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I just locked my keys in my car....

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quixotic
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Yup.... my only set. FUCK.
Oct 6 2009 6:10PM
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B-runge
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YOU SUCK!
Oct 6 2009 6:11PM
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987321654hgfd
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Oct 6 2009 6:11PM
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call a taxi
Oct 6 2009 6:14PM
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daytripper67
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whats the plan?
Oct 6 2009 6:14PM
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TheBeardedOne
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time to bust out the coat hanger
Oct 6 2009 6:17PM
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they have all the shit for unlock and it's only 30-40$$...haha
Oct 6 2009 6:18PM
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epic_line
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Call a locksmith 
Oct 6 2009 6:19PM
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El_Barto.
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hahaha, this just happened to a friend of mine in my driveway. somehow the dumbfuck locked them in while the car was running and couldnt get a spare until the next day
Oct 6 2009 6:19PM
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artfullydodged
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carve another key out of stone. duh
Oct 6 2009 6:22PM
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rj.
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lets not get ahead of ourselves here, his keys are locked in his car...his girlfriend isn't pregnant.
Oct 6 2009 6:23PM
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SteezyOhio
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call the police they'll help, parents have done it a few times.
also i can break into my car through various ways lol, so ive solved this delima a few times.
but dont call police if you have illegal shit in your car...
Oct 6 2009 6:24PM
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HenniferLopez
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not the first time we've heard this on here...
Oct 6 2009 6:24PM
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no_steeze
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not sure how this would help, or relates to anything, but it's fucking awesome

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Oct 6 2009 6:26PM
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B.Aussie
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haha we did this on top of my mountain had to get off. So we broke into it with a coat hanger. stratched the juko a bit but apart fro mthat it was all good, good car too mercedes 4WD.  Good luck getting it out
Oct 6 2009 6:27PM
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JacheOReally
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I have one set of keys, I lock my keys in my car 6- 7 times a month, I have gotten to the point where I keep a wedge and a clothes hanger under my car, call me retarded, I dont care, all I know is that I am a master at breaking into cars
Oct 6 2009 6:32PM
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toominator
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you can often force the door open enough to get a coathanger inside. just pull hard and then jam something in the gap to hold it while you muck around with the coat hanger. good luck getting it out haha it can take ages if the lock is on the side of the door rather than on the top
Oct 6 2009 6:33PM
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TerminatorX
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i did that once at mountain creek. as i was closing the door i realized that my keys were still in there. i just said fuck it and skied the whole day and got the security to unlock it with a slim jim at closing time.
Oct 6 2009 6:38PM
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SteezyOhio
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you know you could get a spare key.......and tape it or put it in a magnetic box, under your car, instead of potentially damageing your car and looking like a theif
Oct 6 2009 6:40PM
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Balto
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hahaha
Oct 6 2009 6:40PM
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Tinga
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i keep a spare key in my wallet. it's convenient

Unlock Your Car With A Tennis Ball - Watch more Funny Videos 
Oct 6 2009 7:01PM
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double_D
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you just went there
Oct 6 2009 7:02PM
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quixotic
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does that actually work? It's on Break.com, that's why I ask.
Oct 6 2009 7:04PM
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doublexl
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Oct 6 2009 7:06PM
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Steeze420
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no. its a joke for innocent women.
Oct 6 2009 7:09PM
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user098123
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Not likely...the air pressure could theoretically force the locking mechanism, however, the locking mechanism is a turning motion so that is one strike against it since the ball isn't actually turning anything and secondly, a key doesn't go in and hit up every part of the locking mechanism, it only opens certain ones for the "right combination" to open the lock.  If it just had to open up every part of the lock then an uncut key would work for any door.
Oct 6 2009 7:38PM
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user098123
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Not sure if this will work or not...
Oct 6 2009 7:42PM
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user098123
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Fail
Oct 6 2009 7:43PM
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tBatt
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That's how AAA does it. My sisters boyfriend used to work for them, and he still has the kit for it. People call him all the time saying they locked their keys in their car.

What year is the car? If it's older you could just use a slimjim.
Oct 6 2009 7:46PM
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B-runge
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what the hell does a slimjim do
haha
Oct 6 2009 7:47PM
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user098123
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http://tinyurl.com/yc4usv6
Oct 6 2009 7:51PM
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tBatt
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facepalm.

http://www.answerbag.com/articles/How-to-Retrieve-Keys-Locked-Inside-a-Car/38a0df9c-0dc3-9a88-f78a-f7b212de310f
Oct 6 2009 7:55PM
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sammiedee
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i see what you did there
Oct 6 2009 7:55PM
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quixotic
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1997 Chevy Lumina. It's sitting in my driveway right now. fuuuuuuuuck.
Oct 6 2009 7:57PM
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B-runge
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haha sorry
i didnt know that a metal tool used to break into cars shared the same name as a meaty snack i used to chow on in the 5th grade.
Oct 6 2009 8:01PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I once was trying to defrost my window in my university parkinglot and accidently locked my keys in the car while it was running, i had to get my frined to give me a ride home to go pick up my spare key which is 15 min away while it was running... FML pretty funny story to tell drunk though
Oct 6 2009 8:40PM
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Brenone
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Oct 6 2009 8:42PM
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deleted5
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thats why I have AAA
Oct 6 2009 9:21PM
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Forkstealer
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Thats what i thought the lady was gonna do with the tennis ball rofl
Oct 6 2009 9:32PM
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breezepig
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did this the other day called the police and had them unlock it while i had an OZ in my car and scale and all that shit just under my front seat.
Oct 6 2009 10:01PM
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=Carson=
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Get something like a Kayak paddle and you can stick it in-between the window and car and map a small gap and then use an antenna or something like that and hit your unlock button if you have power locks
Oct 6 2009 10:14PM
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yellav
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one time i was at a gas station and i went inside to pay for gas and left my dog in the car. somehow she locked the door and i got locked out of my car for like 4 hours just when i was about to leave to go from new hampshire to connecticut. and it was really cold. thats my story.
Oct 6 2009 10:18PM
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EasyEast
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that stinks i hope you get yours keys out in good time, locking your keys in your car blows. i have almost done it a few to many times but i have spares in my house and around.
Oct 6 2009 10:19PM
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gnarshrelpt
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this took me a couple a seconds to comprehend.. pretty awsome
Oct 6 2009 10:26PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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When I lived in St. Croix my Mom tried to get a cop to help her get her keys out of her car(locked obviously) and he just took a rock and smashed the rear window.
Oct 6 2009 10:28PM
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B-runge
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lol
what the fuck?
did he have to pay for it?
Oct 6 2009 10:39PM
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quixotic
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It's all good guys... I just got back from a dealership and for $10.50 I got a new door key and the problem is solved! And to think people pay $60 for a locksmith and shit..... suckers. haha
Oct 7 2009 2:48PM
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gbirrd
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there
Oct 7 2009 2:49PM
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thisandthatfilms
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win
Oct 7 2009 4:53PM
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LMPJibbin
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chew a bunch of gum then make a key out of that....seen it done super legit
Oct 7 2009 5:23PM
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quixotic
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FUUUUUUUUUCK. I spoke to early.... The key I got from the dealership didn't work so I took it back and got another one made.... that one didn't work either. Now I have to call someone to pop my lock. Damnit.
Oct 7 2009 7:17PM
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