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I just created a porkgasm

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ElbridgeGerry
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a lb of bacon which is like 15 pieces, between two pieces of thick motherfucking whole grain, covered in maple syrup and melted cheese. I can't even finish this shit right now, it's ridiculous.
Sep 11 2009 10:43PM
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julski
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holy jesus i want that sandwich!!!!
Sep 11 2009 10:44PM
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Sufferboy
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yay for being high
Sep 11 2009 10:44PM
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NESblowjob
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haha
Sep 11 2009 10:46PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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I'm sober right now, fuck you.
Sep 11 2009 10:50PM
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SteezyOhio
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Sep 11 2009 10:51PM
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AcidKing
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that sounds disgusting maybe if you had some crisp lettuce, tomatoes and mayo instead of cheese and maple syrup.
Sep 11 2009 10:52PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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What kinda homo puts lettuce on bacon!? SEEEERIOOUSLY! Unless it's a BLT
Sep 11 2009 10:57PM
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Elijah.
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I do believe thats what he was getting at.
Sep 11 2009 11:03PM
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AcidKing
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OMG!! you solved the riddle! really though, how the fuck can you eat that unless you're under the influence of alcohol?
Sep 11 2009 11:03PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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I only ate half of it. Who the fuck puts mayo on a BLT!?
Sep 11 2009 11:06PM
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Elijah.
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Everyone.
Sep 11 2009 11:07PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Must be an American thing because I know of NO ONE who puts mayo on a BLT.
Sep 11 2009 11:08PM
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AcidKing
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ha. seriously, pretty much everyone that makes a BLT the proper way puts mayo on it.
Sep 11 2009 11:08PM
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Ski_ThEast
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no no no n n n n no no the real question is who doesn't?
Sep 11 2009 11:09PM
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Elijah.
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When I was in Indonesia we had BLT's one day, and they put mayo on theirs. SO HAH!

But most of them don't even eat pork (muslim) so they wouldn't know.
Sep 11 2009 11:12PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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No, I went to Tim Horton's earlier when I was biking and got a BLT and real lemon iced tea. IT HAD NO MAYO!
Sep 11 2009 11:16PM
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AcidKing
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go back and ask for a refund. real BLTs gotta have that mayo shit
Sep 11 2009 11:18PM
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fillup
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Cheese and syrup? Your sober?


Things arent adding up.
Sep 11 2009 11:23PM
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yojimbo
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thats cuz they're silly canadians
Sep 11 2009 11:30PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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you guys just don't eat extremely enough.
Sep 11 2009 11:35PM
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spliff.Life
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i love coming up with bomb sandwiches
for a while i wrote them down every time

congratulations!!!!
Sep 11 2009 11:41PM
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RcppF
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i had like half a pund of bacon, but i made this same sandwich
HOLY SHIT I WAS SUPRISED
ONE OF THE BEST TASTING THINGS
seriously tough, you've got to try it, it is "porkgasmic"
++++++K for the great sandwich idea!
Sep 11 2009 11:47PM
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prontocuts.com
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I remember working at boston market, with a whole arsenal of amazing sides and meat. one of my favorites was my thanks giving special

consisted of
half a lb of turkey
stuffing
gravy
Parmesan sauce

thing weighed so much


Sep 11 2009 11:50PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Shoulda dumped some lettuce, tomato, and cheese on that biiitch!
Sep 11 2009 11:51PM
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BlackieChan
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heart attack on bread. sounds like bomb ting though, not gonna lie
Sep 11 2009 11:55PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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if you really want to experience a porkgasm, you need to make yourself a bacon explosion. Check this shit out....it's pretty much the end all of all pork recipes...prepare to have your heart stopped:

Sep 11 2009 11:59PM
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Frank_Spinatra
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hmmm, i might like that better using huge slices of garlic bread, 4 types of cheese with some hot sauce.

i've also never been to a Timmy Ho's without it being 3:30am and driving drunk
Sep 12 2009 12:40AM
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Lanceasaurus
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My GOD what the hell at my house its like healthy food everyday for dinner. When I hear shit like a pound of bacon and mapple syrup in between two peices of bread I almost have a heart attack.
Sep 12 2009 12:43AM
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prontocuts.com
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I put lettuce and cheese on it, but left those out as many people hate lettuce and cheese
Sep 12 2009 12:44AM
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Lanceasaurus
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Cheese and lettuce? Why do people hate on it? Im so lost seing as I come from a healthy ass family.
Sep 12 2009 12:47AM
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p-fo
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dude that sandwich is off the hook! i want some of that shit. its like that new one from kfc. holy shit im hungry again
Sep 12 2009 1:14AM
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Lanceasaurus
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After reading this thread I wanted to throw up :O
Sep 12 2009 1:15AM
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p-fo
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naw dude. its like an instant heart attack but it sounds amazing
Sep 12 2009 1:24AM
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Lanceasaurus
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Somthing that kills you thats amazing.... equals FANTASTIC! ugh that would just make me want to eat nothing but veggies and vag for weeks
Sep 12 2009 1:25AM
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p-fo
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well you do know that vag is one of the main food groups right?
Sep 12 2009 1:26AM
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Lanceasaurus
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Yes one that you do not aquire.
Sep 12 2009 1:28AM
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p-fo
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lol wut?
Sep 12 2009 1:46AM
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Lanceasaurus
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You know lol
Sep 12 2009 1:46AM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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You cant beat a good old fish finger sandwhich

Cod fish fingers with tartar sauce slapped in some bread, so good.
Sep 12 2009 12:24PM
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GORlLLA
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A single tear just ran down the side of my face.
Sep 12 2009 1:40PM
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Mr.Panda
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this is what i had for breakfast one year camping...  it was our last day and we try to use up all the leftovers.

One Can of Stagg Chili
15 pieces of bacon
a packet of cheddar cheese (like the shredded stuff you would use with chili and shit)
3 sirloin hamburger patties
12 hot dogs
3 bratwurst
4 boxes of breakfast sausages
and two Oberto Beef Pepporoni sticks.

god, i didnt shit right for like a week after that.

Sep 12 2009 1:44PM
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spliff.Life
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ever make breakfast sandwiches?

i just had a cheese and spinach omelet between two pieces of this cinnamon break toasted with about 8 strips of bacon a little chipotle hot sauce (not very hot just like bbq) and pure maple syrup 
Sep 12 2009 1:48PM
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corona
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i used to make the most unhealthy breakfast wrap things.

i'd take a pita and melt about a half inch of cheese over the whole thing then cover that mother fucker with bacon then put normally 4 eggs on it (eggs which were cooked in the bacon grease) and then top it with a bit of mustard.

sooo unhealthy but soo good
Sep 12 2009 1:59PM
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BlackieChan
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holy fuck i may have jizzed myself a lil bit after peepin that
Sep 12 2009 4:01PM
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steezemeister
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Tim Horton's from Canada. Canada did not invent fat people food (although for some reason, they have a lot of it). America did. therefore, mayo goes on BLT's.
Sep 12 2009 4:32PM
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