter gangs.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot

'if it werent for women, i wouldnt have to wear condoms' -Hucksterjibber
Mar 19 2004 10:37PM
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freestyle_kyle
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wow i rode a segway today and it was so much fun. its funny when u 1st get on, cuz u try to balance yourself and the segway tries to so u like rock back and forth a bit. i love that thing, if only i had 5g's

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
May 3 2005 8:00PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
omg ths thrd is so gay. wtf ru talkin bout. mee good grammar.

Ya its kind of annoying when people use words like "their" and "there" wrong ect. but i think its fine saying ur, its just a shortcut. But are we really that lazy that we cant hit like two extra fucking keys!!

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What good are snowblades anyways???
'Well, you could wear them in the parking lot to protect your boots'-Veteran
May 3 2005 8:05PM
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