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Mr.Panda

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As a warning, I am a little high and riding on some endorphins from sex with the significant other.

ANYWAYS, popcorn, I have come to the realization that microwaveable popcorn is God's way of telling the college student he cares for and loves them.

And, in other news, if God got of his lazy ass and were to get electricity and microwaves to the people that are experiencing food shortages (I am talking, places in Africa and stuff) then world hunger would also be solved.

Oct 16 2009 2:10AM

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captaincrunch

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sorry if its not the most related thing ever, but i had to get that in here somewhere..

Oct 16 2009 6:13PM

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MANDER

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you need to buy orville redenbacher

Oct 16 2009 6:22PM

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Peter.

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i HATE microwave popcorn. i only like air pop or stovetop

Oct 16 2009 6:23PM

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connory998

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get a microwave with the rotating plate inside

Oct 16 2009 7:08PM

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Mr.Panda

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NO! You should have said:
"Tell God to get off his lazy ass and get you a microwave with the rotating plate in it"

Oct 16 2009 7:12PM

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Noddard

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i am starving with no money today, and today i stumbled upon a o so familiar plastic wrapped gift from God. a bag of microwavable popcorn. hunger problem solved =P

Oct 16 2009 7:23PM

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captaincrunch

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git er done.

Oct 16 2009 7:24PM

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[Dawn

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Oct 16 2009 10:58PM

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1337

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how long do you put your popcorn in the microwave? for me, 1:36 (popcorn button) pops every kernal and no one piece gets burnt. i miss that microwave :"(

Oct 16 2009 11:03PM

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Mr.Panda

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2:40 for me....

Oct 16 2009 11:05PM

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assface

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Oct 17 2009 1:44AM

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JayDope

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popcorn might be my fav snack food ever, its juts so damn delicious

Oct 17 2009 2:10AM

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Mr.Panda

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Do you think it could solve world hunger? I do.

Oct 17 2009 2:10AM

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daringharry.

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Jesus you're more of a postwhore than me.....

Oct 17 2009 9:55AM

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factory81

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You can buy butter seasoning that you can sprinkle on your popcorn to make it taste more in line with the movie theater offers.

Just an FYI here if you didn't know this.

Oct 17 2009 10:02AM

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MAPLE_SYRUP

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i hate when the shell part gets stuck in your gums

Oct 17 2009 10:15AM

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killabees

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my panda could kick ur pandas ass

Oct 17 2009 10:15AM

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ct_steeze

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ive eaten popcorn almost every night since sixth grade and im a senior now...CLAIM

Oct 17 2009 10:19AM

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dwhite

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one of my fav foods for the munchies...like a flavor explosion in every kernel.

Oct 17 2009 10:44AM

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captaincrunch

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prove it, harry.

honestly i just have waaaaaay too much time on my hands.

Oct 17 2009 2:33PM

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Crack.

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i only like movie theater popcorn

Oct 17 2009 2:40PM

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captaincrunch

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actually im leaning towards this as well.
movie theatre popcorn is perfectly cooked, with perfect salt and butter.
but let us not forget:
-kettle corn
-smartfood
-caramel corn
-PIRATES BOOTY

Oct 17 2009 2:42PM

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Noddard

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white cheddar from the gas station is also something to not be forgoten

Oct 17 2009 2:46PM

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bootleg_BEN

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isnt that the smartfood popcorn.

That stuff is so good.

Has anyone her had huckleberry popcorn? its like carmel corn but taste like hucklberries. Stuff is soooo good.

Oct 17 2009 2:47PM

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captaincrunch

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when i say "smartfood" im just thinking general term for cheesy popcorn in that vain.

and where can i find the huckleberry stuff?

Oct 17 2009 2:49PM

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bootleg_BEN

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i dont know it might be a local idaho thing. The brand i had was a local brand, dont know if other brands make it.

Oct 17 2009 2:51PM

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PAuL_Hellar

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i just made popsorn so ghood

Oct 17 2009 6:42PM

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ski@jaypeak2

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You do know that you dont need a microwave to cook popcorn right? The first microwave didnt hit the market until 1967 and had a price tag of $495. You can cook it on a stove top or over an open flame. IT CAN BE COOKED IN THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES!!

Oct 17 2009 6:48PM

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captaincrunch

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EPIC FUCKING WIN

now we're getting somewhere.

Oct 17 2009 7:06PM

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abc8tr8we98g

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im heading to a movie...this thread has inspired me to get the biggest popcorn available

Oct 17 2009 9:18PM

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dbchili

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clearly you dont deserve good things

Oct 17 2009 9:28PM

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captaincrunch

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youre heading to a movie has inspired me to head to a movie.

thank you.

Oct 17 2009 10:07PM

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KFRADtheLaxBro

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popcorn is just okay. BUT EXTREAME POPCORN IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oct 17 2009 10:28PM

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Hannah.

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kettle fucking corn

Oct 17 2009 10:38PM

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hellomynameisjef

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this think makes the best fucking popcorn ever. get this shit right now

Oct 17 2009 10:43PM

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captaincrunch

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yeah pretty much.

Oct 18 2009 12:09AM

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m.brus

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there is this boyscouts butter popcorn and it is scrumptious. best popcorn ever.

Oct 18 2009 12:29AM

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abc8tr8we98g

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the boyscouts know whats up when it comes to popcorn

Oct 18 2009 1:07AM

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captaincrunch

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...but not when it comes to equality or acceptance of differences....

funny how that one works out.

youd think theyd be mutually inclusive...

Oct 18 2009 1:11AM

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BEARS.

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all about the jiffypop. i wish i could find it somewhere these days.

Oct 18 2009 3:01AM

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shragler

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Africans HAVE popcorn you fool!

Oct 18 2009 3:10AM

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shragler

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Oct 18 2009 3:13AM

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shragler

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such FAIL

last try

[IMG]stockphotopro.com/photo-thumbs-2/stockphotopro_24835kdr_media_lacie_super.jpg[/IMG]

Oct 18 2009 3:14AM

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shragler

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Fuck this shit.

popcorn aint even food!!!

its a dance

[IMG]dustygroove.com/images/products/b/brown_james_popcorn~~_101b.jpg[/IMG]

Oct 18 2009 3:17AM

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KatyPerry.

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new microwave? or different popcorn....

Oct 18 2009 3:48AM

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ace_

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omg i had jiffy pop on my birthday while climbing/camping at red river gorge when i was 9 i think. it was so neat it made me very happy

Oct 18 2009 3:52AM

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phila

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hes telling you to end it all.

Oct 18 2009 11:43AM

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daringharry.

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jiffy pop is in surplus around here

Oct 18 2009 2:24PM

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Thats^ how long it takes to get an amzing bag of butter covered goodness.

Oct 18 2009 5:06PM

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