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TURTLEMAN1
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im new to ns anything i need to know

Oct 2 2009 8:27PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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ahh so you guys know how to rattle your cage do ya? lol

Your young will look like this unless you abort it with a piece of bamboo
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kinda looks like a beanie baby to me
Oct 2 2009 11:13PM
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Mr.Panda
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But then they grow up like this and are so snuggly and CUTE!

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Oct 2 2009 11:15PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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but as a teen he/she will try and rebel against your panda rules
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Oct 2 2009 11:18PM
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Mr.Panda
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Better than if we were wolverines:

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Oct 2 2009 11:20PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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My kids are going to be so legit
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Oct 2 2009 11:26PM
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Mr.Panda
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Why are they not wearing melon hats?
Oct 2 2009 11:28PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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you only receive the melons of our family during the coming of age

My brother Citrus
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and my oldest son d'leau during his initiation
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Oct 2 2009 11:34PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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sorry here is my brother
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Oct 2 2009 11:35PM
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Mr.Panda
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Fucking sweet dude.
Oct 2 2009 11:37PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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arg fine here is my sister cuz that link hates me
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Oct 2 2009 11:37PM
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m.brus
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Oct 2 2009 11:39PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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ahhh thats antigravity cat, from the monocat litter

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Oct 2 2009 11:43PM
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TURTLEMAN1
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how did my asking for some tips turn into an argument about homo milk, gay icons, jizzing on peoples faces, and having panda babies?? haha

Oct 2 2009 11:54PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Do not question the how, only question the why and the reason is cuz were awesome
Oct 2 2009 11:56PM
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Mr.Panda
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Also, question why that this is your thread and all this insanity has occurred with you only posting like, twice.
Oct 3 2009 12:01AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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haha the funny thing is that if you read the thread start to finnish it somewhat makes sense.
Oct 3 2009 12:03AM
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Mr.Panda
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In a very weird, twisted, and disturbing way yes.
Oct 3 2009 12:06AM
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SteezyOhio
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semen?

also, im a douche. that is all for now.
Oct 3 2009 12:09AM
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Pow.yuHdig*
Posts: 1903 - Karma: 146
ffffaaaaaaagggggggg
Oct 3 2009 12:19AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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well i guess in a really off-sided way, yes this is true
Oct 3 2009 4:41AM
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daringharry
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woah
Oct 3 2009 9:57AM
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yourthemannowdog
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you named your cat "Some Water"?
Oct 3 2009 10:25AM
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itswillis21
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well first off dont make threads like this and they pretty much covered it
Oct 3 2009 10:35AM
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[Dawn
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get 100 posts if you dont want to be hated..
Oct 3 2009 11:08AM
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DrStrangelove
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fuck, so he wasnt a troll after all, just an idiot who's about to be eaten alive
Oct 3 2009 11:10AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I know!, there are female members of this site that can prob vouch for these sorts of practices occurring.

(I don't think this is sexists, but if it is Rowen luv you long time :D)
Oct 3 2009 12:04PM
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BEARS.
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well. one piece of advice is to stop making so many threads. you have 32 posts and 11 of them are new threads. ns doesnt have enough room for any more random bullshit.
Oct 4 2009 12:48AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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haha i forgot about this thread from last night, and ya i would have to agree with you on this
Oct 4 2009 1:02AM
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Mr.Panda
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How could you forget?  We were talking about your children.
Oct 4 2009 1:03AM
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gbirrd
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pee in her butt ftw
Oct 4 2009 1:07AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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im a cat, i get litters of 6-10 every year or two do you think i can remember all of them. And it was more the fact that i forgot which thread we hijacked to begin our conversation of epicness
Oct 4 2009 1:15AM
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Mr.Panda
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I guess this is true.  Being a panda we have like one or two children every time we mate.
Oct 4 2009 1:18AM
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Dub_Digital
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Now officially panda thread?

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Oct 4 2009 1:19AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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I just taught one of my kids a new trick


Oh and fuck that this is totally a Cat thread not a panda one
Oct 4 2009 1:34AM
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Mr.Panda
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Oh yeah, I can dance all gangsta like son yo.
Oct 4 2009 1:39AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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you won't even see us coming
Oct 4 2009 1:44AM
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Mr.Panda
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Damnit!  Can I be like Mussolini and join your clan sir?
Oct 4 2009 1:47AM
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OrangeName
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91%? how do ya figure that one?
Oct 4 2009 1:54AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Its our story
but daring harry is the one you can breast feed off of...
Oct 4 2009 2:00AM
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saucey
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you may hate TheClap.
Oct 4 2009 2:01AM
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Mr.Panda
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DAMNIT!  I am a Giant Panda or one of those Black and White ones.  I am not one of those pussy red pandas.
Oct 4 2009 2:02AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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but it is harder to be sneaky when you are that large, you can be called ANP (sounds like an armada ski lol) it stands for adopted ninja panda
Oct 4 2009 2:05AM
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Mr.Panda
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Ok then.  Sounds like a plan.
Oct 4 2009 2:08AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Now we only have to think of what type of mellon for you to wear into battle...
Oct 4 2009 2:13AM
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Frank_Spinatra
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panda's have cool tricks too.  such hand-stand urination.

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Oct 4 2009 2:16AM
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Mr.Panda
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Watermelon.  I somehow think it is the only thing that will fit on my fat head.
Oct 4 2009 2:18AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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Oct 4 2009 2:22AM
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Mr.Panda
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How big is that though?
Oct 4 2009 2:23AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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pretty big, i think on average like 12 inches in diameter and we could grow u a big one too, like miracle grow that shit or something
Oct 4 2009 2:27AM
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Mr.Panda
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Ok, I get spiky melon hat.  Awesome yo!
Oct 4 2009 2:28AM
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