I'm a butt virgin. My ass is sooooo prude
GODDAMNIT fucking Baptista! How would he like it if I joined the Brazilian Marines and only spoke English?!
-Cpl. Josh Ray Person
Fucking dress blues commercial man. That got so many fucking dudes. Now look at us: Trombley hasn't killed anybody, I'm half a world away from good Thai pussy, and Colbert is out here rolling around fuckbutt Iraq hunting for dragons in a MOPP suit that smells like four days of piss and ball sweat.
-Cpl Josh Ray Person
I fucked up freshman and sophomore year so mine is pretty bad, but it wouldn't be as bad if we didn't have a magnet school within our school. We have IB at our school and they get 2 fucking quality points for gym, while I bust my ass in ap chem for 2 quality points. I know that IB science is way harder, but the idea of 2 quality points for gym pisses me off.
I did good on my first sat and hopefully I did good again today.
"evidence is just another word for "government approved""
we're too fucking soft on people, what happened to the good ole days when there was one winner to everything and the rest thanks for trying. Now we got goddamn 10th place ribbons and a society of whiny bitches who can't have their feelings hurt or they'll bring a gun to school.
62 out of about 500, weighted 4.0, unweighted 3.71
I was talking to me friend sally, not a real name. she is #11 i wanna say, but she is half retarded, outside of getting good grades. I decided that grades are overrated in live, and that there is far more important things, like being able to support your self, being an active member of society, sports, and skiing.
"The guy I punched out is now 25 and in the special ed class" -Klazo
"you hit a kid so hard he turned retarded" -kepler.
"with a lil NSpiration" SteezyOhio
"It was the freshest move I've ever seen, like he was floatin on air" Benjamin Pew
"when i was really young i ate a huge bag of sunflower seeds without spitting out the shells cause i didnt know you had to. dont do it! i was sitting on the toilet for 4 hours screaming THERE ARE SEASHELLS CUTTING MY BUTTHOLE! true anecdote!"-valley
"damnit i was gonna make this thread. luckily im not a slackjawed idiot who doesnt use the searchbar"-andyju04392$
Honestly, inflation of grades piss me off. My towns high school has 30 kids out of like 120 that have above a 4.0. If that many kids are getting 4.0's, it's time to either pump up your curriculum or give harder tests or something. Like fuck, my high school has an ACTUAL C average, but I got a 2000 on my SAT and i was in the top 40% like are you serious?
He was the nerd who needed tommyjohn surgery because his dick was so big that he threw out his shoulder beating off
I need 100 beers, exactly 100.
me: Yo man you coming to my rail jam next week that im having in my backyard right?
jared: of course i wouldnt miss it for the world, wait a rail jam is a male orgy right because if not im not coming
freshman year and first half of sophomore year i was number 6 out of 600 i think. second half of sophomore year my mom got breast cancer, and i started dicking around instead of doing homework, so i got a 2.8 GPA and dropped down to like 75. i'm number 60 now just cause that second semester of 10th grade bum fucked me. i regret it so much now that i'm applying to colleges.
And my people building monuments to weather the flood
Ima leave how I came, screaming covered in blood
Died once born twice both times we knuckled up
Along side our people we gonna struggle with love
the truth. class rank is pretty important but I really wouldn't worry too much about it. I think that what got into college more than my class rank were my extra curricular activities: eagle scout, clubs, and i worked a bunch of jobs since I was 12 years old.
Who doesn't? If you open up 5 or 6 profiles up on different tabs in Firefox you can masturbate violently without ever having to wipe your hands off to type. - Smail