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I guess you can say im scared as F*CK

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westSide.Steeze
Posts: 186 - Karma: 10
So, two weeks ago my friend had a little party, and there was this dank girl there that had been on my nuts the whole night, so im like im down to get laid tonight so to speed things up I had unprotected sex with her because she said "Dont worry i have plan B everything will be ok". I havent talked to that girl since that night and today i get a text saying She needed to talk to me. I met up with her she said she missed her period today and she threw up this mornign after feeling sick all yesterday. Going to get the pregnancy test now will let you guys know.. +Vibes always appreciated
Oct 27 2009 6:52PM
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CarRamRod
Posts: 533 - Karma: 28
In class.......so my threads for later
Oct 28 2009 2:55PM
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DaveM
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Oct 28 2009 3:08PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
Good luck with AIDS.  or having your dick rot off.  Birth control does not protect against that shit.  wrap your tool, fool!!!
Oct 28 2009 4:53PM
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Dub_Digital
Posts: 2792 - Karma: 627
ha, my thoughts exactly
Oct 31 2009 1:32AM
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Dub_Digital
Posts: 2792 - Karma: 627
hahahaahaha
you would lie and say this
HAHAHA
hahahahahah ur soo gay for saying that
Oct 31 2009 1:33AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
pun intended?
Oct 31 2009 1:45AM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
fucking perfect.
Oct 31 2009 2:51AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21061 - Karma: 8,366
bump for a prime example of stupidity/what NOT to do. are you a father?
Nov 11 2009 11:26PM
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messplay
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 1,065
OP - what's the latest news on the preg test?
Nov 11 2009 11:37PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
i laughed so hard at this

and lots of responses to this thread
Nov 11 2009 11:37PM
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Wis_Skier_23
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 245
that is terrible....dont be silly wrap your willy
Nov 11 2009 11:47PM
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U.daho
Posts: 67 - Karma: 13
my threads
I gotta see how this ends up
Nov 11 2009 11:53PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
^me too haha
Nov 12 2009 12:08AM
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dergblerp
Posts: 1303 - Karma: 77
I took a pregnancy test once when I was bored.  It was one of those ones where you crap on a stick.  It said that one line would appear if I was pregnant, and two if i wasn't, but it just turned brown.  I dono what i did wrong.

BTW, Wrap it up.  Wrap it tight. 
Nov 12 2009 12:16AM
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BackRoad
Posts: 299 - Karma: 46

RUN FOREST RUN

or else you'll be payin child support

Nov 12 2009 12:19AM
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ThaLorax
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yeah, and double wrap it if you have too
Nov 12 2009 12:20AM
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ESKmedia
Posts: 205 - Karma: 2,976
dude you look so affraid about having a kid, actually id be more affraid of all those STD shit... like we say in french my friend, protège ton sexe! best of luck.
Nov 12 2009 12:27AM
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brennanmidwest
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haha i was gonna hold back but now that you said it.. calling drugs by different names is different than mispronunciation
Nov 12 2009 12:40AM
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theblackrod
Posts: 2162 - Karma: 575
everyone knows better than to not wrap their tool.  i hate to say it but the brain lapse kinda seemed in place, you called a girl "dank" to describe her.



i can't wait to find out the end to this.
Nov 12 2009 12:47AM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
this
Nov 12 2009 1:14AM
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Dub_Digital
Posts: 2792 - Karma: 627
I'll clarify, because i know this kid irl -

- First off, this girl is not indeed "dank",

- secondly he is not a 17 year old senior planning to go to boulder

- thirdly, he just turned 13 and he's in 7th grade, he's never even talked to a girl, he just likes to make up shit on the internet "dewd why you have to make liez about me on tha intawebzz"
Nov 12 2009 6:20PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
if this is true
huge disappointment?
Nov 12 2009 7:08PM
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TheHundreds
Posts: 330 - Karma: 10
Let me get this straight. You fucked a "dank" girl because she was all over your "nuts at a party" YOU, no one else had unprotected sex with her and now you are calling her a bitch? You were stupid to have unprotected sex with a girl I'm assuming you just met and or know of. How in gods green earth is she a bitch? She had the decency to at least call and tell you something maybe up. That doesn't sound like a bitch to me at all. You are the bitch.
Nov 12 2009 8:59PM
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mynilla
Posts: 554 - Karma: 58
You guys are insensitive. I am so sorry man
Nov 12 2009 9:27PM
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VT_scratch
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seriously, I dropped so many peoples karma in this thread haha.


Glad to hear its just the flu though man.
Nov 12 2009 9:51PM
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nightscraper
Posts: 198 - Karma: 9
this wouldnt happen if more people were abstinent....or just not idiots. but good luck to ya man
Nov 12 2009 10:31PM
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LMPJibbin
Posts: 1607 - Karma: 17
hahahahah

but on a serious note....++vibes doesnt seem like the right situation for anyone your age to be in
Nov 12 2009 10:34PM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
Pet peeeeeve, OP needs to update his threads prontosaurus
Nov 12 2009 10:44PM
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westSide.Steeze
Posts: 186 - Karma: 10
Ok im updating this thread by request, first of all ~Thuggery~ is a lying ginga bitch im not 13 i am 17 and i am PLANNING as in hoping to get into boulder. Second of all she took the test and got a negative, dumb bitch.
Nov 12 2009 11:30PM
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TimS
Posts: 236 - Karma: 33
That's good man
Nov 12 2009 11:32PM
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westSide.Steeze
Posts: 186 - Karma: 10
ANd the bitch was dank ~thuggery~ is just an idiot and hasnt even kissed a girl yet
Nov 12 2009 11:32PM
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shabinka
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http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2074/1685032301_e37b612fc7.jpg

I was so excited in this thread and then.... that.
Nov 12 2009 11:42PM
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Dub_Digital
Posts: 2792 - Karma: 627
haha...no, but really this kid is honestly 13, he's my little brothers friend. I'm not going to argue though casue that's simply retarded.

On a side note :

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Nov 12 2009 11:55PM
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