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Emma Watson: A Short Story of How I Fucked Up

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natedogg789435
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The story goes.... I attend Brandeis University, and this weekend I was considering going to Brown with a couple of friends. The night before I was considering going I drank a lot slept till three o'clock the next day (yesterday). I missed my ride to Brown and said o well. The girl that I was going to be going with comes back and the first thing she tells me is she chilled with Emma Watson. My only response was to say "bullshit." As she goes on to explain herself, I realize the validity of her story and come to terms with the fact that I missed my chance to go to Brown and maybe in some alternate dimension hook-up with Emma Watson. I don't know how this happened, Even if i had a chance with her (which I don't) I missed the opportunity to meet/hang out with Hermoine Granger. The best part is last night (the night i would have been there) I ended up at a shitty frat party only getting barely drunk then walked to Dunkin Dounuts. A beautiful oppurtunity to hit the wide open receiver for a 50 yd gain, only to dish it of to the fullback and have him get tackled at the line of scimage. FML

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Sep 27 2009 5:25PM
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null_
Posts: 267 - Karma: 17
cool story hansel
Sep 27 2009 5:28PM
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natedogg789435
Posts: 1177 - Karma: 9
don't be mad that you didn't get the chance
Sep 27 2009 5:29PM
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eheath
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Cool?
Sep 27 2009 5:30PM
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joey.
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 3,337
how exactly do you even consider that a chance?
Sep 27 2009 5:33PM
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jimmer
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that's a shitty deal. but dunkin donuts is pretty darn good.


oh and excellent metaphor at the end.
Sep 27 2009 5:34PM
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TZA.
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what ?
Sep 27 2009 5:35PM
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Jamestown
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America runs on Dunkin'.
Sep 27 2009 5:39PM
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dwhite
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apparently some chick from my school is her room mate or something
Sep 27 2009 5:41PM
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artfullydodged
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dude it was in the bag!
Sep 27 2009 5:41PM
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buckers
Posts: 448 - Karma: 12
I feel your pain dude. Console yourself with the idea that your should never meet your idols. Can you imagine meeting Emma Watson when she was drunk out of her face and puking, thus ruining your fapping bank for the rest of your life.
Sep 27 2009 5:43PM
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[Adam]
Posts: 1937 - Karma: 256
balls man.
Sep 27 2009 5:51PM
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yojimbo
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she is my cousin. she probably would have hooked up with you. shes an easy whore.
Sep 27 2009 6:00PM
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8ONE657
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emma has a really sexy boyfriend who she takes everywhere. you sir lost.
Sep 27 2009 6:11PM
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natedogg789435
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roofiessssssss. no not really.
Sep 27 2009 6:15PM
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Malcolm
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im jealous?
Sep 27 2009 6:18PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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so how many depression jerks have ya had today? 3? 4?
Sep 27 2009 6:21PM
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WorthDaMoney
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lmao
Sep 27 2009 6:24PM
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no_steeze
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maybe if you went along emma would've seen your group and been like "i gotta gtfo, this asshole is gonna hit on me" and then nobody would've been able to hang out with emma watson
Sep 27 2009 6:29PM
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Slinger1x1
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being that you go to brandeis...

have a good fast
Sep 27 2009 6:46PM
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StevenR
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Actually (this is going to sound ridiculously disconnected but its actually true) i know somebody who's sister's friend is her roommate. I guess that wasn't actually that disconnected. but regardless, its 100% verified true. OP, that kinda sucks. but at the same time its not that big of a deal.
Sep 27 2009 7:29PM
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CKpolicy
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Sep 27 2009 7:37PM
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T-Holt
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That sucks, but oh well, Ob-la-di ob-la-da life goes on.
Sep 27 2009 7:38PM
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Von
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I live in waltham like 5 minutes from brandies.
let's be friends

Sep 27 2009 8:10PM
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pmw
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my friend was her second cousin
Sep 27 2009 9:25PM
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b-kul
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your story is shit but the metaphore? nice.
Sep 27 2009 9:28PM
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.Capn.
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Hahaha I remember when NS used to be obsessed with this bitch.
Sep 27 2009 9:48PM
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Franny
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Threads are getting more and more stupid these days. I'm going to have to tape my palms to my face if this keeps up.
Sep 27 2009 9:49PM
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daytripper67
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Threads are getting stupider and stupider*
Sep 27 2009 10:32PM
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Pirruccio
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every one does it.
Sep 27 2009 10:48PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Lizze Maguire used to go to the same parties as me in highschool all the time.  She was always completely wasted, my buddy hooked up with her once.  I also went to a beach party in Malibu that Hana Montana was at last year.  My stepmom was Jonah Hill's little sister's nanny, and Van Damme's kid's nanny, and she knows Jay Leno.  A few months ago I got really high with the older brother from the george lopez show.  My dad's buddies kid is also that gay guy that is always with Lindsey Lohan when she crashes her SUV drunk driving and shit.

And here's a picture of me with Favre from Super Troopers, he's down as fuck.  Actually everyone in Broken Lizard is, except the Indian guy, he's kind of a dick.

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Sep 28 2009 12:15AM
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steezeeepolizeee
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well he put his tongue in some form of hole at least
Sep 28 2009 12:26AM
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Ryan*
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RA!
Sep 28 2009 12:34AM
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natedogg789435
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haha it's about to be broken with pork fried rice and sesame chicken. blah bam
Sep 28 2009 12:48AM
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natedogg789435
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dude, i don't really ride tooo tooo much anymore, but there are some sick urbans here
Sep 28 2009 12:49AM
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vzdz
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sleeping till 3 is kinda fucked up
Sep 28 2009 12:50AM
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natedogg789435
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going to bed at six is worse
Sep 28 2009 12:53AM
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TheButterHashira
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I fap to the fantasy of it.
Sep 28 2009 12:55AM
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ZavierV
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ahaha, exactly how it would have played out!
Sep 28 2009 1:25AM
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r0dubs
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you fucked up. you coulda fucked emma watson

you woulda made rupert grint hate you (the ginger fuck)
yo

u blew it

wake up early
Sep 28 2009 1:28AM
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TechnoPotamus
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Sep 28 2009 1:28AM
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Ryan*
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You missed your chance with this:

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I might end up going to Brown if I bust my ass this year and then get lucky in college admissions...that's right, I'd be going to school with that ^^
Sep 28 2009 1:31AM
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BC.
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My older brother is a graduate of Brown University in 2005, graduated with a degree in Ethical and Political Philosophy....Good School.
Sep 28 2009 3:46AM
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g.off
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thatt suckss. once in a lifetime opportunity lol
Sep 28 2009 9:44AM
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tjsnover
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who do you know. im good friends with her roomate
Sep 28 2009 12:28PM
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PRICE_44
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this ^
Sep 28 2009 12:40PM
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PRICE_44
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not a word ^
Sep 28 2009 12:41PM
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Franny
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Are you dead stupid? Stupider is not a word. Don't correct people if you haven't learned 3rd grade english.
Sep 28 2009 7:09PM
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Che~
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yeeaahhhhhhh no
Sep 28 2009 7:19PM
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StevenR
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I know a guy named Seamus. Not sure about his last name but he works at the guitar shop that i take guitar lessons at in Dover, NH. If i got the connection wrong a little bit, my bad, but its something close to that.
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