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NS help me pimp my ride!

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babujib
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so i got an old school suburban with a shitton of room in the back and basically im looking for shit to do to it. were gonna get a bagg-o game that i can just throw in the back (because i never use my back row of seats so their down) and were gonna put a golf tee box on the roof. NS have any other legitimate ideas?
Sep 28 2009 4:55PM
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yuck
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turn the back half into an aquarium with exotic fish.

Sep 28 2009 5:00PM
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2_fadez
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put in a mini stripper pole
Sep 28 2009 5:02PM
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PacificRimJob
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Just spraypaint it stainless steel colour, and wrap it in plastic tubing and random electrical wires so its like the back to the future car - but looking like a suburban.

You'll pick up a billion hot babes that way, gueranteed... my friend did it with his volvo stationwagon, and it was amazing rolling around in that.

Sep 28 2009 5:06PM
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hartig
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holy shit, amazing idea
Sep 28 2009 5:08PM
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Blurst
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put in a toilet or perhaps a meth lab
Sep 28 2009 5:10PM
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Dan.
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paint it flat black and put black wheels on it. and blacked out tint. and drop it a few inches. done.
Sep 28 2009 5:11PM
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OhMyBosh
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Yo dawg i herd u like skiing so we put a mountain in your car so you can ski while you drive.
Sep 28 2009 5:36PM
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SteezyOhio
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yo imma let ya finish, but NESblowjob had the worst jokes of all time.

jk jk jk lame kanye i know

but ya, throw down shag carpet, couple blankets, pillow, maybe even some extra speakers, and duct tape a dvd player to the ceiling, drive in movie style, just lay in the back of your car with the bitches and watch toy story 2
Sep 28 2009 5:39PM
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jnizzle
Posts: 365 - Karma: 75
definetely put like 2 15''s in there. probably like kicker L7's those are the tits.

and yeah my friend put a matress in the back of his and slept in it so he didnt have to drive home drunk. shit was sick.
Sep 28 2009 5:45PM
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babujib
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yeah i had a bed back there for awhile defiantly an awesome thing to have in the back
Sep 28 2009 6:34PM
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Che~
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haha thats sick
Sep 28 2009 7:21PM
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Che~
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sorry for dbl post, but pics?
Sep 28 2009 7:21PM
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Tinga
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hammock
Sep 28 2009 7:23PM
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sstricky
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this

shag carpet + mattress
Sep 28 2009 7:25PM
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Uncle.Badness
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I once witnessed a meth lab blow up.
Sep 28 2009 8:05PM
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petesguitar1
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Used to have a troop carrier (Toyota 4x4) with no seats in the back. False floor for skis / surfboards underneath and mattress on top. TV running off spare battery and inverter. Such a sweet setup. I had a little prpane fridge which meant I could go away for a week fully stocked with beer and food and stay in my troopie.
Sep 28 2009 8:08PM
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eastcoastplanker
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put a haggard mattress in the back and your set
Sep 28 2009 8:32PM
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C.Wood
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heres something you can do that will make it look pimping.

tomorrow go buy some bologne and with the bologne make a smiley face on the hood of your car and let it sit all day, make sure the sun is out and then take it off after a hot day and you will be rolling like a pimp
Sep 28 2009 8:45PM
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Jamestown
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Sep 28 2009 8:47PM
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BEARS.
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take out all the back seats and put a mattress in. then take out the passenger seat and put a mini fridge and microwave there.
Sep 28 2009 9:09PM
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doublexl
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for mini strippers
Sep 28 2009 9:36PM
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