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How is a cow not a vegetable?

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steevner
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Seriously, they eat grass all their lives. Therefore they are made of grass. Therefore eating them is like eating grass. Therefore vegetarians can suck it.
Oct 1 2009 1:43PM
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skifree919
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the vast majority of them eat corn all their lives
Oct 1 2009 1:43PM
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TechnoPotamus
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haha what a question. i almost want to sig the title of the thread
Oct 1 2009 1:44PM
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ski@jaypeak2
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Does this make vegitarians and vegans vegtables too?
Oct 1 2009 1:49PM
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.Roockley.
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i liked that so much sig'd


Oct 1 2009 1:55PM
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currentwestman
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Ok, this makes them a starch then.  We're making progress here.  Anyone got something else?
Oct 1 2009 2:05PM
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doublexl
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so corn isnt a vegetable?
Oct 1 2009 2:10PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Wiki answers gave me this....

"Corn is a Grain and is commonly misclassified as a vegetable.

If it comes from the reproductive part of the plant, it's a fruit. If it comes from the vegetative part of the plant, it's a vegetable."

Botanically speaking, corn is a caryopsis, or dry fruit - popularly known as a grain."


so a cow is then a grain?

Oct 1 2009 2:18PM
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derbski
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Only if Terri Schaivo was a vegetarian
Oct 1 2009 2:21PM
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TechnoPotamus
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hahahahaha dude that was awful.

... awfully hilarious
Oct 1 2009 2:22PM
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skiminnesota
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does this make Chicken left over food scraps?
Oct 1 2009 2:23PM
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ryan.s
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but the real question is can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Oct 1 2009 2:24PM
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brickerenator
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"I've been turned into a cow, can I go home?"
Oct 1 2009 2:24PM
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no_steeze
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i think if cows turned into what they are fed, we would not want to go near them, they're fed shit...like sometimes literally...but mostly processed disgusting corn shit
Oct 1 2009 2:25PM
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frosted_flakes
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if cows are grass then why don't they taste like grass? this thread is thought provoking ...lol
Oct 1 2009 2:26PM
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skiminnesota
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o yes, depending on what meat you are eating, chances are you are not eating cow. more than likely you are eating a steer. ( a castrated bull) a cow is actually a heifer that has had offspring. in short, you dont butcher cows, (well you do, but you let them reproduce alot before you do) you butcher steers. steers are often fed differently than cows as well, because you want the meat nice and tasty.
Oct 1 2009 2:31PM
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derbski
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yeah, but a lot of burger places, especially fast food, use cow. It doesn't really matter once it is ground up and put into patty form, but a steak from a cow would be pretty shitty.
Oct 1 2009 2:35PM
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skiminnesota
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hahah youre assuming burger places are even sure what meat is in their "all beef patties" my guess is a combination of cat, dog, some rat, and throw in a little hoof. hahahahaha
Oct 1 2009 2:37PM
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TechnoPotamus
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and dammmn it tastes good haha
Oct 1 2009 3:04PM
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BootySpunk.
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So can vegetarians eat fruits? Or would they be fruititarians?
Oct 1 2009 3:15PM
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DrZoidberg
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Uh, No.

Since they eat grass all the time, eating their poop would be like eating grass. Only the poop is made of grass, not the cow. Noob.
Oct 1 2009 3:25PM
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seemeski
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"An ox is strong as a motherfucker and all he eats is grass." RZA, a vegetarian.

By the way, you're retarded.
Oct 1 2009 3:29PM
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popNfresh44
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If all i eat are peaches and apples, am I gay?
Oct 1 2009 3:33PM
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3ski6guy0
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pretty much every meat you eat is just corn which is really fucked up. watch the movie King Corn
Oct 1 2009 3:43PM
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dex.
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well if you are what you eat i guess that makes me a big baby
Oct 1 2009 3:45PM
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BootySpunk.
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Don't for get about cock.
Oct 1 2009 7:44PM
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GORlLLA
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It depends...Do animal crackers only eat grass or corn?
Oct 1 2009 7:46PM
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Kevski
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So a blue whale would actually be plankton? Any primary consumer would be classified as what they eat? So we are cows and chickens as well as plants?

Seriously I don't know how this is thought provoking in the slightest. Like "oh god bunnies just eat grass so they must be a plant."

Nice try though man. I'll give you an A for effort.
Oct 1 2009 8:14PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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SHIT.  don't you just hate it when you're reading through a thread, see a comment, and immediately an idea pops into your head for thread gold, you scroll down a little farther and someone beat you to it?? 10/10 for being quicker on the draw
Oct 1 2009 8:17PM
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joshua
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vegetables don't shit
Oct 1 2009 8:19PM
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Slinger1x1
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this might be the dumbest serious thread ever.
so if you are what you eat, being called a pussy is a good thing?
Oct 1 2009 8:30PM
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PeterWojnar
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only if it doesn't have mad cow disease, they get that from eating other cows.

But yes, vegitarians are vegitables. how else would you make sense of them?

By the way... THIS IS NOT A THREAD, IT'S A SANDWICH.
Oct 1 2009 8:34PM
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nolanearl
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wow this thread is dumb
dont need to flame vegetarians just because we choose to not eat the flesh of living animals
Oct 1 2009 8:35PM
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nolanearl
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haha woops
meant to say once living animals
Oct 1 2009 8:36PM
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Phill.
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where is linsay_jibber? (i think thats her name)

she ought to know. i mean im thinking the vegans came to her middle school er something...
Oct 1 2009 8:39PM
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TheButterHashira
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How is your mom not a sperm cell? because that is all she eats.
Oct 1 2009 8:42PM
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steevner
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oh dear lord, this thread got hilarious.
Oct 2 2009 1:51AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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HAHA YOUR A VEGETABLE!
Oct 2 2009 8:13AM
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nightscraper
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i think she just gave up all hope on ns and the world after that one thread
Oct 2 2009 11:02AM
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Malcolm
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what if the cow ate another cow but that cow ate grass all its life. would you still be considered a vegetarian
Oct 2 2009 11:07AM
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no_steeze
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i'm like 65-70% sure she killed herself

if not, then she got swine aids
Oct 2 2009 11:37AM
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Big5hifty
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genius sir genius
Oct 2 2009 11:48AM
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yourthemannowdog
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A women is a fruit, she bears seeds inside of her.
Oct 2 2009 12:15PM
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yourthemannowdog
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who said a fruit was limited to just one kingdom?
And when i say seed i mean egg. It is a animals seed IMO,
Oct 2 2009 12:17PM
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TechnoPotamus
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Oct 2 2009 1:51PM
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doublexl
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huh....didnt know that.
Oct 2 2009 2:10PM
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sstricky
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Oct 2 2009 2:31PM
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VT_FLO
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ive had this discussion about my vegetarian friend and we came to the consensus that yes, he is a vegetable.
Oct 2 2009 2:46PM
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OhMyBosh
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worst logic ever.
Oct 2 2009 2:53PM
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MattWeiss
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yeah but an ox isn't a human

humans are equipped for eating meat and vegetables (check the different shapes of your teeth)

protein comes from meat

therefore i'm going out tonight and buying a huge steak just for all of you non meat eaters out there

plus "how can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?"

CHEERS to meat!!
Oct 2 2009 3:21PM
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