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hank_hill
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yea, yea i know searchbar! but i need to get some info quick so i would be grateful if you could help me out. So my parents are giving me a drug test later today at some point. i need to know if im good to pass or if you have any little tips like drink water or piss midstream. so i stopped smoking two weeks ago and before that i had smoked inbetween a half eighth and an eighth over the course of about 2 weeks. i have a pretty fast metabolism and havent somed since the 11th.   info me up porfavor
Sep 26 2009 11:32AM
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quixotic
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dude you should be good to go. it's just one of those shitty home tests, you didn't really smoke that much, and it's been 15 days. Drinking water doesn't do much besides dilute the piss which wouldn't work on a lab test because they will know it's diluted, but since it's your parents it doesn't matter. So drink a decent amount of water, but not so much that your piss is clear. Also, make sure you pee a couple times before the test and then for the test piss midstream.
Sep 26 2009 11:36AM
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Twaddler
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if youre an active person and get a decent amount of sweat-inducing excercise you should be fine
Sep 26 2009 11:39AM
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spliff.Life
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exactly what i would have said, great post!
Sep 26 2009 11:51AM
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hank_hill
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thanks brandon i can always count on you for this kind of info man
Sep 26 2009 11:57AM
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Lanceasaurus
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Ive heard it stays in your system for 45 days.... but I don't know if that includes your piss
Sep 26 2009 11:58AM
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FrenchToastMafia
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if your've got nothig to do today go for a run that will help and drink water
Sep 26 2009 12:02PM
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doublexl
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it can stay in your system up to 90 days, but this kid is good to go.
Sep 26 2009 12:15PM
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hank_hill
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yea, i guest got back from a short run, and gunna go back out and run again before work. i figured i was good but i wanted to make sure. it made me feel better haha
Sep 26 2009 12:27PM
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dbstar
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just fail the test.... your probably not going to stop smoking, and after a while your parents will stop caring.
Sep 26 2009 12:33PM
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baethoven
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yea my parents threatend to test me but i just told them i'd come up postiive, cause im not gonna stop, and they did it when they were younger. now they just turn a blind eye toward it

Sep 26 2009 1:54PM
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GORlLLA
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I can help you so bad!!!! Put bleach in your piss, like a tide to go pen or smtng. I went to rehab boarding school and it worked every time. Just keep some in ur pocket or bathroom and put it in ur piss. Good Luck.
Sep 26 2009 2:23PM
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Tinga
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your supposed to drink enough water daily so your urine is always clear.
Sep 26 2009 2:28PM
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Crack.
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are home tests really that shitty.. my parents have one and they threaten to whip it out like once a week but yet i keep on smoking. i feel like i could somehow trick them but im not sure how..
Sep 26 2009 2:28PM
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quixotic
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true, but how many people are actually that hydrated?
Sep 26 2009 2:36PM
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fillup
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usually a week is straight, your good.

My friend has passed when he smoked 3 days before, those things can fuck up.
Sep 26 2009 2:37PM
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Caveman.
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If its a home test drink a shitload of water/coffee/juice/etc.. then take some b vitamins before you piss to give your piss some color so it doesnt look dilluted.
Sep 26 2009 2:58PM
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anTii_SteeZe
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IF YOU DIDNT SMOKE OFTEN BEFORE THE 2 WEEKS YOU SHOULD BE GOOD.
1.DRINK GREEN TEA AND PROPEL WITH ANTI-OXIDENTS.
2.MOST DRUG STORES(CVS,RITE AID) SELL DETOX PILLS
3.YOU CAN MIX PISS WITH WATER.
4.TRY AND PISS AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE AND MIX WITH MOSTLY WATER.
Sep 26 2009 3:12PM
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BootySpunk.
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Drink a shit ton of water and go work out or do something that makes you sweat a lot. But home drug tests are usually super shitty.

Or just poop in the cup :)
Sep 26 2009 3:13PM
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bobdole4513
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youre probably fine, unless youre really lazy and have a lot of body fat. drink a lot of cranberry juice and water just to be sure
Sep 26 2009 3:56PM
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kepler.
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Me. And I would go apeshit on someone if they tried telling me my drug test was null because I had clear piss.

Even if you don't stay well hydrated all the time you should never let someone tell you a drug test is invalid because you are too hydrated at that moment. Tell them you're sorry that you lead a healthier life than the normal person and to kindly fuck off.
Sep 26 2009 4:04PM
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quixotic
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Word. I actually do have pretty clear piss most of the time. I guess just take vitamin B so it becomes more yellow and doesn't create any drama of them trying to tell you that you are intentionally trying to dilute it to trick the test.
Sep 26 2009 4:11PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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put a nug in the piss cup and give it back to them.
Sep 26 2009 4:37PM
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quixotic
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I would hope that you mean a poop nugget because only an idiot would put some fiyah in urine.
Sep 26 2009 4:38PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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no urine.  just herb.  They'll be taken back by the defiance, give it back to you and leave you alone.  Or get super pissed. Either way is entertaining for me.
Sep 26 2009 4:58PM
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Rosski423
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+K for that quality post lol^^^^
Sep 26 2009 5:27PM
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hank_hill
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thought id let you guys no i passed with no probs
Sep 26 2009 11:54PM
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jblaski
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[like]
Sep 26 2009 11:56PM
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hank_hill
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its break time for a while
Sep 27 2009 1:37AM
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Crack.
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haha true. but then the assistant or whatever would most likely make a ignorant comment like "oh so you lead a healthier life then most by smoking pot?"
Sep 30 2009 9:18PM
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kepler.
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Then you turn around and call that person an ignorant fuck for thinking that you can only smoke cannabis. Tell her the health benefits of edibles or vaporizing then smack the attendant in the face.

Seriously, don't take shit from people who think cannabis is a bad thing. They need to learn that they are wrong and are just perpetuating stupidity for their outlandish beliefs.
Sep 30 2009 9:21PM
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Crack.
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Haha! But you are very right. It sucks that there are still so many people that think "pot" is a horrible drug. When I got caught and my whole family found out, I was basically the joke of the family all because I smoked. I think at one point my uncle told me that if I continued this, I was heading nowhere in life.

I think once it is finally legalized in a state people will realize how acceptable it is becoming..
Sep 30 2009 9:26PM
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kepler.
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No man, don't take that shit from anyone. If they say any garbage like that just ask them how many people they think die from cannabis every year and how many die from alcohol. As I'm sure your family drinks beer.

Ask them why people with multiple sclerosis say there quality of living increases tenfold when they use cannabis. Or why people with Parkinson's stop shaking uncontrollably and can hold conversations. Or maybe why cancer patients suddenly get an appetite after being emaciated from all the chemotherapy.

Seriously, people against the legalization of cannabis can't come up with a single good reason why it should stay illegal.
Sep 30 2009 9:45PM
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Dan-Man
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so did you pass?
Sep 30 2009 9:48PM
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beast_coast
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i usually stop after the first paragraph. ignorant people are ignorant for a reason.
Sep 30 2009 9:49PM
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quixotic
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so did you read the thread? :)
Sep 30 2009 9:49PM
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captaincrunch
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drink as much much CRANBERRY JUICE and WATER as you can. pee as many times as possible in the days leading up to it. maybe get some excersize. also if theres a capacity line on the little cup, go over it on purpose. this should fuck up the results.
Sep 30 2009 10:27PM
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jblaski
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Jesus Christ, will you please read the thread first!
Sep 30 2009 10:45PM
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Moonlight
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ejaculate in the cup and say you didnt understand what to do
Sep 30 2009 10:47PM
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captaincrunch
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lol my bad.
Sep 30 2009 10:54PM
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basedjase
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DUDE, GO OUT TO A DRUG STORE AND BUY NIACIN. ITS IN THE VITAMIN AISLE AND YOU DONT NEED TO BE AN AGE TO BUY IT. TAKE 8 THE NIGHT BEFORE, 8 IN THE MORNING AND 4 AT LEAST THREE HOURS BEFORE THE TEST. ITS GONNA MAKE YOUR SKIN HELLA ITCHY AND RED, BUT ITS WOTH IT.SORRY ABOUT THE CAPS, MY CAPS KEY GOT JAMMED.
Oct 1 2009 12:53AM
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jblaski
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Please read the entire thread. Or at least 2 posts above yours.
Oct 1 2009 12:57AM
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McChuggage
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If you really want to be sure youll pas take a 5 hour energy and drink a bunch of water real fast. the b vitamins really help
Oct 1 2009 1:04AM
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chames
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this just made my night
Oct 1 2009 1:21AM
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