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Your Favorite Drinking Toasts

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Frank_Spinatra
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People don't use them as often as I think we should.  I like having something more fun to say than "cheers!" before taking shots or slamming some beers with friends.  What some good ones that you guys have heard or use yourselves.

To honor with honor for honor, If you can't cum in her cum on her!
Sep 17 2009 5:13PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
IT TAKES A MAN TO FUCK A BULLFROG. CHEERS

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Sep 17 2009 5:17PM
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freezed
Posts: 12973 - Karma: 500
kampai!
Sep 17 2009 5:19PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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So here's to the breezes that blows thru the treeses, that lifts the skirt above the kneeses, that shows the spot that teases, pleases, and spreads diseases, OH JESUS, what a snatch, down the hatch.

Here's to honor, to gettin on her, and stayin on her...and if she won't let you cum in her, come on her.

Here's to the women, we fucked the best. We fucked them naked. We fucked them dressed. We fucked them standin'. We fucked them lyin...and if they had wings, we'd fuck em flying... But when they're dead & long forgotten, we'll dig em up & fuck em rotten. Here's to snatch, now down the hatch.

Here's to you & here's to me...the best of friends that friends can be. And if one day, that shall cede, then fuck you & here's to me.


I'm sure I'll remember more about drunk thirty tonight...
Sep 17 2009 5:21PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
Cheers to beers and bashin queers.

Have used this with a gay guy, he thought it was hilarious.
Sep 17 2009 5:28PM
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icrashoften
Posts: 193 - Karma: 11
"Freedom!"

or

"Tonight gentlemen, we endeavor to make unthinkably terrible decisions" or something along those lines
Sep 17 2009 5:32PM
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Rossiscratch
Posts: 901 - Karma: 13
ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy oy oy oy ziggy zoggy ziggy zoggy oy oy oy
Sep 17 2009 5:43PM
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Frank_Spinatra
Posts: 1203 - Karma: 75
I HATE this one now...the guitar player for Apres Ski at my bar in Beaver Creek does this like 10 times a day.  I know the point is to make people drink so they go buy more booze but fuck it gets annoying after a while
Sep 17 2009 5:55PM
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LO_GO
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haha me and my friends the other day before our schools football game had the best pre game toast

"who plays lacrosee- I DO!"
"who smokes weed - I DO!"
"who likes to get fucked up - I DO" then we all staring running to the football stadium hah so great
Sep 17 2009 6:13PM
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cab509
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we rarely use these wiith my friends.



when ever we do it's usually Eins, Zwei, Drei, Prosit
Sep 17 2009 6:37PM
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thecounty
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heres to me heres to you, if by chance we disagree then fuck you. CHEERS!
Sep 17 2009 7:07PM
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