this was made by my friend read it
you know your a redneck when....
1: You find a sawed-off under your bed, in the fridge, your jaccuzi, etc.
2. your envelope opener is a crossbow
3. you participate in the newly founded sport "hottub hunting"
4: when you get drunk its to get caught in an avalanche not to die in a car crash
5: your breakfast consists of vodka, brandy, gin, cheap beer and deer meat on rye bread
6: you think megan fox lives in your basement
7: your job involves guns, guns and did i mention guns?
8: the poster in your bedroom says: NUKE JAPAN AGAIN!!!
9: one of course's you take at school is how to handle grenades and other explosives
10: the only computer you ever owned is a windows '59'
11: you might talk like this: Yeah boi dat dere chicken out dere is da only chicken i never did kill y'know wha' a'mm sayin boi? party on rock'n roll
12: your going to make your daughter marry the first guy she dates as long as his weekly salary i s above 100 bucks
13: you've spent 3 months worth of your money and labour turning your car into a dukes of hazard replica
14: you call your children by the first thing you learnt which was counting from 1-27
15: your first grade teacher let you graduate 8 years early
16:you spend your money on things you can't actually afford
17: when you want to go on vacation you have a family discussion (unless child services has already come) but the decision is always the same: a 3 week roadtrip to niagra falls
18: Gillette fusion? You use a machete and a piece of sheet metal to shave
19: the only thing you ever read is the cabella's outdoorsman magazine fall product line-up
20: the football you use is authentic pig skin, no joke.
21: the rodeo is a great place for rednecks! especially since this year its your turn to dress up as the bull......