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The Take Over The World Thread

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daringharry.
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the last one gawt deleted....
well here it is steezeoplois (steezeeepolizeee)      

and mr.panda you're welcome too
also and we need recruits.
perhaps a draft?
16 years ago
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TimS
Posts: 236 - Karma: 33
I play runescape too.  What are your user names?  we can friend each other in game and raid the goblin village.
16 years ago
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
i want to be part of this, i have extreme sloth-like reflexes that come in handy for watching TV
16 years ago
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
You are not accepted. Once we come to take over your region we will then see how your sloth reflexes treat you...
16 years ago
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
All of Russia is ours. We even took over their old satellite nations so now we have a bunch of Cold War era nukes to threaten people with.
16 years ago
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
That is good to hear, The weather is becoming treacherous in Northern Canada, The enemy is trying to entice my cat soldiers to wear funny sweaters to stay warm but we will fight it off as long as possible.

Here is a picture of one who scrummed to the temptation (warning graphic content)
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16 years ago
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.Roockley.
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i bring the almighty flying spaghetti monster
16 years ago
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
Troll we now accept you as the leader of the east coast army, COME FORTH AND CLAIM YOUR TITLE!
15 years ago
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
sending in the troops.

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15 years ago
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I need some swords and request permission to summon some Japanese death-gods to aide my troops.
15 years ago
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
I entrust you with a power known only to a few within the community...
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Us cats know nothing of the gods or after life because as you know have 9 lives
15 years ago
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Problem is I am at a crossroads to either invade the multitude of ----stan countries, or to move on to Eastern Europe and unfortunately the ----stan countries only respond to extreme violence that is incredibly grotesque which modern weapons and my rainbow shooting does not provide.
15 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,332
May I, commander of the world's wolves, join this glorious army?
15 years ago
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1143 - Karma: 1,568
Marilyn Manson?
15 years ago
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
We can uses your courage throughout the frozen tundra, it is your choice for either the north or south
15 years ago
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
Ah I forgot I posted in here.

My heat conditioning is quite good surprisingly. I shall just shave my yeti fur. I also will provide drugs and medical supplies, as I am employed undercover at a pharmacy
15 years ago
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hellomynameisjef
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i provide my mario like abilities.
15 years ago
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Dbit
Posts: 385 - Karma: 71
TITO can deliver! ami right?
15 years ago
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
Food supplies????

Oh and mario you are noone without luigi
15 years ago
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
BUMP
15 years ago
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Austeeze
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will start with NZ down here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6p3xlCnSjc

15 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
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i have invaded the frozen tundra of northwestern canada, and am prepared to move on to russia! my wolves are hungry...
15 years ago
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
we need someone to take over chads gap, although none of us know how to get to it from our current location at the bottom of alta. Is anyone willing?
15 years ago
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I already had Ski Patrol blow it up.
15 years ago
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
awwwww shit...

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15 years ago
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
I offer my services if needed.
15 years ago
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
WTF im so confused
15 years ago
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860media*
Posts: 1575 - Karma: 10,519
how bout me,  im a dinosur, i canz stab people  with my horns, or stomp bitches?
15 years ago
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pomme-de-terre
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i control all of the potatoes.

15 years ago
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13

ive got guns....who do you thinks gonna win king of potatoes or a hick with a shotgun???

my vote is on the hick with a shotgun

15 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
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don't doubt the power of potatoes
15 years ago
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mak
Posts: 700 - Karma: 167
ghostbusters,

they can help
15 years ago
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jester8589
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can't we just open an oyster petting zoo?
15 years ago
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gyarados
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ima join, cuz im a state champion
15 years ago
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
If you mean oyster farm for our rations then yes. I love oysters.
15 years ago
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jester8589
Posts: 346 - Karma: 15
nah man oyster petting zoo. just like the one time the brain let pinky try to take over the world for once and he actually succeeded. he started with an oyster petting zoo.
15 years ago
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Clevinger
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I'll hotwire the USS Nimitz and turn it into a party boat/In and Out Burger.

I will need as much as one strawberry frapuccino costs. Also a shovel.
15 years ago
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
I'm in, short people army. Only low blows.
15 years ago
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Abc567def
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awww shit, keep hitting below the belt in the shire little one.

It sounds like we have some fighting within out own ranks? I wonder if it should be divided into two armies of NS to battle each other for global domination?
15 years ago
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Ignore Cletus... he is little more than a red herring sent by those desert rats I was fighting a couple months ago.
15 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,332
i have successfully gained control of western canada and alaska, and am preparing to attack russia (which i can see from my house!)
15 years ago
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Abc567def
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You managed to take out Sarah? wow the wolf army travels fast
15 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
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she only had so many shots in her rifle, and her helicopter ran out of gas soon enough
15 years ago
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I took out Russia several months ago. JUST before their winter... I doubt they need to be conquered again by the same army.
15 years ago
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PJS.
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im a panda. am i in?
15 years ago
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Kirsakid
Posts: 1793 - Karma: 126
Can i join
15 years ago
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ECB
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Im down
I can provide three boxes of cereal (frosted flakes, cheerios, fruit loops) and also 17 white tube socks and about 62 american dollars
15 years ago
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pCletus
Posts: 236 - Karma: 13
ya know what im in for world domination....i can supply ammo and guns
15 years ago
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Clevinger
Posts: 394 - Karma: 8
Why do you need a reason to attack the Russians?

Preparing to attack Funky Town. Egress route: Electric Avenue. Standing by for cheaa.....
15 years ago
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Mr.Panda
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My panda army will be watching this tonight now:
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