I remember once I attended a croquet tournament / key party that was hosted by Bill Murray in Palm Beach. Bill said to me, "I wanna introduce you to a special friend of mine" and he leads me past the pool into a cabana, where--inside a small powder room---I see a shortish Asian dude doing a line of coke off the top of the toilet tank.
Bill pinched the guy on his "love handles" and said, "Dude!" And the Asian guy turned around and said "Hey! Don't squeeze the Chairman!" It was then that I recognized him: the guy doing the line off the commode was Chairman Mao Tse-Tung.
Mao's girlfriend turns up---she's like this stunning blond rocker chick, and like 2 feet taller than him---and when he sees her come in the cabana, he lunges for her and says "Kiss me how? Mao SAY TONGUE!" and they end up just making out for 20 minutes, while Bill Murray and I finished off the rest of the cocaine.
Later that night, Bill Murray confessed to me that once he and Chairman Mao had gotten "totally cunted on meth" one night, and spent 8 hours sucking each others' dicks. "He's a grower, not a shower", said Bill, which---knowing Mao was Asian---I didn't think was credible. Bill Murray admitted as much when he sighed, and responded: "No-one will ever believe you."
