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No Shave November Contest!

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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
So, No Shave November starts tomorrow and I figured this year instead of looking like a hobo by myself, I would see how many people on NS I could convince to look homeless with me.

Objective
To grow the gnarliest beard possible in observance of No Shave November

Rules
1. You must start with a clean shaven face and prove that you've done so by posting your picture in this thread

2. You must grow the gnarliest beard possible.

3. Winners will be voted by the NS community on Dec 1st on the following criteria: chose the gnarliest beard.

4. The term "No Shave" is open to interpretation. If you think NS will chose you as a winner even if you shave a few times, go for it. Just keep in mind the idea is not to shave, and voters will hopefully have that in mind while voting.

5. Thats it. That means you can enter anytime in November. So if you think you can win starting on Thanksgiving, have at it.

Prizes
BEER! A sixer of homemade Scottish Ale. (It's actually good, we're pretty much pro)
and a monster Spacecraft sticker, and If I have some other stuff I wanna throw in I will.

Here's my entry:
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Oct 31 2009 4:37PM
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dylanmarsland
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
PAGE!

i got the stache goin for me, not much else though

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Nov 14 2009 10:07PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
week 2 results need to be comming in...
Nov 15 2009 3:54PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19

dude i give you mad props for starting this.. i just cant beleive that all you bums posted pics of your ugly mugs on here.

have fun getting any pussy with a grimy looking beard

NOTE: i will not be entering, im a firm beleiver in looking fresh for bitches

Nov 15 2009 4:04PM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
beards can be a turn-on.
Nov 15 2009 4:17PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
me after a week

<img src=http://www.clifbar.com/uploads/blog/longbeard.jpg>
Nov 15 2009 4:19PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
<img src="http://www.clifbar.com/uploads/blog/longbeard.jpg">
Nov 15 2009 4:21PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
yeah so can saggy tits
Nov 15 2009 4:45PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
go away kid, once you can grow a beard yourself you'll understand...

On a sidenote: girls luv beards n staches becasue -> stache + clit = epic win
Nov 15 2009 5:22PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
no real beards for me. just one very dirty neckbeard. pics to come.
Nov 16 2009 1:39AM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19
go away? i just cant stop looking at all these stupid pictures of kids that try to grow beards haha
Nov 16 2009 2:58PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
my girl loves the beard and was pumped for me to do no shave november so i think i found a keeper
Nov 16 2009 3:20PM
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Dr.NS
Posts: 640 - Karma: 19
awww yea this guy knows what it is, gettin dem bittie bitches errday yaa gotta keep it smooth for da bitches yo...



... naw, you're gay.



Nov 16 2009 3:28PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
[IMG]<a href="http://s646.photobucket.com/albums/uu187/Travisfauclair/?action=view&current=Photo_00005.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu187/Travisfauclair/Photo_00005.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>[/IMG]

It probably wont work but if someone could help me out that would be neat.
also, pretty blurry but you can see the beard.
do I get more man points for having a Husqvarna banner in my room!?
Nov 16 2009 5:09PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Awesome. You're so cool and must get so mad beezies because you don't have any facial hair.

Just admit it, you wish you could grow a manly beard. I admit it. Fuck you patchy ass blond fuzz shit.
Nov 16 2009 5:17PM
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vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
should i donate my ass hair?
Nov 16 2009 5:23PM
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shredables
Posts: 647 - Karma: 19

i shave every day, otherwise i would look like a homeless fuck like you bums.

so what is your point?

Nov 16 2009 11:34PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
that your a spineless virgin ass piece of shit. was his point that un-obvious?
Nov 17 2009 12:12AM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,398
the amount of ass derrick gets can not be explained by any word in the english, german, or mongolian language
Nov 17 2009 12:25AM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
done i lasted till 3 hours ago.. i couldnt take the dirty ness
Nov 17 2009 12:29AM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
Lost one, that sucks.
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growin this shit is hard work
Nov 17 2009 4:45PM
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laxstar
Posts: 1051 - Karma: 11
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17 days in doesn't look like it is getting any thicker.... but this man beard is kicking it for the whole month no dropping out for me
Nov 17 2009 4:58PM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
I know. I think mine is growing inwards and taking over my brain.
Nov 18 2009 9:22AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
damnit, i was drunk yesterday and trimmed my goatee :(
Nov 18 2009 10:49AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
In honor of all beard and mustache growing dudes out there!

Nov 18 2009 12:57PM
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Shreddysaurus
Posts: 2120 - Karma: 59
HOLY SHIT AHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHA

The beard Cage! i think we should extend this constest from no shave november contest to, first to grow a beard cage contest. the winner gets a hug and an actual parakeet to put in his (or hers) beard cage
Nov 18 2009 1:06PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
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If this doesn't work can someone tell me what the fuck to do!!

Nov 18 2009 8:30PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
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dub post, sorry. but it looks less patchy from a distance!
Nov 18 2009 8:34PM
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thisandthatfilms
Posts: 7713 - Karma: 525
i thought it was quite hilraious
Nov 18 2009 8:40PM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28

ha freestyle beard, thats rad

Nov 19 2009 2:22PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
coming in on the last 4 days of growth here...stay strong
Nov 26 2009 6:42PM
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Lemuel
Posts: 14477 - Karma: 10,515
aahhahawaaaaaaaaaaa I couldn't handle it, I gave in a couple days ago.  I thought I should look good for thanks giving.  The stach was getting good but too light to see in a pic.
Nov 26 2009 6:46PM
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birdshake
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 71
damnit i should have entered this Ive got a gnarly thick half inch beard goin
Nov 26 2009 11:12PM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,325
you guys are all pussies,  i can grow way more than you.

.....not.  im 15 and blond.  hopefully in a few years i'll enter.
Nov 27 2009 12:28AM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
Wait, you are black?
Nov 27 2009 12:58AM
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gigi.d
Posts: 1588 - Karma: 302
I've been doing this for 15 years and still haven't made much progress. It sucks.
Nov 27 2009 1:01AM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
Click for larger imageBrutal neck beard. Less than a week left. Anyone still in it?
Nov 27 2009 11:56AM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
Not sure why the picture didn't post. But, here it is.Click for larger image
Nov 27 2009 12:00PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
haha I'm still in it but i evened up my neckbeard to stay classy...just trimmed up the bottom
Nov 27 2009 1:13PM
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debrickshaw
Posts: 1957 - Karma: 68
only black person on NS is allstar..
Nov 27 2009 2:01PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
here you go

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Nov 27 2009 2:05PM
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.travis.
Posts: 1737 - Karma: 46
hahahaha no, the lighting is pretty weird in the pic. but i am naturally dark complected
Nov 27 2009 2:18PM
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uni-corn
Posts: 13846 - Karma: 651
So you are just a light skinned brother?

That's cool too.
Nov 27 2009 2:25PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
ok look at your karma
Nov 27 2009 2:50PM
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readiculous
Posts: 880 - Karma: 28
Dark and complicated, just like my women
Nov 27 2009 3:37PM
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Ko-Pain
Posts: 202 - Karma: 17

is that left over pizza ?

Nov 27 2009 6:16PM
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*rkp*
Posts: 8198 - Karma: 257
Lil_G. is the only black person on NS
Nov 27 2009 7:05PM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
hahahah FREESTYLE! i want a beard cage. ill throw up my final pic in a few days once november is finally over
Nov 27 2009 7:07PM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
EClay is black...
Nov 27 2009 7:49PM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
my girlfriend prefers the beard....
Nov 27 2009 8:08PM
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CypressGrove
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 12
it's over right? who won?
Dec 1 2009 8:37AM
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