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How many beers to get drunk?

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CanadianSkiGod
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How many? I have such a weak alcohol resistance that's it humiliating, but what about you?

Doesent matter what state, the 'whee this is fun' one or the 'shit i think i just vomited my pancreas'.


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Feb 26 2004 9:38PM
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z_boarder914
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at least 10. thank god I dont live in America. 18 is so much nearer than 21.
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Feb 26 2004 9:39PM
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DrPepper
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yeah, right around 10

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Feb 26 2004 9:40PM
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cams
Posts: 3937 - Karma: 26
this will soon turn into a 'i can drink 35 beers you pussies' thread..
..but in the meantime.. it all depends on the day.. between 8 and 12 is perfect


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Feb 26 2004 9:41PM
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z_boarder914
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try me.
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Feb 26 2004 9:41PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
10 normal 5% beer. 12 light but i usually have to piss alot to make room. or just a flask of smirnoff does the trick




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Feb 26 2004 9:41PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
How drunk is drunk? 10 is like socially drunk for me. Not REAL drunk.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Feb 26 2004 9:41PM
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powder99
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im feeling pretty good at 8. 10 means im on my ass, it all depends on the time period though and im not that big of a guy

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Feb 26 2004 9:42PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
6-12 for me, it all depends on if I ate recently before I started drinking or if I am on an empty stomach. There are a lot of things to factor in when calculating my amount of beers, for example from past weekend showings, statistics show that I am more likely to be drunk after 8 beers if it is a saturday night and it is a full moon with slightly cloudy skies and the dow jones is up three points.


I ran three miles yesterday, finally I said 'here lady take your purse'
Feb 26 2004 9:44PM
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Irotate360
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^word




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Feb 26 2004 9:46PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
^^ hahahaha did you get that in 'statistics for dummies' ?




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Feb 26 2004 9:48PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
well only a dummy would calculate this kind of thing when he was drunk, so yea, i did


I ran three miles yesterday, finally I said 'here lady take your purse'
Feb 26 2004 9:53PM
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caylorswift
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12-15.


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Feb 26 2004 10:01PM
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icecreamsandwich
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it takes me..... 10 girly drinks (7%) to get drunk, thats not real drunk, just socially drunk...pretty drunk.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

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Feb 26 2004 10:03PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
10 is actually impressive for a girl at 7%. The best girl drinker I know has recently been drinking 2l bottles of cider (8%). One of those finishes her off, she's falling all over the place and agreeing to date my brother... she'll regret THAT one. Moral of the story: Girls shouldn't get too drunk, guys will take advantage.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Feb 26 2004 10:09PM
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samck89
Posts: 3054 - Karma: 24
to be honest, i dont really like beer, i donno if it makes me a pussy or what, but i drink hard shit, i love whiskey and such, but i hate tequilla.

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Feb 26 2004 10:10PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
im a lightweight and fuckin stoked on it, dont gotta spend much to get me good, im thinkin 8-10


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Feb 26 2004 10:29PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
yeah im agreeing with the girls shouldnt drink TOO much. My girlfriend always does it and i end up holding back the hair.. yikes




You Don't Realize What You Have Untill It's Taken Away.
Feb 26 2004 10:33PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
yea i dont drink till i puke...generally, i mean there are the odd times...but i really hate puking..so i dont usually drink enough to make me puke.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Feb 26 2004 10:42PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeahfor me its around 7-10, im not that heavy so its easier to get drunk but ive had a shitload and ive still never puked from drinking, so i guess i dont do too much ever
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Feb 26 2004 10:50PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Def like 1 or 2 and I'm out
Feb 26 2004 10:58PM
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wrenegade
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8-10 will do me alright, but I don't drink much anymore. health is already going.





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Feb 26 2004 10:58PM
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gravteck
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What kind of time span are we talking here. We play beirut a lot, so if we're on I'll stay on the table for 7-9 games, and I usually feel pretty solid after that. But that's like 7-9 beers in about a little over an hour. If we're talking over a 6 hour night where I'm paced, I'm probably feelin a little warm after 12.
Feb 26 2004 10:59PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
make the time period over a night...

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Feb 26 2004 11:01PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
hey ds91260 thats not lightweight man, thats pretty decent. 8-10 is something to be proud of, and its just perfect for savin money because you know all you need at the most is a 12 pack to get the party started


I ran three miles yesterday, finally I said 'here lady take your purse'
Feb 26 2004 11:01PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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YES... you see that folks... gravteks getting a bit warm around 12... im pretty light weight so like 7 will get me warm... maybe 12 for drunk.
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Feb 26 2004 11:23PM
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ESB
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Empty stomach or full stomach? If I haven't eaten anything in 3-4 hours I can get smashed pretty easily off 6 beers.

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Feb 26 2004 11:34PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
yea its harder to get drunk if you have eaten recently because your body processes the alcohol through your system quicker so the drunk state takes longer to achieve, and goes away quicker.


I ran three miles yesterday, finally I said 'here lady take your purse'
Feb 26 2004 11:42PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
last night it only took one....because i bought a 24oz bomber of this shit called ''the beast'' that had 16% alcohol and put it down in about ten minutes....wasn't drunk but it was definitely the tipsiest i'd been off a single bottle of beer



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Feb 26 2004 11:51PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
^Wow... that's impressive... as far as getting wasted off the smallest amount, 151 will kill you quick. But the absolute best is absinthe. A small glass of that will just WASTE you.


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Feb 26 2004 11:53PM
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snowforblood
Posts: 1861 - Karma: 16
and where may i get my paws on some of this absinthe


I ran three miles yesterday, finally I said 'here lady take your purse'
Feb 27 2004 12:02AM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
Very difficult... I know a couple of places downtown where they'll sell it under the counter to you. It's illegal though. GREEN FAIRY!


J.D.'s Hall of Fame for Stupid Posts:

''mad trix is a gay name. go with the k2's.'' -Linepunk

''Dude, Americans or Canadians didn't invent english, the British dudes did.'' -Chauncy

On San Francisco: ''that was like the starting place of gayness and aids in the eighties.'' -Tandan83

''I've learned to give some canadians an intellectual buffer'' -SUpilot

''Gay people are fags'' -Atlantaski

''dude i am literat i just cant spell worth shit u got prob with it bitch'' -Bridgerbowlskier

On Bling Skis: ''Anyone know anything about this company? do they have a website?'' -makr0

''Gay marriages are gay.'' -SUpilot
Feb 27 2004 12:04AM
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Gdawg3
Posts: 1956 - Karma: 10
My friend is shitfaced-absolutely shitfaced-stumbling around, incoherent drunk after 5 beers. It takes about 2 shots of crappy vodka and he's out.


We have an old saying down on the bayou....Blehhhhh!!!
Feb 27 2004 12:35AM
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MistaSkier
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^ Poor guy. I can drink 35 beers, bitches! Just to make cam's prediction come true.


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Feb 27 2004 12:43AM
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CameIToeJam
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on had 6 shots of grain on top of multiple kamakazis and beers along with 4 lines of adderol and 6 bowls...apparently i was awake until 7 in the morning stubling around campus...but to get drunk, id say around 15-18



-Craig

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Feb 27 2004 12:57AM
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tahoe20
Posts: 669 - Karma: 10
aww how depressing, i'm such a fuckin liteweight, 4 beers and i'm done...


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Feb 27 2004 1:12AM
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CameIToeJam
Posts: 1468 - Karma: 11
^^that was supposed to be 'On saturday i had 6 shots of grain...' my bad...im stoned



-Craig

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Feb 27 2004 1:15AM
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godsDun
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10 Wildcat Strong and I'm fucking done.


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Feb 27 2004 1:57AM
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
maybe 5 bottles, i'm kinda light weight
A homophobe once told me that skiing on parabolics is like getting a blowjob from a gay guy, it feels good until you look down.
Feb 27 2004 2:05AM
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KapitolPhoto
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depends on the season...

in th fall when I'm playing rugby and going to the socials every week and depending if I have eaten alot before hand and the length of time of which I'm drinking, between 10-15

now during the ski season where I'm hardly drinking at all, opting to ski without a hangover, its probably between 5-9


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Feb 27 2004 3:21AM
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manwiththemetalleg
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Are we talking pints or bottles here? Yeah absinte works well, my parents are off to czech republic at Easter, and they sell some great absinte, and its got the wormwood in it that makes you hallucinate.
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Feb 27 2004 4:08AM
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alpinecowboy84
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7 or 8, 9 or 10 if i'm not feelin it.
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Feb 27 2004 4:30AM
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rossipowderhound
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8 VB beers and i'm done for a while

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Feb 27 2004 4:48AM
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pag
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All depend on the day but a normal one is 6 to be a little bit drunk if I don't drown them all...
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Feb 27 2004 11:05AM
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4skizzle
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I don't drink beer it makes me feel fat.










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Feb 27 2004 11:15AM
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mutescratch
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at 10 i am totally pissed...i don't know but it seems to me that beer gets me drunk much faster then liquor...


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Feb 27 2004 11:20AM
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jumpman
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8-10 cans of Pabst


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Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
Feb 27 2004 11:30AM
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tinkerbell
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what is the drinking age in Canada anyway? I was just there last week and my parents kept trying to get me to go buy them some since I'm 18 but everywhere we went it said 19 so I'm kinda confused...


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Feb 27 2004 1:30PM
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Concord
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1 can get me drunk 2 fucks me up.



Ha just kidding around 10.

Let's face it, no one posts anything serious on NS, and even if I wanted to, it would be answered by some not-so-clever variation of the following:
'You're gay', 'you suck', 'I fucked your mom last night', 'Eat shit', 'fuck you', or my favourite, 'I'm a better skier than you'. Jib_This

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Feb 27 2004 1:32PM
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ThisAngelicRage
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7, I'm a little person. That's drunk, not drunk as fuck. But I can drink a lot, I can especially hold liquor very well.





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Feb 27 2004 1:35PM
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icecreamsandwich
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^^In Alberta, Manitoba, and Quebec, the drikning age is 18; in all other provinces, 19

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up
So now I have to chop you up, chop you up
And I'll just wait till I get caught...

Icecreamsandwich officially = the coolest girl ever. Thank you. - Stryken

Feb 27 2004 1:36PM
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