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k2 Phat Luvs

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snowforblood
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Are the k2 Phat Luv skis comin out next winter a backcountry ski, because they look like they are but I can't tell. Does anybody know


Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
Mar 1 2004 9:03PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
Are you a chick? Or gay? or do you ski a chicks ski?
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Mar 1 2004 9:04PM
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skiierman
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hey what if he/she is? their business, and if they wanna ski they can.


Why don't you take a long walk on a short peir.
Mar 1 2004 9:05PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
well obviously i didn't know it was a chick ski because if i did i wouldn't have made an ass of myself so deliberately like that. drop this fucking thread


Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.
Mar 1 2004 9:12PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
what are you, a chick or gay? etc etc...


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Mar 1 2004 9:13PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
a lot of people on this site really need to mellow out

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Mar 1 2004 9:43PM
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skndestroy
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yeah, they're already out.
Mar 1 2004 10:07PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
i was trying to portray a message with a deliberate and swift message- its a girls ski, dont buy it, its just cooler the way i siad it
'I hit a kid with my car over xmas break, put him in the hospital on a ventilator for two days serves him right' dspin7x
'Over christmas break, i got hit by a car, and had to go on a ventalator in the hospital for like 2 days.' markd13
Mar 1 2004 10:39PM
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bob_dole
Posts: 4076 - Karma: 1,579
just becuase its a ski made for women means its gonna be crap or something ? your logic is fucked dude, so what if its a girls ski? im sure the girls will like it and im sure its gonna sell there, and you were pretty fucking harsh on the person for just asking a simple question
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Mar 1 2004 11:44PM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
hahahaha, funniest post ever, that was awesome







A homophobe once told me that skiing on parabolics is like getting a blowjob from a gay guy, it feels good until you look down.

Mar 2 2004 12:27AM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
The Phat Luv is an AK Launcher, only a bit softer and with pretty pink flowers. K2 Dosent make them anymore, but you can definatly find some around if ya look. Or just get some seth pistols, they're better anyway.
Mar 2 2004 12:31AM
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apestead
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 28
i cant believe this post exists, i will now hit my balls with a hammer
i dont wanna go to prison, im saving myself for someone special
Mar 2 2004 1:24AM
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rodeo7
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haha, bob dole, reminds me of Family Guy.
Vote dole, bob dole, bob dooole, bob doole, bob dole.
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the best idea ever was the one that was diabolicly hatched today at lunch in the hall way of my school. It involved a boat and beer and selling that beer to 14 yearolds for like $3 a bottel, so that way from every 24 we got, we would get 12 and then never have to pay for our own beer again. and if the poilice tried to stop us, we were drive away in a boat (which doesnt have a licence plate) but, if there were on a baot, we were throw peanuts at them, cause its highly probable that one of them in alergic to then and he would go into anaphletic shock and we were get away. if that didnt work we were catapult cows at them and wait for the headlines 'police boat sunk by flying cows'. --Apple.
Mar 2 2004 3:50AM
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eastvailhucker
Posts: 636 - Karma: 11
The K2 Phat Luv will return for next season...its the same ski new graphics...there will also be a tele version called Dawn Patrol.

Ski Steeps and deeper powder

DP
Mar 2 2004 12:40PM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
I was refering to the AK Launchers. Anyway, I have to say the new topsheet graphic for the Phat Luvs is pretty bad IMHO, I didn't mind the hawiianesqe theme on this years at all, but the new ones are entirely too affeminine. Pink and Purple flowers everywhere! yuk!

btw Derek, this is Nick D's girlfriend, Drew...Hi.

Mar 2 2004 7:05PM
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destroy
Posts: 6665 - Karma: 12
they do make the AK Launcher, well, they changed its name, but its the exact same ski, and they took it out of the Factory Team lineup and put it in their Axis series of skis. if you dont beleive me go here

-Logan

'Get pissed. DESTROY'-Seth
'You are only limited by fear, and even that you can overcome'-Seth
'It's Totally Doable!'-Shane McConkey
'Oh shit. Did i sound like a dork when i was crashing?'-Shane McConkey
Mar 2 2004 8:50PM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
you are correct. i forgot about that....but the pistols are so better of a ski anyway, I don't know why anyone would elect to get the Axis AKs over them unless they were some old fart who got frightened over Malay's sickass graphics (rip buddy)
Mar 2 2004 9:06PM
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Fattwins
Posts: 253 - Karma: 10
I want a pair of those for my wife the (Phat luvs). Right now she uses Pocket Rockets 165 but I put heavy binders on the things, plus she only straight airs in Powder. She wants to go light so I figure fritsh freeride touring binders ont eh phat luvs would be all right for her.

Anyone see any phat luvs this year and at what price. In Japan they only ordered 4 at 150cms.
The wife is tiny 5,4 and 110 so 160 to 165 is enough.
P.S. JAPAN HAS SICK POWDER
Mar 2 2004 9:14PM
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