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twintipper85
Posts: 176 - Karma: 16
im just curious to see how many times a day, when you are skiing, you eat shit. Today my bindings were loose and my skis were coming off for no reason so I ate shit about half a dozen times
Mar 7 2004 9:34PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i usually just stick to hamburgers or hot dogs



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Mar 7 2004 9:51PM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 156
haha....i usually just fall once or twice doing something really easy or stupid, like going switch on the flats, that's a killer.. haha
Reppin' area code 207
Mar 7 2004 9:52PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
i am always bailing in the pipe when trying fives or something like that, or i just fall over in powder because at my mountain you have to ski in heavilly wooded areas for powder.



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Mar 7 2004 9:54PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
strode u should try eating shit, its nutritious and delicious

'hey can i have a butload of cash?... NO'
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Mar 7 2004 9:55PM
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twintipper85
Posts: 176 - Karma: 16
yea, listen to ^
Mar 7 2004 10:45PM
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k2_kodi
Posts: 727 - Karma: 11
i bit it so hard today...had to go get stitches on my head b/c i was doing a backflip and forgot to pull my feet around and hit my head on the back of my skis...dont reccommend it

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Mar 7 2004 10:53PM
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skiMT
Posts: 321 - Karma: 10
yeah today i was eatin shit hardcore, on a 5 i fucking hit my face on my knee im lucky i didnt break my cheak bone
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Mar 7 2004 10:57PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
^ your icon rocks.

i really don't eat shit anymore, i guess i ski so much it's like walking. last time i bit it hard was when my ski decided to release when i aired back onto a trail. landed on one ski, didn't manage to stop like that, fall, roll, click and release other ski, drop poles, roll, roll, roll. roll. full yardsale over 100 yards of hill by the time all was said and done. at least i kept my hat on, i looked like a pimp when i got up.
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Mar 7 2004 11:04PM
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twintipper85
Posts: 176 - Karma: 16
i hate when that happens ^
Mar 7 2004 11:53PM
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Switchin_Dirty
Posts: 2012 - Karma: 107
yah, if you don't eat shit a few times a day then your not being radical enough! unless your hugo harrison of course!
I have no time for shinanagans, No TIME!
Mar 8 2004 12:24AM
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twintipper85
Posts: 176 - Karma: 16
amen dirty
Mar 8 2004 12:25AM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
you eat peices of shit for breakfast?
.....NO!

i usually eat shit once or twice a day.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
Mar 8 2004 9:43AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
Yeah about a year ago i was at boyne and i was riding switch, and my front part of my binding on my right ski just popped off...it was great.


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Your not as great as you think you are.

And i will now end this post with the original 'Fuk U Bitch'.
Mar 8 2004 9:45AM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
the best is when your ski comes off when you are in the air. that always makes for an interesting experience trying to land.

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
'everyones a little gay destroy.. even lateralis is still waiting for anal ravaging from liam downey' -ATLANTASKI
Mar 8 2004 10:33AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah yesterday i was just carving switch in all this slush shit and the slush ripped one of my skis off when i tried to stop, luckily i didnt fall and i just skied away with one ski, but i did it infront of the lift and i felt like a tard
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Mar 8 2004 12:09PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
if youre not eating shit at least once a day, your not trying hard enough
i average around 2 nice bails a day
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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

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Mar 8 2004 3:44PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
180s into powder make for some good falls.


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Mar 8 2004 3:51PM
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apestead
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 28
i dont fall, im just that good
always leave the bitches hanging, the lure of the donkey dizzle is enought to wrangle them back
Mar 8 2004 3:55PM
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always_ski
Posts: 595 - Karma: 10
180's to powder do make for good falls, but I keep trying it.

If you don't crash you're not skiing hard enough
Mar 8 2004 4:26PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
^yes they certainly do, but i usually stiock em really well, just that when i do fall on them ,its quite a fall
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the skis look like joints cuz they smoke the competition -crystalneedsapark

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Mar 8 2004 7:41PM
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