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What Are My Chances?

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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
Posts: 832 - Karma: 171
Waiting to get on a flight to Toronto in Vancouver airport right now, i checked in late so i got a middle seat. Anyway what do you think my chances are of sitting beside at least one hot girl versus sitting beside 2 fat smelly ogres?
Nov 6 2009 2:08PM
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FUUUCK
Posts: 18426 - Karma: 4,888
I'm betting you sit next to a dude and some middle aged woman
Nov 6 2009 2:09PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
Posts: 832 - Karma: 171
Ok Im gonna turn this into a semi contest - Full Karma to anyone who can correctly guess the 2 people sitting beside me on the plane. I will update this in like five hours when i get to Toronto.
Nov 6 2009 2:11PM
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 26
haha i was in the hawaii airport, chillin at the gate, and theres this chick with a HUGE gash on her forehead all bandaged up, passed the fuck out. she had an ice cream cone, and the shit melted all over her. i got on the plane before her, and when she walked by with the ice cream all over herself looking so out of it looped on pain killers. shit was funny.
Nov 6 2009 2:13PM
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hokkanee
Posts: 1800 - Karma: 435
48 year old white business man
36 year old asian woman-not attractive
Nov 6 2009 2:13PM
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cbalkman
Posts: 274 - Karma: 114
Middle aged man to one side, and younger fatter man to your other side. That sucks dude.
Nov 6 2009 2:14PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394

Left-Male between 25-35

Right-Male business man 45-55

odds of hot girl on plane to vancuver by herself?  60:1 

odds of her having the seat next to you 7140:1    thats if the plane has 120 seats

Nov 6 2009 2:18PM
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Bob_Gnarley
Posts: 1583 - Karma: 0
you are guaranteed to be sitting by at least one person of Asian descent.
Nov 6 2009 2:19PM
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frosted_flakes
Posts: 1200 - Karma: 1,256
middle aged man and his woman buiness partner next to you
Nov 6 2009 2:20PM
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popNfresh44
Posts: 3757 - Karma: 44
50 year old white guy, partially bald with glasses. the other will be a middle aged, short, and somewhat portly philipino woman.
Nov 6 2009 2:20PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
on your right: hot chick like you requested
on your left: her boyfriend.
Nov 6 2009 2:20PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745
Damn you irony......you win this round.
Nov 6 2009 2:35PM
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derbski
Posts: 3173 - Karma: 62
Fat guy one one side, middle aged (non milf) woman or a window/isle on the other, crying or nursing baby somewhere within 2 rows in front of or behind you
Nov 6 2009 2:38PM
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GNARBARSTAR
Posts: 639 - Karma: 16
40 year old dad on the left, his annoying ask 60 questions in an hour 8 year old son on your right...
the dad has gotten smart you are now a buffer....
have fun.
Nov 6 2009 2:42PM
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T-Tall
Posts: 72 - Karma: 10
ahahaha that would be quite awkward
Nov 6 2009 3:04PM
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dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37

sitting next to two old women will not be bad.

i have to fly back to the uk from dubai every 4 weeks and i always get seated next to two fat indian men. Im not racist or anything but when they whip out there own home cooked curry meals it becomes descusting

hope you get somone smoking though

Nov 6 2009 3:11PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
between a middle aged business man and a professional looking non attractive woman
Nov 6 2009 4:42PM
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mak
Posts: 700 - Karma: 167

Mildly attractive girl on your right

Roundish, kind 53 year-old man with glasses on your right

Sir we hope you enjoy your flight

Nov 6 2009 4:53PM
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bobo25
Posts: 176 - Karma: 10
This probably. I was once in between two gay men on a flight home from Montreal. I switched with one so they could sit next to each other and they ended up making out for like half the flight. Mind you i have no problem with homosexuality, but it was a tad bit awkward.
Nov 6 2009 4:57PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
On your left: small, timid asian lady.
On your right: old, bald Asian businessman

both asian i assure you
Nov 6 2009 4:59PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
i sat next to a smoking hot 70 year old woman with her cool cat-sized dog, oh and btw she was french

/sarcasm (this is a true story )
Nov 6 2009 5:02PM
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Pinguu
Posts: 1581 - Karma: 49
left side business woman, right side, business man
Nov 6 2009 5:05PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
I have flown over 300 flights, and I have only sat next to a hot chick once, fml
Nov 6 2009 6:49PM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
right: 50 ish year old family man
left 30 year old business man
Nov 6 2009 6:51PM
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yojimbo
Posts: 3631 - Karma: 27
it seems like whenever I fly there are like 5 hotties somewhere on the plane, but never next to me. theres usually one withing eye-contact distance which is nice though, cuz then you can totally check her out all flight and she knows it.
Nov 6 2009 6:54PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
this. (i havent even had one)

closest i had was a SMOKIN hot flight attendant who was putting on "a show" to say the least.. haha

any bets on the 7am MSP SLC flight tomorrow? im gonna say some fat slob in sweat pants. i just pray i dont set bitch on the 320.. noooooooooooo!

i did have a first 6 weeks ago. a black guy setting next to me in first class. he was a cool dude, we BSed the whole flight.
Nov 6 2009 6:54PM
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stefC
Posts: 458 - Karma: 846
person on right misses there flight, a middle aged women, empty seat, then you
Nov 6 2009 6:55PM
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NUTSECKS
Posts: 52 - Karma: 10

well heres how its going down.

cop

you

registered sex offender

Nov 6 2009 7:21PM
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canterbury
Posts: 2382 - Karma: 55
two caucasian women over the ages of 48
Nov 6 2009 7:30PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3589 - Karma: 1,065
i bet it's either a couple or a parent with a kid, and they'll ask if they can sit beside each other. leaving you either the window or aisle seat
Nov 6 2009 7:33PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
7AM to SLC? looks pretty full, good luck getting on. I want to hop over to denver but the sunday flights are nightmares, ofcourse
Nov 6 2009 7:34PM
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Parrish
Posts: 8695 - Karma: 1,007
Left- Business Dude
Right- Old Lady
Nov 6 2009 7:47PM
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SDrvpr
Posts: 851 - Karma: 649
two middle aged men
Nov 6 2009 7:48PM
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Yeezus
Posts: 3350 - Karma: 469
right, a male thats about 30s or 40s. to the left another man whos a bit older.
Nov 6 2009 7:49PM
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.newman.
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 236
2 middle aged buisiness men
Nov 6 2009 7:50PM
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mynilla
Posts: 554 - Karma: 58
tom and henrik
Nov 6 2009 8:39PM
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omIV
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 306
a Vancouver hipster on the window who has to go to the bathroom every 12 minutes, and a really interesting somewhat attractive woman on the right...who wants your opinion on the male steward serving peanuts
Nov 6 2009 8:42PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
can we get a final verdict on this
Nov 8 2009 2:16PM
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treebeard
Posts: 3589 - Karma: 1,065
he hasn't been online in 4 days. so probably not
Nov 8 2009 2:17PM
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chody_miller33
Posts: 766 - Karma: -38
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Nov 8 2009 2:19PM
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birdshake
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 71
Im guessing middle aged woman doctor on your right and a black bball playa on your left. AND your headphone jack is gonna be busted
Nov 8 2009 2:26PM
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Stallis-good
Posts: 190 - Karma: 22
jihad on the left, hezbollah on the right
Nov 8 2009 2:30PM
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shagalabagala
Posts: 2101 - Karma: 10
to the left - preteen boy with his mom a few seats over. You have a window to the right.
Nov 8 2009 2:36PM
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spruitm
Posts: 2219 - Karma: 1,057
so what was it?
Nov 8 2009 2:42PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
a mom and her 9 year old son.. they ask if your in the right seat awkwardly, and you show them your ticket.. apparently the airport messed up and seperated the mother son by a seat and out of your kindness, you scoot over and let them sit next to eachother
Nov 8 2009 3:10PM
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Relish_man
Posts: 5386 - Karma: 551
you are now running up to the second floor of the airplane to escape the deadly snakes put in the cargo bay by asian mobsters. good luck.
Nov 8 2009 3:14PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
the pink power ranger and the grinch
Nov 8 2009 6:52PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
results?
Nov 8 2009 7:29PM
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kingsskier
Posts: 6212 - Karma: 2,101
i know the feeling. Ill send good vibes your way
Nov 8 2009 7:35PM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
old man to your left. a daughter to your right
Nov 8 2009 7:36PM
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