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How can i get a cheap adrenaline rush?

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Zoro
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i still got a couple months until ski season.  help me out ns
Oct 12 2009 8:38PM
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Zoro
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im thinking of that elevator surfing thing now.  i know a good place with 3 elevators right next to each other and its 8 storys high
Oct 13 2009 4:07PM
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inactive
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get naked
Oct 13 2009 6:39PM
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stokedelic
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right around when you actually get girls.

Oct 13 2009 6:59PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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did you watch the craning video?? that shit was soo intense!  My palms were sweating watching that guy dangle from the top of the crane doing pullups.  waaay too intense for me.
Oct 13 2009 7:51PM
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Steezius_Maximus
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speed is best
Oct 13 2009 7:56PM
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steezemeister
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go to the red light district, then get a cheap hooker, i'm talking like twenty dollars cheap

then kill her.

cheap, and adrenaline filled. also, you now have many months of nervous adrenaline spikes as the police search your house and car for crime clues









i'm kidding. yes, some of you are that dumb. sorry
Oct 13 2009 8:14PM
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rudager
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Fight a girl.
Could be anyone, unexpected, like your mom, or sister, or girlfriend, or teacher. just running superman punch
Oct 13 2009 8:41PM
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Lanceasaurus
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This obvously is the best idea EVER
Oct 13 2009 8:45PM
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MayorWest
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take the magnetic bar code off a product in the mall or retail shop and sprint out the door. the alarm will go off and a security guard or employee will pursue you. try and out run em or just fuck with them. you didnt do anything illegal its just High stakes tag.
doesnt hurt that if you do it in a mall you can jump over shit like parkour while making ur escape.
grant it that if you do get caught in the mall they will drop the bad hammer on your ass.
worth it though haha worth it
Oct 13 2009 8:50PM
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Crack.
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winner winner chicken dinner
Oct 13 2009 8:57PM
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MOGULS...
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Oct 13 2009 9:11PM
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pomme-de-terre
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^^^ im sorry, but i couldnt help but notice your sig has seven springs in it.

tell me, do you know the story of PETE WAST????
Oct 13 2009 9:16PM
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debrickshaw
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this sounds mad legit
Oct 13 2009 9:17PM
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A.Eberhard
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try to jerk off while having dinner with someone..
Oct 13 2009 9:20PM
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jibjunkie
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damnit no steez you make my day every time i log on keep the lulz comin
Oct 13 2009 9:24PM
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TheBeardedOne
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or a vagina
Oct 13 2009 9:40PM
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JRullo
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Oct 13 2009 9:45PM
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Mr.Panda
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You forgot the idea of possibly both.
Oct 13 2009 9:48PM
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captaincrunch
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possibly neither...
Oct 13 2009 9:48PM
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Mr.Panda
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Oh snap?
Oct 13 2009 9:49PM
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grifftang
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no. "she" has neither, look @ her profile
Oct 13 2009 9:54PM
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Mr.Panda
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It's a wall-o-pink.
Oct 13 2009 9:57PM
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captaincrunch
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so youre saying that the oh snap was indeed accurate.
Oct 13 2009 9:59PM
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grifftang
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ehh i dont really know if it was appropriate or not.

it was directed towards a "possibly neither" comment which should have been "definitely neither" so meh take what you will from it


this post took me like 5 minutes of hard thinking about the accuracy of said post, and i didnt really get anywhere

so heres this picture of a funny looking dog

Click for larger image
Oct 13 2009 10:07PM
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captaincrunch
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DUDE thats seattle. the stranger. people blowdarting pigeons. i fucking remember! oh my god i was so excited about that shit. ima go do that one of these days...
Oct 13 2009 10:26PM
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blong131
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know that kid. claim
Oct 13 2009 10:28PM
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dwigt
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go to the ghetto, walk up to the biggest gangsta you see and say, "whats crackin my nigga"
Oct 13 2009 10:28PM
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Hats_Tinga
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done this before pretty crazy on a cross country run needed to out run the train to get across the tracks to get to the other side
Oct 14 2009 12:15AM
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MayorWest
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claim? haha
BUY HIS HATS CUZ HE CAN RUN FASTER THEB A SPEEDING TRAIN
fuck 3 day air. tingas got one night run biotch
Oct 14 2009 12:37AM
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*Fujative*
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I've done that before, I was shaking like crazy after I was done... such a bad/awesome idea after I finished.
Oct 14 2009 12:49AM
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BEARS.
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im no zoologist or anything but this doesnt look like a dog.
Oct 14 2009 12:59AM
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rYb
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confused at this also^
Oct 14 2009 1:12AM
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MOGULS...
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I know the story of Pete Wast.  I never met him and apparently after that video blew up he has not shown his face at seven springs since.
Oct 14 2009 10:05AM
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MayorWest
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I KNOW PETE WASTE!!! I WENT TO HIS GRAD PARTY HES LOOOOADED AS FUCK AND ITS TRUE I SAW HIM 1 TIME AT SPRINGS LAST SEASON AND I SKI NEARLY EVERY DAY
Oct 14 2009 2:15PM
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lineC88
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this is very true!! hilarious
Oct 14 2009 3:23PM
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soulskier
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embedding is disabled but i'll try







if that didnt work

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8CEzILvtg8
Oct 14 2009 3:32PM
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CannabisTrevor
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MARIJUANA!
Oct 14 2009 3:33PM
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soulskier
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second thought, any of neg's urban sports would get the blood pumping
Oct 14 2009 3:36PM
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killabees
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rape! its free

Oct 14 2009 3:38PM
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Zoro
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i've done "my ball" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QV_RcAwIaBI with a couple of my friends:

there were about 20 kids playin football with a tiny foam ball.  friend 1 takes the ball and starts running while me and friend 2 and 3 are blocking for him.  all four of us run through a soccer field with like 10 kids chasing us.  friend 1 hands the ball off to me and i hide it up my sleev and start running another direction with freind 2.  we got about 3 kids chasing us now so we run into my school football stadium.  i run up a set of bleachers with all 3 kids following me.  i threw the ball to my friend who was standing at the bottom of the bleachers and he took off.  he got cornered and gave it back but it was worth it.  definatly gonna do it again some day

Oct 14 2009 4:17PM
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Mr.Panda
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Get adamantium injected onto all your bones.


Yes, I am saying this cause there is currently a netflix ad on the side of the window with Wolverine in it.
Oct 14 2009 4:18PM
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captaincrunch
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god i hate this fucking kid.
Oct 14 2009 4:29PM
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jasontheredhead
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chug a handle of an alcoholic beverage and go jump on a pogo stick for as long as you can

it gets interesting

Oct 14 2009 5:08PM
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bsuthjwu
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egging
Oct 14 2009 7:53PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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and this year's poser of the year award goes to.....
Oct 14 2009 8:17PM
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JahJahBinks
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Read a book.
Oct 14 2009 8:21PM
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.Apex.
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heat up a sewing needle until its red and then with a glove ( of course , gotta be safe) slowly lower it in ur penis , kinda like the game operation , and keep going until ur holding then end then pull it back out , thats 1 point , play with ur family or friends or just go for a personal highscore
Oct 14 2009 10:29PM
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