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The Take Over The World Thread

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daringharry.
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the last one gawt deleted....
well here it is steezeoplois (steezeeepolizeee)      

and mr.panda you're welcome too
also and we need recruits.
perhaps a draft?
Oct 19 2009 7:40PM
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TimS
Posts: 236 - Karma: 33
I play runescape too.  What are your user names?  we can friend each other in game and raid the goblin village.
Oct 21 2009 2:27AM
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assface
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i want to be part of this, i have extreme sloth-like reflexes that come in handy for watching TV
Oct 21 2009 2:29AM
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steezeeepolizeee
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 796
You are not accepted. Once we come to take over your region we will then see how your sloth reflexes treat you...
Oct 28 2009 2:35AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
All of Russia is ours. We even took over their old satellite nations so now we have a bunch of Cold War era nukes to threaten people with.
Oct 28 2009 2:36AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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That is good to hear, The weather is becoming treacherous in Northern Canada, The enemy is trying to entice my cat soldiers to wear funny sweaters to stay warm but we will fight it off as long as possible.

Here is a picture of one who scrummed to the temptation (warning graphic content)
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Oct 28 2009 2:45AM
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.Roockley.
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i bring the almighty flying spaghetti monster
Oct 28 2009 9:28AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Troll we now accept you as the leader of the east coast army, COME FORTH AND CLAIM YOUR TITLE!
Dec 2 2009 6:36AM
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PaleCelery
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sending in the troops.

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Dec 2 2009 6:44AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I need some swords and request permission to summon some Japanese death-gods to aide my troops.
Dec 2 2009 6:45AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I entrust you with a power known only to a few within the community...
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Us cats know nothing of the gods or after life because as you know have 9 lives
Dec 2 2009 6:48AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Problem is I am at a crossroads to either invade the multitude of ----stan countries, or to move on to Eastern Europe and unfortunately the ----stan countries only respond to extreme violence that is incredibly grotesque which modern weapons and my rainbow shooting does not provide.
Dec 2 2009 6:50AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15078 - Karma: 9,136
May I, commander of the world's wolves, join this glorious army?
Dec 2 2009 7:20AM
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7-11_Slurpee
Posts: 1142 - Karma: 1,552
Marilyn Manson?
Dec 2 2009 7:42AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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We can uses your courage throughout the frozen tundra, it is your choice for either the north or south
Dec 2 2009 7:01PM
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SteezyasPie
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Ah I forgot I posted in here.

My heat conditioning is quite good surprisingly. I shall just shave my yeti fur. I also will provide drugs and medical supplies, as I am employed undercover at a pharmacy
Dec 2 2009 7:33PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
i provide my mario like abilities.
Dec 2 2009 7:34PM
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Dbit
Posts: 385 - Karma: 71
TITO can deliver! ami right?
Dec 2 2009 7:42PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Food supplies????

Oh and mario you are noone without luigi
Dec 3 2009 11:09PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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BUMP
May 20 2010 5:35AM
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Austeeze
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will start with NZ down here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6p3xlCnSjc

May 20 2010 6:12AM
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*TURBONERD*
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i have invaded the frozen tundra of northwestern canada, and am prepared to move on to russia! my wolves are hungry...
May 20 2010 6:29AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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we need someone to take over chads gap, although none of us know how to get to it from our current location at the bottom of alta. Is anyone willing?
May 20 2010 7:18AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
I already had Ski Patrol blow it up.
May 20 2010 2:30PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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awwwww shit...

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May 20 2010 6:58PM
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
I offer my services if needed.
May 20 2010 7:23PM
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pCletus
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WTF im so confused
May 20 2010 7:38PM
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860media*
Posts: 1569 - Karma: 10,463
how bout me,  im a dinosur, i canz stab people  with my horns, or stomp bitches?
May 20 2010 7:42PM
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pomme-de-terre
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i control all of the potatoes.

May 20 2010 7:46PM
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pCletus
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ive got guns....who do you thinks gonna win king of potatoes or a hick with a shotgun???

my vote is on the hick with a shotgun

May 20 2010 7:49PM
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*TURBONERD*
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don't doubt the power of potatoes
May 20 2010 8:39PM
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mak
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ghostbusters,

they can help
May 20 2010 8:45PM
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jester8589
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can't we just open an oyster petting zoo?
May 20 2010 8:45PM
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gyarados
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ima join, cuz im a state champion
May 20 2010 8:49PM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
If you mean oyster farm for our rations then yes. I love oysters.
May 21 2010 12:05AM
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jester8589
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nah man oyster petting zoo. just like the one time the brain let pinky try to take over the world for once and he actually succeeded. he started with an oyster petting zoo.
May 21 2010 12:10AM
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Clevinger
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I'll hotwire the USS Nimitz and turn it into a party boat/In and Out Burger.

I will need as much as one strawberry frapuccino costs. Also a shovel.
May 21 2010 12:16AM
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jason...
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I'm in, short people army. Only low blows.
May 21 2010 1:18AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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awww shit, keep hitting below the belt in the shire little one.

It sounds like we have some fighting within out own ranks? I wonder if it should be divided into two armies of NS to battle each other for global domination?
May 21 2010 3:53AM
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Mr.Panda
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Ignore Cletus... he is little more than a red herring sent by those desert rats I was fighting a couple months ago.
May 21 2010 3:56AM
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*TURBONERD*
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i have successfully gained control of western canada and alaska, and am preparing to attack russia (which i can see from my house!)
May 21 2010 6:28AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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You managed to take out Sarah? wow the wolf army travels fast
May 21 2010 7:12AM
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*TURBONERD*
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she only had so many shots in her rifle, and her helicopter ran out of gas soon enough
May 21 2010 10:19PM
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Mr.Panda
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I took out Russia several months ago. JUST before their winter... I doubt they need to be conquered again by the same army.
May 21 2010 10:54PM
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PJS.
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im a panda. am i in?
May 21 2010 11:03PM
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Kirsakid
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Can i join
May 22 2010 12:31AM
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ECB
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Im down
I can provide three boxes of cereal (frosted flakes, cheerios, fruit loops) and also 17 white tube socks and about 62 american dollars
May 22 2010 12:34AM
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pCletus
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ya know what im in for world domination....i can supply ammo and guns
May 22 2010 12:49AM
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Clevinger
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Why do you need a reason to attack the Russians?

Preparing to attack Funky Town. Egress route: Electric Avenue. Standing by for cheaa.....
May 22 2010 2:21AM
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Mr.Panda
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My panda army will be watching this tonight now:
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May 22 2010 2:25AM
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