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Tell Me This Isn't Hella Sick

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TheUngroomed
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My girlfriend just told me that she has been offered at least two different modeling jobs

JEA!!!!
Sep 16 2009 10:28PM
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prontocuts.com
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Don't say hella.
Sep 16 2009 10:28PM
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1337
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thats WICKED sick




rly it is, pics?
Sep 16 2009 10:29PM
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geet
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this isnt hella sick
Sep 16 2009 10:29PM
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tuna.
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just picture some kid saying the thread title and everything in the thread outloud. it makes me lol
Sep 16 2009 10:29PM
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no_steeze
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pics or it didn't happen
Sep 16 2009 10:31PM
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Caveman.
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just what i was thinking.
Sep 16 2009 10:32PM
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1337
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I WANNA SEE PICS!1!!!ONE!!!
Sep 16 2009 10:33PM
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ScuffDUFF
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this isnt hella sick.

Sep 16 2009 10:33PM
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pomme-de-terre
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tits or gtfo!!!!!
Sep 16 2009 10:34PM
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TheUngroomed
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i dont have any good ones of her......

ill try to get one tommorrow......
Sep 16 2009 10:35PM
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ScuffDUFF
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besides models are broke bitches with no personalities
Sep 16 2009 10:35PM
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Funnel
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The West coast does that to you.  I'm not going to lie, a few times a week hella pops out of my mouth.  I never use it on the internetz though, only for this example.
Sep 16 2009 10:36PM
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no_steeze
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PICS NOW OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
Sep 16 2009 10:36PM
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1337
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IF SHE IS A MODEL YOU WOULD HAVE A GOOD ONE. FACEBOOK
Sep 16 2009 10:37PM
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[Dawn
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damn. beat me to it.
Sep 16 2009 10:40PM
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TheUngroomed
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jeez calm down guys

and to a few posts up, she's the only hot girl i know that's nice
Sep 16 2009 10:40PM
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psyduck
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Sep 16 2009 10:40PM
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Forkstealer
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i kan make this my backround right?
Sep 16 2009 10:42PM
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babujib
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you know that people offer girls modeling jobs with only one intention, to bang them with promises of making it big in the industy, says so in a 2008 expose on the whole system. so yes, a complete stranger banging your girlfriend while you thinking hes taking pictures is "hella" sick.
Sep 16 2009 10:49PM
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Peter.
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yeah, as a HAND MODEL


ZING
Sep 16 2009 10:54PM
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SteezyOhio
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cool
Sep 16 2009 10:55PM
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B-VUR
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Lemme see some pics a dis hoe
Sep 16 2009 10:56PM
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G_Wood
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cool story hansel
Sep 16 2009 10:57PM
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steezeeepolizeee
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haha ya this happened to a GUY that went to my old highschool and he got fucked by a gay dude....
Sep 16 2009 10:57PM
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no_steeze
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Sep 16 2009 10:59PM
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Jamestown
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GTFO

I use hella hella.
Sep 16 2009 11:00PM
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KansasCityKilla
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Hella sick
Sep 16 2009 11:01PM
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Lanceasaurus
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Cool story hansel but seriosly not all models are hot I mean try to get a boner to americas hot model seriosly. I find none of those bony ass chicks atractive. And no I dont like fat chicks or chub nuggets.
Sep 16 2009 11:02PM
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FrenchToastMafia
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damn she didnt tell me she was a model.maybe ill give her a call back...
Sep 16 2009 11:04PM
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NESblowjob
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your gf is a model....


my friend is a pro...
Sep 16 2009 11:04PM
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Lanceasaurus
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I meant Americas next top model.
Sep 16 2009 11:04PM
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FrenchToastMafia
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my friends a prouhouhooo
Sep 16 2009 11:07PM
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zagfan5
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this thread fails without pics.
Sep 16 2009 11:08PM
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pommes_vertes.
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it seems like every girl on the planet thinks shes a fucking model now.  every girl i meet at a bar or something, even when i'm clearly not hitting on her and just being friendly, tells me about her modeling jobs.  *sigh*
Sep 16 2009 11:11PM
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Alex_G
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thats hella sick my dude bay slang
Sep 16 2009 11:13PM
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SteezyOhio
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Hella sick bro, tell me this isn't Hella sick! my mom is a porn star! (awesome /claim thread btw)
Sep 16 2009 11:16PM
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no_steeze
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i bet it works if i quote it, if not, i fail again
Sep 16 2009 11:18PM
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SteezyOhio
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Sep 16 2009 11:19PM
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SteezyOhio
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dammit, double fail on everybodys part, i like the picture of 2 giant titted naked women tho
Sep 16 2009 11:20PM
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8ONE657
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win!
Sep 16 2009 11:21PM
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Turner.
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whaaaaa?
that's fucked up. how could you live with yourself after that...
Sep 16 2009 11:22PM
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no_steeze
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omg 2 titted!!! WHERE?!?!?!?!?!
Sep 16 2009 11:23PM
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SteezyOhio
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http://http://ihatekaty.com
Sep 16 2009 11:27PM
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Jamestown
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Bay game, bay slang, its a bay thang.
Sep 16 2009 11:31PM
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T-Holt
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Sep 16 2009 11:32PM
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8ONE657
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Tajai was the first dude I heard say hyphy
Sep 16 2009 11:34PM
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smooticus
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I think its super annoying when girls claim that shit "i was at the mall today and i walked past a modeling agency booth and they totally asked me if i ever thought about being a model". News flash its an agency of people that get paid to send pictures of there clients to magazines and shit. They work for you, there not offering you a job there asking if you want to pay THEM to advertise your modeling career, which is probably at best a teenage dream. Those agents prey on teenage girls, thus you always see them at the mall. 

Sep 16 2009 11:37PM
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p-fo
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o rly?
Sep 16 2009 11:41PM
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Franny
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Are you sure its hella sick. She could be doing a modeling job as the before girl in the before and after pics.
Sep 16 2009 11:55PM
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1337
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where my pics at goddamit!
Sep 16 2009 11:57PM
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