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Just spraypaint it stainless steel colour, and wrap it in plastic tubing and random electrical wires so its like the back to the future car - but looking like a suburban.
You'll pick up a billion hot babes that way, gueranteed... my friend did it with his volvo stationwagon, and it was amazing rolling around in that.