Background information: I go to a prep school in Mass where the dorms aren't coed and most other buildings get locked around 8. Therefor, unless you can steal a key from a janitor, or sneak a girl in your room (and risk getting kicked out), you gotta mess around outside.
Tonight I was with a cute girl and we walked over to a field that was pretty far away from the rest of the campus It is considered a sport to sneak up on people hooking up and scare them, so we went to a pretty secluded place.
We lie down in the field and are start going at it. It's going good, so I change position to take her shirt off. That's when it hits me. Something smelled SO BAD that my eyes began to water and I almost gagged.
I look to see where we are lying, and what do I see? A huge, fresh, stinking pile of fucking dog shit. Needless to say, we realized that it was on both of is, and it kind of killed the mood. So now she had to leave and go shower and I'm sitting here alone having a hard time believing that I could be this unlucky
Sparknotes: hooked up with a girl, rolled into a pile of dog shit, my night is ruined