Well, depending on how wide you're looking for, I have some Ninthward THA 187s (109 waist) with FKS 185s bindings for $250 or some Rossignol Scratch BC (98 waist) with 4frnt 814 bindings. for $200
(yes, I saw you wanted without bindings)
RE: the insult "That's gayer than AIDS"
Your insult would have made sense if it was said in the 80s or 90s, but now the incidence of AIDS is more prevalent in heterosexual individuals*... the correct way to try pwning someone with that statement now a days is to say "I'm sorry to those I offend, but that was officially more heterosexual than AIDS".
Sorry you fail.