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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
ok ns, i had an idea. We should get a bunch of us on this site and see if we could randomly talk to eachother :D
Oct 19 2009 7:25PM
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Dvacc20
Posts: 344 - Karma: 19
You: hello
Stranger: HEY HEY :)
You: do u belong to newschoolers?
Stranger: whats tha?
You: nevermind
You: BTW how do you get to Chads Gap from the Bottom Of Alta???
Stranger: ?????
Oct 23 2009 3:48PM
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Dvacc20
Posts: 344 - Karma: 19
lol shit i didnt read that post b4 me
Oct 23 2009 3:49PM
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pounds.
Posts: 837 - Karma: 55
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
Stranger: i have no idea
Stranger: how?
You: you cant ski patrol blew it up
Stranger: right
You: really
Stranger: of course havent you heard
You: yes i have heard. but you didnt until now
Stranger: i did
You: ok
You: have you ever peed in a girls butt
Stranger: nope never
Stranger: you?
You: all the time
Stranger: interesting
You: ya its fun
You: most of the time i wear my robe and wizards hat while doing so
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: nice costume
Stranger: for that action
You: thank you
Stranger: you're welcome
You: how is your life
Stranger: boring as you can guess
You: that blow
You: blows
You: im wearing my robe and wizards hat right now and peeing in a girls butt
You: thats why i asked you
Stranger: do you recommend that for me?
You: no
You: its only for the strong minded
Stranger: i see
Stranger: and what made you think i was weak minded
You: because you dont know how to get to chads gap
Stranger: true
You: the ultimate odyssey would be too pee in a girls butt while wearing your robe in wizards hat at chads gap
Stranger: lol
Stranger: dude you are wise
You: i just speak it how it is
Stranger: and whats the ultimate odyssey if you are a girl? the same?
Stranger: or the opposite?
You: they would be recieving the pee
You: i guess
Stranger: i see
You: i dont know what their ultimate goal iis because i am not a girl
Stranger: right
You: exactly
Oct 23 2009 5:17PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: slut
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: m or f?
You: thats what she said
You: to me
Stranger: what are you 12?
You: yes
You: no wait 11
You: no wait is this a trick question?
You: in that case 21
Stranger: so ur 21?
You: yes and no
You: havent we already gone over this like 8 timees
You: ?
Stranger: ok bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oct 23 2009 5:29PM
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low_fidelity
Posts: 2673 - Karma: 118
You: I LOVE MATH
Stranger: no
Stranger: asl
You: meth
You: IM SOOOOO BLAZED
Stranger: >
Stranger: ?
You: stranger is typing
Stranger: ?
You: huh?
Stranger: asl
Stranger: name
You: 69/ tanner hall/ chads gap
Stranger: u 69
You: ye but still fine as ever!
You: so when is this intercoursing gonna happen?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 23 2009 5:32PM
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will-g
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 69
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey chads gap from alta? do you know
Stranger: wut?
You: DO you know how to get to chads gap from alta
Stranger: with a side of bacon?
You: if you want, i just really wanty to know how to get to chads
Stranger: um, take a left on main street?
You: Ahh thats it i always took a right.
You: continue...
Stranger: then go up the road untill you go past specsavers
You: k
You: continue...
Stranger: take the next right after specsavers, past mcdonalds
You: kk then your almost there right??
Stranger: yep
Stranger: keep going and it's just to your left, next to GAP
Stranger: and opposite KFC
You: then its right there?
Stranger: yep, if you hit your head on a lollipop, you've gone too far
You: kk sweet thanks maybe i will see you there sometime
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
Oct 23 2009 6:10PM
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ski@jaypeak2
Posts: 2800 - Karma: 394
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: whad up bee
Stranger: nm, you?
You: trying get by and stay high
You: all while being a fly guy
Stranger: m or f?
You: where sis you go dont cry
You: *did
You: i just drank a fifth of rye
You: i hope i dont die
You: i might if i dont tie
You: my shoe, and slip in some glue
You: then id be full of poo
You: and not shampoo
You: human poo
You: the real do do
You: stinky stinky
You: like babies without there binky
Stranger: are you having fun? :)
You: yeah actually its a good time
You: you can join in and spit a verse
Stranger: naaah
You: up next is stranger on the mic
You: show these fools whats up stranger
Stranger: haahahaha, no, you're stranger, im you
You: your me?
You: i think your just a itty bitty flea
You: a pea
You: without a pod
You: a reel without a rod
You: a gay man without his bf todd
Stranger: hahaahah
You: just a cape without any cod
You: your logic is flawed
You: you gonna come on here and pick a fight with me?
You: not today not without mr. T
You: breaking heads, not taking your meds
You: you gonna call the feds?
You: go ahead
You: you'll be wrapped in glad]
You: that means laying in a bag
You: like some haze that i had
You: smoke it all up and get reall mad
You: do you not realize i am your dad?
You: i slap the taste out your mouth
You: you aint nothing but a keebler elf
You: look at you backing cookies and shit
You: i bet you'd suck the pillsbury doughboys dick
You: YEEEAAAH IN YOUR FACE!!! BOIII
You: i just killed you.
You have disconnected.
Oct 23 2009 6:31PM
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
Stranger: hey love You: mom? Stranger: what? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 23 2009 6:40PM
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The_Future
Posts: 1418 - Karma: 607
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: ns?
Stranger: i have 2 penises !
You: jesus
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: with them
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 23 2009 7:08PM
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*monsterskier*
Posts: 2671 - Karma: 61
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 f
Stranger: cool im same
Stranger: sept male lol
You: how do you get to chad's gap from alta?
Stranger: lol whats the deal with that
Stranger: i heard somebody else say that the other day
You: lol
You: you have been introduced to ns my friend
You have disconnected.
Oct 23 2009 7:20PM
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DrZoidberg
Posts: 5675 - Karma: 4,268
You: How
You: do
You: you
You: get
You: to
Stranger: hey
You: chads
You: gap
You: from alta anyway
Stranger: no..
You: No?
You: is it physically impossible to get there?
You: Must i divide by zero?
You: take the square root of negative two?
You: and create a black hole to transport me there?

Stranger: Hi ;) 16 m USA looking for girl to chat
You: Chad's gap, looking to find it
You: It's near alta, but the rest seems to be a mystery.
You: Can you, a mere 16 year old boy help me find it's location?
You: Well?
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: can i see u in cam ?
You: I heard there are plenty of girls there, it will be worth your while
You: I don't have one of these cams, my computer would probably explode since it's so slow.
Stranger: xD
Stranger: how big r ur boobs ... but pls tell me truth
You: xD indeed.
You: Well, since i'm a guy not too big.
Stranger: :P i am a girl btw :)
You: Chad's gap is big though, so if you'll just tell me how to get there then all will be well.

Nobody on here yet, unless one of you is an asshole.

Oct 23 2009 7:20PM
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ONTerriible
Posts: 1210 - Karma: 126

i trolled around lokkign for someone for an hour but no luck, however i did make a new xbox friend, and the snowboard which is cool i guess (probably lieing to me).

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: chyeaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Stranger: do u have an xbox360
You: yes i do
Stranger: ADD Me
You: haha no
You: how do i know your not some perv
Stranger: =(
Stranger: cause im 16
You: wuts ur gamertag
Stranger: skyy16
You: you a chick
You: cause thats a gay name
Stranger: yep im a chick
You: i dont believe you
Stranger: fine then dont
You: your just trying to lure me into a false sense of security
You: we become friends
Stranger: lol
Stranger: then..
You: then decide to meet
Stranger: then
Stranger: ..
You: and then you turn out to be a 56 yr old man who rapes me
Stranger: lol
You: yeah thats how it goes
Stranger: o rly
You: so if you really are a chick prove it
Stranger: i have a puss
You: i see no proof
Stranger: face book me
You: your word means nothing
You: i dont have face book
Stranger: wow
You: haha im joking of course i have facebook
Stranger: i dont believe u
You: what do you think i am a cave man
Stranger: no
You: haha well played
Stranger: =(
You: stranger - 1
Stranger: lol i know eh
You: me -0
Stranger: lol nicee
You: do you know how to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
Stranger: nope
Stranger: ??
Stranger: random
You: no not at all
You: have you been asked that by anyone else
Stranger: nope
You: hmm
You: i wonder where everyone is
Stranger: what does it meen
You: its a greeting
Stranger: oh
You: for like minded people
You: do you ski
You: or snowboard
Stranger: snowboard
You: boooo
You: you suck
You: hahah jks
You: i like snowboarders
Stranger: lol samee
You: where you from
Stranger: usa
You: figures
Stranger: u
Stranger: r
You: CANADA
Stranger: what province
You: yup im from americas hat
You: ontario
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nicee
Stranger: i lied
You: what state are you from
Stranger: i live in alberta
You: haha awsome
Stranger: yepp
You: who is the primeminister of canada
Stranger: stephan harper
Stranger: fail
You: premier of ontario
Stranger: no fucking clue
You: finance minster
Stranger: lol
Stranger: no
Stranger: pe
Stranger: do u like hockey
You: who is on the five dollar bill
You: i still havent determined if you are canadian
Stranger: i like hockey
Stranger: lol
You: that doesnt make you canadian
Stranger: i am
You: who is on the five dollar bill
Stranger: idk but on the backside theres kids playing hockey
You: what about the 20
Stranger: some chick
You: what color is it
Stranger: green\
You: who is on the ten
Stranger: idk but its purple
You: what color is the 50
Stranger: red
You: and the 100
Stranger: brown
You: and the 2 dollar bill
Stranger: the twoonie
You: haha you have past the test
You: great job
Stranger: lol thx
You: where do you snowboard
Stranger: powder king
You: right on
You: you ever been to red mountain bc
Stranger: yepp
Stranger: no i havent
You: you should go
You: its awsome
Stranger: o rly
You: best tree skiing/riding in north america
You: super fun
You: i go every year
Stranger: hey do u know what color the 1000 bill is
You: we have a 1000 dollar bill i thought that was just a myth
Stranger: yepp
You: wow
You: why would you have a 1000$ bill
You: its pointless
Stranger: well i gtg add me on xbox skyy16 bye..
Stranger: and i dont know
You: sure thing
Stranger: kk
You: ill do it
Stranger: cya
You: pce
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Oct 23 2009 11:21PM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi brethren, what's your favorite bible verse?
You: I like when jesus goes to Chad's Gap
You: but, I've been looking all over for it, and i can't find it, do you know where it is?
Stranger: I believe it's in the local strip mall at Chad
Stranger: Oh hohohoh, god blessed me with that joke
You: yea? i've got to get there man, my buddy tanner found it, but he broke his ankles, i've got to go help him
Stranger: But what will stylish sweaters do for his broken ankles is the question I ask to you
You: The steeze it provides will keep him safe until i reach him
Stranger: God bless these words
You: Amen
Stranger: Take this with you: Ezekiel 23:20: There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
You: praise be to god almighty
You have disconnected.
Oct 24 2009 1:59AM
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ISkiSwitch
Posts: 3157 - Karma: 22
bahahahaha....

Stranger: i only see black holes from the niggers i screw
You: oh snap. a racial joke.
Stranger: ow sorry u r arent black ?
You: no
Stranger: phew
Stranger: i m scared of black people
You: hahahaha
Stranger: they are gangsta
You: what makes them scary to you?
Stranger: well u know
Stranger: they have big
Stranger: well ask girls
Stranger: they know everything about the big"nigger"
Stranger: i m scared they rape me
You: oh shit, that would suck
Stranger: hell yeah
Oct 24 2009 3:47AM
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Eric_D
Posts: 1562 - Karma: 79
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you like to party?
Stranger: yeah a bit
Stranger: m/f
You: what does the phrase m/f mean
Stranger: boy or girl
Stranger: male or female
You: yea i like to party
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oct 24 2009 4:07AM
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vinnyvan
Posts: 132 - Karma: 24
Stranger: さあ始まるぜ saturday night
You: no hable jappaneeese
You: u raff u ruse?
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Oct 24 2009 9:45AM
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SoupCurry
Posts: 1847 - Karma: 731
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: not a clue
Stranger: how do you get to ballinascarty from gortnagloch?
You: take a left
You: DUHHHHH
You: errr one knows taht
Stranger: we dont have cars here
You: i live in an amish village
Stranger: me too:)
You: o noooo wayyyyyyy
Stranger: how come were both on the internet so?
Stranger: LIAR
You: no
Stranger: ya
Stranger: liar liar pants on fire
You: im part of the amish web sufers sect
You: its pretty exclusive
Stranger: no such thing
You: ooo there is
You: its just too secret
Stranger: you should be out cutting the grass
You: we are having a terrible drought..im on Omegle to find answers
You: do you know how to stop the drought?
Stranger: irrigation is the answer lad
Stranger: or else come to ireland
You: what is this irrigation you speak of?
You: it sounds like blashphempy
Stranger: theres no such thing as drought here
Stranger: just turn some water on the dry places
You: hmm never thought of that
Oct 24 2009 11:36AM
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SoupCurry
Posts: 1847 - Karma: 731
You: hi
Stranger: Hey.
You: how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: I don't know.
You: rlllly?
You: bummer
Stranger: No.
You: looks like little timmy may not make it through the night then
Stranger: So, you know what I have had enough of?
You: nachos?
You: wait no
You: nachos are delish
You: cant get enuf
Stranger: The whole H1N1 flu thing.
Stranger: My grandmother is giving me trouble for not getting vaccinated.
You: yesterday i had nachos with jalapenoes and black beans
You: it may have been the best plate ever
Stranger: Nice.
You: tommorow im putting on guacomole
Stranger: Do you like nachos?
You: no theyre gross as hell
You: do you like fishsticks?
Stranger: I kinda like them.
You: then you must be a gay fish!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Oct 24 2009 11:42AM
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Dvacc20
Posts: 344 - Karma: 19
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey how do you get to chads gap from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: no idea
You: my buddy tanner broke his ankles there
Stranger: oh dam...sorry i cant help you... but y are you on this website and not trying to get there??
You: well u see tanner was mid rotation of his switch 7 and he knew something was wrong
Stranger: right
You: then all he heard was a boooom
You: and then "MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN"
Stranger: i dont beleive you
Your conversational partner has disconnected
Oct 24 2009 8:36PM
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mattytru
Posts: 2767 - Karma: 5,480
ahahahahahahahah
Oct 24 2009 8:46PM
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1337
Posts: 31039 - Karma: 29,013
Anyone on right meow?
Oct 24 2009 9:04PM
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Swervasaurus
Posts: 615 - Karma: 185
seriously if you say ur a 19 yr old girl any one will talk to you haha
its kinda sketchy

Oct 24 2009 9:51PM
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Swervasaurus
Posts: 615 - Karma: 185
You: hi
Stranger: Answer this simple fucking question: are you male or female and how fucking old are you????
You: chill
You: im a 17 yr old girl
Stranger: fuck you!!!!
Stranger: jail bait
You: lol jk im a striaght up sex peredator
You: who wants to chop off ur sketchy dick and fry it and by the way NS?
Oct 24 2009 10:13PM
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Totes_Magotes
Posts: 2259 - Karma: 870
the only real answer to the famous question?
Oct 24 2009 10:31PM
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traylortrash
Posts: 1935 - Karma: 2,450
so fucking bored....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: o hai der
Stranger: You see
Stranger: I fucking hate my parents.
Stranger: I sent a mail to social services today, after a fight
Stranger: about moving out and living under them instead of my parents
You: hardcore
Stranger: but I don't want to wait until they call back and fix it up
Stranger: So I'm "running away" to a friend who lives in a town about 150 kilometers away.
Stranger: Problem is the time is 4:50 here
Stranger: the train leaves at 12
Stranger: And she doesn't know im coming.
Stranger: I'm 18, male, she's 19 female, btw raaawr.
Stranger: But anyways as said, I've never met her IRL before and she doesn't know that I'm coming.
Stranger: Yet since she's sleeping
Stranger: I sent a sms to her.
Stranger: Aaaaanyways.
Stranger: You like?
You: sooooo basically, you're trying to find chads gap from the bottom of alta?
You: sorry buddy ski patrol blew it up
Stranger: Whaa
You: ya, it sucks man
Stranger: Jesus go back to /b/
You: incorrect
Stranger: what would be correct
You: correct
Stranger: I hope you get fucked up the arse by a sexy girl with a strap-on.
Stranger: :3
Oct 24 2009 11:55PM
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traylortrash
Posts: 1935 - Karma: 2,450
yeah, lame on my part, but im entertained....

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: greetings!
You: aloha!
Stranger: Do you like Pokemon?
You: fuck yeah!
Stranger: ohh f*** is a bad word
You: my bad
Stranger: im going to tell your parental units on you.
You: anything but that
You: i bet pokemon say f***
Stranger: No it does not.
You: eh im pretty sure they do
Stranger: I watch it every sunday.
You: as do I, you obviously dont listen close enough
Stranger: I almost have every Pokemon card
Stranger: Do you want to see them?
You: do you have the one that broke its ankles on chads gap
You: ?
Stranger: There is no such thing
You: sorry man, there is
You: obviously you arent a true pokemon master
Stranger: Dude ur a fuck head im fucking with u
Stranger: god ur an dumbass
You: wait what?
Stranger: im messing around
You: so you dont really like pokemon....
Stranger: i dont like pokemon
Stranger: i dont even know when its on
Stranger: ur a fucking nerd!
Stranger: loser
You: umm you're talking to a pokemon master here, dont fuck with me
Stranger: dont say fuck you fuckinggg fucker as a fuck face.
Stranger: pokemon is fucking gay as hell ur must be a FAG andu have a pussy!
You: you're running away from the truth
You: you know pokemon are the shit
You: just admit it
Stranger: ohh yeah def
Stranger: well gay ass mother fucker watch pokemon
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!
You: i am
You: as we speak
Stranger: ur a fucking FAG!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: AHHHHH HAHAAAHAHAHA
Stranger: !!!!!!!
You: my pokemon are gonna whoop your ass
Stranger: mhhhmmmmmmmm
Stranger: ur a fucking fag and have a small flappy pussy!!!!! ur a fucking NERD who eats other pussy besides urs!!!!!
You: my pokemon are on the way to your house
Stranger: mhhhmmmmmmmmm!!!!
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Oct 25 2009 12:07AM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
wait... he said you get pussy?
hahahahah
Oct 25 2009 12:26AM
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traylortrash
Posts: 1935 - Karma: 2,450
yeah exactly haha it makes no sense
Oct 25 2009 12:33AM
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bmxican_89
Posts: 2617 - Karma: 23
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: as i was saying, there is NO WAY you were all the way in.
You: shit
Stranger: yes?
You: wrong
You: oops
Stranger: oh
You: umm
Stranger: talking to your bf?
You: yes
You: random luck of the internet i suppose
Stranger: yep
Stranger: apparently, he fails at sex?^
You: now you know
Stranger: poor girl
You: ?
Stranger: you could probably finger yourself better than he can get into you?
You: yeah but its nowhere near as primal
You: and i cant get the right angle
Stranger: true.
You: or enough lube
Stranger: yep.
Stranger: sex is animalistic, i suppose.
You: by nature
You: its a means of reproduction
You: but that wont work so well for me
You: just in it for the fun
Stranger: most people these days are
You: but they still end up making mistakes
You: luckily i dont have ovaries
Stranger: u had ur ovaries removed/close?
Stranger: or u didn't have them at birth?
You: i was born without them
You: as far as i know most men are
Stranger: i believe i am stupid.
You: ?
Stranger: you said you were talking to your boyfriend
You: ...
Stranger: then you said you lacked ovaries
You: ...
You: and men lack ovaries.
You: all of the above is true
You: ?
Stranger: correct me if im wrong, but you are gay?
You: yes
You: well
You: bi
You: seems to be the hip thing
You: so whatever gets me more play
Stranger: i hope you lean more towards women than men.
Stranger: do you?
You: it depends on who tugs harder
Stranger: ...
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Oct 25 2009 2:15AM
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dr_phil
Posts: 1698 - Karma: 95
Some people don't get it:

Stranger: heyyyy
You: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
Stranger: of course lol
You: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
Stranger: im not here to mess with ppl im just bored lookin for some fun
You: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Stranger: ahahahahahha
Stranger: your awesome
You: Me too baby.
Stranger: you too
Stranger: youre horny also?
You: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Stranger: cast me blazer/
You: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
Stranger: well thats sexy
You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: mighty fuck me now
You: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Stranger: more like the mightiest creep!
You: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

Oct 25 2009 2:28AM
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traylortrash
Posts: 1935 - Karma: 2,450
StartFragment

You're now chatting with a randomstranger. Say hi!

You: You'renow chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: bonjour

You: howdy

Stranger: ca va?

Stranger: wow, youare a jerk

You: :'(

Stranger: ye cry

You: i am

Stranger: way touse a sarcastic jerk way of starting this conversation

Stranger: whats sospecial about you anyways?

Stranger: It'smidnight, and you're on a random conversation website.

Stranger: You'repathetic

Stranger: Get yourlife together

You:nawwwwwww

You:Actually, I'm on this "random conversation site" to find a way to getfrom the bottom of Alta to the ever-elusive Chad's Gap.

You: Mightyou be able to help me with my quest?

Stranger: I unno,try google search

Stranger: LOL

You: Googlesearch most definitely isn't sophisticated enough to find something like Chad'sGap

Stranger: UpGrizzly's Gulch. Drive all the way up Little Cottonwood Canyon, go past theAlta Wildcat/Collins parking area, and veer left (where people go right to parkin Albion Basin parking area). Find a parking spot up there. Then Grizzly Gulchis unmistakable. It is a gully. You have to hike up from the end of the parkinglot just a bit to access the gulch, but you can see it from the parking lot.Hike about a mile, and it is up in that area. I don't have specifics fromhere...I've never been up there, but I think the location is kept secret bythose in the know.

Stranger: Yahooanswers

You: hahahahawordddddddd

You: thanksbrutha

Stranger: is thatactually something you needed to know? LOL

You:Definitely. I'm on a quest to explore the mystical tale of pro video gamerTallon Manning, and my search has led me to non other than Chad's Gap.

Stranger: explain

You: Sorry myfriend, this shits top secret.

Stranger: You willnever talk to me in your life, ever again

Stranger: EVER

You: At themoment, that's all I can disclose.

Stranger: FUCKCHAD'S GAP

You: Sorryman.

Stranger: itscool, Im never in the loop

You: I'm theonly one that's "in the loop" of this mystical quest.

You: Myapologies.

Stranger: oh thenwtf, that makes you gay

You: How so?

Stranger: nofriends or something?

You: Ofcourse not, I can't have friends when I'm on a mystical quest such as this one.

Stranger: im gonnago, i have work in a few hours

Stranger: goodluck on your quest douchebag

You: Well thankyou for helping me in my quest.

You: Thanks.

Stranger: I useinsults in replace of proper nouns

Stranger: sorry

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Oct 25 2009 2:50AM
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traylortrash
Posts: 1935 - Karma: 2,450
whats up with start and end fragment? ns kinda fucked that post over... whatever, you get the point
Oct 25 2009 2:52AM
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fountain.
Posts: 1399 - Karma: 80
god i spent hours trying to find someone last night. i want to sooo bad. im getting on right now to try some more
Oct 25 2009 2:59AM
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Freeskim@n
Posts: 732 - Karma: 203
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi, I'm troll hunting.
You: sme
You: same
Stranger: Really?
You: i like to hunt obvious troll
Stranger: Do you indeed?
You: yes
Stranger: Good for you!
You: wat type of troll are you hunting
Stranger: Internet trolls.
Stranger: Not mythological ones.
You: oh i see
You: then
You: i put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: Do you indeed?
Stranger: How often?
Stranger: Is this something you make a habit of?
You: indeed in the way of smoking weed?
Stranger: Please use correct and proper syntax.
You: ok
Stranger: That way others will understand you.
You: oh i see
You: then
You: i'm fucking tom Wallisch
Stranger: Are you? Does he know?
You: i'm tom wallisch
You: the pro skier
Stranger: Are you? And you're also copulating with yourself?
You: no
Stranger: Stranger: i'm fucking tom Wallisch
Stranger: You said otherwise.
You: no you cant because i am
Stranger: I can't what?
You: be tom wallisch because i am
Stranger: I didn't say I was.
Stranger: That was a quote related to the point in case.
You: and if you were you could tell me with who was your joss edit wich you dont
Stranger: If I were what?
Stranger: Please clarify.
You: but anyway do you consider me as a troll
Stranger: Not really.
Stranger: If you were a troll, you're only a minor nuisance.
You: oh i see
You: then
Stranger: A fledgling troll, maybe.
You: i uprgrade to troll level 32 and burst a troll fart and kill you
Stranger: In which case, I'll release you into the wild to mature.
Stranger: This is exactly what I mean.
Stranger: I think you need to develop your trolling.
You: but fart arent funny so ill just decapitate yourself
Stranger: Why not try nice, simple shock trolling?
Stranger: Everyone can manage that.
Stranger: You might even have fun.
You: wooho level 40!!! i got a mount
Stranger: See, I think shock trolling is just the thing for you. Nothing too spontaneous. Just nice simple attempts to offend with fore-planning.
Stranger: You could manage that!!!
You: cool story hansel
Stranger: Thanks, Gretel.
Stranger: Good day and good luck, sir.
You: are you single
Stranger: I'm off to seek a troll.
You: i have a troll wife
Stranger: I am singular.
Stranger: Fare ye well, Fledgling.
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Oct 25 2009 11:06AM
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pianoman
Posts: 2503 - Karma: 779
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: hi
You: zup
Stranger: Nthn much.
Stranger: U are?
You: yes
You: and you?
Stranger: I meant name, sorry.
You: oh
You: interesting
You: no problem
You: don't worry about it
You: it's okay
Stranger: I get the idea.
You: ?
You: what idea?
Stranger: That u've forgiven me.
You: oh
Stranger: Thanks.
You: you've got an idea?
Stranger: Not realy.
You: oh
You: i thought you said you had an idea
Stranger: I'm kinda stupid.
You: yeah
Stranger: Hmmmm.
Stranger: So wat is ur name?
You: that is the FUNNIEST movie
Stranger: Which is?
You: i thought i was the only one whos seen it lol
You: my favorite part "how old are you"
You: haha
You: cracks me up
Stranger: Oh. I understand.
You: me too
You: it's not a very hard movie to understand
Stranger: Just the trailers that go on in chatrooms, is it?
You: what?
You: you've never seen the moviee?
Stranger: Well, the conversation starters.
You: oh yeah those are good too
Stranger: Agreed
You: in fact, when that movie came out, it was almost unheard of for its time
Stranger: Indeed.
You: so from>
You: ?*
Stranger: haha! Amazing!
You: what are you talking about>
Stranger: The movie " so from>"
You: that's not a movie
Stranger: Hilarious!!
You: i'm not stupid
You: i don't know what you're getting at
Stranger: Don't tell me, u haven't seen it?
You: um i think you're crazy.
Stranger: Check it out, man/ girl/woman/ whichever applicable.
You: manbearpig
Stranger: I'm not, just playing u @ ur own game.
You: my own game?
You: nobody can beat me in chinese checkers
Stranger: Well yeah. I'm yet to hear of those movies u mentioned.
You: in fact i really doubt you know who you're up against here
You: oh thats okay they aren't very mainstream
Stranger: I don't mean chinese checkers.
You: i just thought you were quoting one my bad
You: what do you mean then>
Stranger: U r right. I don't know.
You: understandable
Stranger: Who i'm up against.
Stranger: care to tell?
You: well you said not chinese checkers
You: so i no longer have any idea what game it is
Stranger: U r excellent at chekers?
You: chinese, yes
Stranger: Nice.
Stranger: I'm a a mere ameture.
You: that's a stage everyone goes through
Stranger: I know.
You: except for me
Stranger: wat else do u do?
You: besides chat?
Stranger: Besides chinese checkers & chat.
You: well i used to bowl
You: but that was a long time ago
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: Where?
You: this place called Ide's bowling
You: and i'd train at pin-o-rama
Stranger: Wat is pin-o-rama?
You: like bowl-o-rama
You: i guess they thought it was clever
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: In a sense. with the asvantage of hindsight.
Stranger: Sorry, advantage.
You: hindsight never waxes their runway so i don't go there
Stranger: Exactly.
You: most people don't notice
Stranger: Don't notice wat?
You: that they don't wax the runway
You: as often
Stranger: Ah.
You: one model actually slipped because of it and lost her job
Stranger: Well, where are u from?
You: none of these places
You: i only got to go to hindsight because i won the sectionals
You: that's all the way in delaware
Stranger: evidently. city country, smthn like that?
You: somethin like that
You: its funny because the supplier of the hardwood at hindsight is the same one that ide's used to use
Stranger: Which city are u from?
You: city?
You: i'm not a real city person
You: find them scare
Stranger: Or which country are u from?
You: scary*
Stranger: Where do u live?
You: yeah i'm more of a country person
You: where do i live?
Stranger: Yeah.
You: like about 7 minutes from ide's
You: it's a modest alley but the management is friendly
Stranger: I see.
Stranger: which nationality?
You: i'm not sure i think it's a russian family that manages it
Stranger: That's nice.
Stranger: Well, i mst go now. Nice talking. Bye!!
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Oct 25 2009 2:38PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 23/f/usa
You: 20 male usa
Stranger: cyber?
You: rite here?
Stranger: yeah
You: aight let me put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: Let me take out my dick?
Stranger: SO we can fight the cyber dragon
Stranger: Ready?
You: FIGHT
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: HADOUKEN
You: FUCK HES EATING MY BALLSACK
Stranger: LET HIM
Stranger: IT'S HIS WEAKNESS
You: O SHIT
You: I NEW IT ALL ALONG
Stranger: FIRE!
You: YOUR THE DRAGONS TEST TUBE BABY
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: HOW DID YOU KNOW?
You: IDK IN SHITTY MOVIES YOU JSUT FIGURE IT OUT
Stranger: GOOD ENOUGH
Stranger: BUT NOW I MUST DEFEAT YOU
You: FUCK
You: I THOUGH U WERE MY FATHER
You: S
You: BROTHER
You: COUSINS
You: UNCLES
You: SISTERS
You: FRIENDS
Stranger: FINAL ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HALF SISTER ROOMATE
Stranger: GIGA
Stranger: DRILL
Stranger: BREAKER
You: FUCK NOT POKEMON
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: GO CHARIZARD
You: PIKAJEW I CHOOSE YOU
You: PIKAJEW USE GUILT TRIOP
You: *GUILT TRIPPPP
Stranger: NOOOOOOOO
Stranger: CHARIZRD DIGIVOLVE TO BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON!
You: WAT THE HELL MAN YUGI YO????
You: BUSTER BLADER RAPE HIM
Stranger: GO GO POWER RANGERS!
You: NA NA NA NA NA NAAAAAAAAAAA
You: SHOTTY RED BITCHHHH
You: LASER RAPE CANNONS ACTIVATED
Stranger: EARTH
Stranger: FIRE
You: ANILIATION OF THE PIXIES NOW
Stranger: WATER
Stranger: WIND
Stranger: HEART
You: FUCK AVATAR
You: I BEND N E THING
Stranger: BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED I AM CHRIS HANSEN
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: NOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: VICTORY IS MY
You: OH YEAH WELL I SUMMON THE POWERS OF SHITTY SCAMS
You: BERNARD MADOFF I CHOOSE YOU1!!!!!!
Stranger: TAKE THIS,MY LOVE,MY SORROW,AND ALL OF MY ANGER
Stranger: SHINING FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOOOOOOEEEEZZZZZZZZ
Stranger: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
You: FUCK
You: IM ALL DEAD
You: DAMMIT
You: I WANTED TO WIN
Stranger: VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OH NOEZZ
You: NEWSCHOOLERS?
Stranger: NOW YOU MUST SUCK MY DICK OR SOMETHING
You: IM DEAD JUST SKULL FUCK ME AND GET IT OVER WITH
Stranger: *SKULL FUCKS*
You: IM SO DEAD AND RAPED RIGHT NOW ITS CRAZY
Stranger: I KNOW RIGHT?
You: YEAH
You: WELL NICE BEING RAPED BY YOU
Stranger: BUT I MUST TELL YOU THE TRUTH
You: NO
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: I AM YOUR MOTER
Stranger: MOTHER*
You: SHIT THATS WEIRD
You: I KNEW IT
You: SO IM RELAL YPART DRAGON
You: WHAT THE FUCK MAN WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE YOU SKUL FUCKED ME
Stranger: IT WAS MORE SEXY THIS WAY
You: YOUR RIGHT
You: I NEED TO GO FLOSS MY PUBES
You: NICE BEING RAPED THOUGH
Stranger: NOW BEND OVER AND GIVE MOMY ANAL
You: IM DEAD MOMY
You: PLEASE DONT RAPE ME
You: WHEN I DROP THE SOAP
You: O FUCK IL SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTTHOL
You: E
You: WHILE I WEAR MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
Stranger: THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT
You: YEAH ALL AHRD
Stranger: WHILE I TAKE OUT MY DICK TO FIGHT THE CYBER DRAGON
You: WE ALREADY DID FUCKKKKK
Stranger: And it alll come full circle
You: TIME PARADOX
Stranger: THIS IS THE BEST DAMN CHAT EVER
You: THANK YOU
Stranger: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: YOU'RE WELCOME
Stranger: SO,DID YOU COME FROM SOMEWHERE TO THIS SITE?
You: YEAS
Stranger: WHERE?
You: NEWSCHOOLERS
You: WERE AN ELITE FORCE OF ASSASINS
Stranger: NEVER HEARD OF IT
You: O
You: WELL THATS PROBABLY CAUSE ITS ELITE
Stranger: ELITEZ
Stranger: BUT NEW I HAVE HEARD OF IT
Stranger: AM I ELITE?
You: MAYBE
You: YOU DID FUCK MY SKULL PRETTY GOOD
You: YEA WHY NO
You: T
Stranger: THANKS BRO
You: RIBBON OF HONOR BROHA
Stranger: THANKS BRO
You: ANY TIME BOR
You: *BRO
Stranger: WANT TO HAVE AWESOME BRO SEX? IT WIL MAKE YOU A MAN.
Stranger: OR NOT
You: HAD IT BEFORE
You: WITH THE EPITIMY OF ALL BROS
You: T-WALLSICH
You: YOUTUBE TOM WALLISHC
Stranger: LE GRASP!
You: THEN YOULL UNDERSTAND
Stranger: YOU ARE A GOD AMONG BROS
You: YEA I NO HE DEEP THROATED MY STRAP ON
You: AND THEN MY REAL PENIS
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Oct 26 2009 3:27PM
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Aaaron.
Posts: 11817 - Karma: 903
^that was BEYOND epic.
Oct 27 2009 5:25PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
You: yo
Stranger: hot or not
You: hot
Stranger: g?
You: yess
Stranger: nice
You: guy i assume?
Stranger: yep
You: asl?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: m
Stranger: pittsburgh pa
Stranger: you?
You: almost 19 (november 8th)
You: f
You: mass
You: i go to uvm tho
Stranger: sweet.
You: you in college?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: pitt
You: cool
You: you hot?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: can you send pics on here?
Stranger: i think
You: k gimme a sec
Stranger: ok
You: hmm
You: i cant get it to work
Stranger: ill try
Stranger: i guess you cant
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: blonde
You: athletic
You: like 5'5"
You: about 200 lbs
Stranger: brunette
Stranger: athletic
Stranger: like 5' 10'
Stranger: like 180 pounds
You: you sound like my kind of guy
Stranger: haha :)
Stranger: you dont sound so bad yourself
You: thanks ;)
You: oh jeeze!
You: i said 200 lbs
You: i ment 100
You: lol
Stranger: well i figured that if your athletic and 5'' 5'
Stranger: haha
Stranger: whats your name?
You: michelle
Stranger: I'm Jeremy
You: nice to meet you jeremy
Stranger: nice to meet you michelle
You: how do you like pitt?
Stranger: well im actually only taking a few classes there
Stranger: but i like it
You: are you down to cyber?
Stranger: like...
You: you know
You: ...like cyber fucking
You: jeremy?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: ya lets go
You: ok
You: so i put on my robe and wizard hat
Stranger: ohh yaa
You: now its your turn
You: what are you gonna do?
Stranger: im gonna rip that robe off you
You: oooh
You: fiesty
You: luckily i have on my chastity belt
Stranger: damn your hot
Stranger: fuck that its comming off
You: its gonna take some effort on your part
You: maybe if you peed in my butt...
Stranger: is that what you want
You: oh yea
You: quick
You: whip out that big cock
You: cmon im losing it
You: alright jeremy im out of here
Oct 27 2009 7:00PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you know how to get to chads from the bottom of alta?
Stranger: yes
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Oct 27 2009 8:46PM
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Loodwik
Posts: 233 - Karma: 298
You: heeey
Stranger: girl
You: are you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: are you?
You: me neither, disapointed? :P
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i lied
Stranger: im a girl
You: kk :)
You: really? you know who i am?
Stranger: nopee
Stranger: who? :o
You: i´m the master of the fucking universe!!
Nov 13 2009 8:26PM
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*Get_ill*
Posts: 344 - Karma: 6
Stranger: hi.
You: hi ns?
Stranger: ?
You: can i tap dat?
Stranger: go ahead. pedo
Nov 14 2009 12:00AM
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Shewlur...
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 940
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: touch my nips
Stranger: ok
You: theyre really hard
Stranger: good
Stranger: m/f
You: male
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Nov 14 2009 12:08AM
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Shewlur...
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 940
woops part of it got cut off:

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: NS??

Stranger: wtf is that

You:  chads gap

Stranger:  shut up

You: touch my nips

Stranger: ok

You: theyre really hard

Stranger: good

Stranger: m/f

You: male

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Nov 14 2009 12:14AM
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q_sketch
Posts: 291 - Karma: 15
Stranger: male looking for a female with webcam that wants to use it
You: i have a dick, you wanna see it
Nov 14 2009 1:19AM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
you never showed what happened after that...you showed it to him?????? hahahahaha
Nov 14 2009 2:42AM
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jibmaster3000
Posts: 36 - Karma: 11
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: i'm horny as fuck
Stranger: boy or girl
You: boy
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
Stranger: well im only 17...is that too young for you?
You: thats perfect
You: i like the younger girls
Stranger: good....well what do you look like
You: i'm tall and blond with green eyes
You: what about you
Stranger: im 5'2 lond dark brown hair, slender, and light brown eyes
You: i love brunettes
Stranger: good...
You: would you like to e-fuck
Stranger: hmm i cant right now....but i bet my talking could help you...
You: lets try that out. :)
Stranger: ok well are you single?
You: for about 7 weeks i have been
Stranger: ok sooo why are you sooo horny?...what are you thinking about?
You: a tight wet pussy
Stranger: hmmm what would you want to do to me if that was my tight wet pussy?
You: i'd love to massage it with my palm and flick it with my tongue while rubbing your legs up and down
Stranger: mmmm baby your making me sooooo horny...do you wanna hear what i would do to you?
You: yes yes yes
You: give it to me hard
Stranger: well first tell me what your wearing right now...
You: just shorts and no shirt
Stranger: ok well first we would make out for hours...and soon i would slowly take your boxers down with my teeth and give you the best blow job youve ever gotten...and right before you explode in my mouth i would thrust your cock as deep inside me as possible
You: mmm, i'm not done, i want more
Stranger: well what do you want me to do to you right now?
You: i'd carress your breasts, suck on your rock hard tit and kiss your neck all over and move down to your pulsing chest... your breathing hard, as i lick down your stomach i put my fingers in your pussy, how does that feel?
You: i move them in an out while squeezing your boobs lightly together and sucking on your tits
Stranger: wow that sounds amazing...i wish you were in my bed with me right now...
Stranger: now i have to finish myself off
You: no you don't
Stranger: yes i do...
You: i thrust my rock hard dick into your throbbing pussy and move it in hard and pull it out and go back in, harder, and harder in hard, your muscles clench and you gasp for air
You: your whole body shakes and you lay still
You: you breath hard, trying to regain your breath
Stranger: wow...if i asked for more would you give it to me?
You: all night long
You: but first what else would you do to me?
Stranger: well i would first work my way down your body lightly kissing and sucking at your sensitive body parts...then i would tease you by lightly kissing each of your balls slowly and kiss just the tip of your erection...
Stranger: after i did that i would massage your balls in my hands while i lightly kissed up and down your thighs until you are so hard your begging for my mouth on you
You: give it fucking to me
You: my dick is throbbing for a sucking
Stranger: well i bet if i was there that wouldnt be a problem...you would have already been in my mouth by now
You: mm, how would you go about sucking my fat cock
Stranger: hmmm well im a little tease so first i would cover that cock with little kisses and right when your at your breaking point i would take all of you into my mouth...lightly scraping you with my teeth and then you would cum all in my mouth and i would swallow you all up
Stranger: hows that?
You: then i pull out my robe and wizards hat
Stranger: what?
You: i cast my spell and consult in Jah to get to chads gap from the bottom of alta
Stranger: ummm i dont think i really understand this...it sounds really weird
You: then i smack my dick down and urinate in your butt
Stranger: hmmm ive never done that before
You: then i go down on you and bang you like a hammer
Stranger: mmm that sounds like exactly what i need at the moment
You: I take out my hammer and cum all over your face
Stranger: mmm do you like it when girls swallow?
You: all of it, slurp slurp slurp, like spaghetti
Stranger: hmmm well i bet your better than any spaghetti that i have ever had
You: you know it
You: it tastes like a sticky white chocolate
Stranger: mmm....did i do a good job at talking dirty to you?
You: we just getting warmed up
Stranger: really....well what else do you wanna do to me?
You: i give you some glasses
You: they fall of your face onto the groud in front of you
You: as you bend over i grab your fine ass and jam my dick into your pussy
You: i can't control myself, i take a tub of lube and get hyphy all over your ass
You: i glide in and out effortlessly, no friction, i feel like we are one
You: you moan, and cry out in a feeling of incredible feeling,
You: your body orgasms not once but twice
You: you squirt all over the floor
You: you roll on your back eyes clenched in amazingness
You: the warmth of my hand are rubbing your rock hard breast
You: my dick is still in your clit, i pulse in and out harder and harder
You: your body is squirming uncontrollably, you can't handle the pleasure
You: you cry out louder than you ever have before
Stranger: mmm wow no one has ever talked to me like that before...
Stranger: have you ever done that to someone before?
You: do you want to know
Stranger: yeah
You: never, i wish i could to you
Stranger: me too....do you think i would be sexy?
You: if you think your sexy then i trust you, remember i have magical powers from my robe and wizards hat
Stranger: oooo really
You: jea
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Chad
Stranger: well im emily
You: Well chad has your gap to fill, i hope i don't come up short,
Stranger: what do you mean my gap to fill?
You: your hole with my wang
Stranger: ooo ok...sorry i was lost...do you like to roleplay?
You: yesssss
You: I play the sorcerer, i put on my robe and wizards hat
You: my dick just exploded, i have to go the hospital. Peace
Stranger: what?
Nov 14 2009 3:16AM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
hahahahahahahahahahah "i get hyphy all over your ass"...epic win
Nov 14 2009 3:24AM
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JZA
Posts: 617 - Karma: 42
7 pages of omegle!
Nov 14 2009 4:49AM
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captaincrunch
Posts: 684 - Karma: 5
you fail, stupid.
Nov 15 2009 5:37PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
you: hi!
stranger: hello
stranger: how are you?
you: white
stranger: kool
you: o so ur black?
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conversation i had today that i remembered
i laughed so hard
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