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Stupid/ Annoying Facebook Status Updates

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skituner
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 127
does anyone else have people on their facebook who post the stupidest shit as status updates?
this one girl (who is currently my roomate) just posted
Lauren thinks that no one should die because they cannot afford health care, and no one should go broke because they get sick. If you agree, please post this as your status for the rest of the day.
like wtf i dont wanna hear about your political views when i look at facebook
another one i hate is when people post shit about how much they love the gf/bf,
this kid i used to go to school with posted
Raleigh going to see my baby before school :) Raleigh my girlfriend is SO phenominal ♥ ♥ ♥
NO ONE CARES

i wish there was a way to anonymously post, so i could bitch these peeps out until then i guess im gunna have to start de-friending some peeps
Sep 3 2009 10:48PM
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kstanz
Posts: 3058 - Karma: 477
yes this happens to me everyday. they also put like lame songs and stupid cheesy lines as there statuses.

if the person has honesty box bitch to them about it there
Sep 3 2009 10:52PM
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m.brus
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 103
i delete those people
Sep 3 2009 10:54PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
pee in their butts
Sep 3 2009 10:54PM
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
i hide them so they dont show up, and my status is"the new black eyed peas song is almost as bad as... the last black eyed peas song"
Sep 3 2009 10:55PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
I always tell them to shut the fuck up and then click hide so I never see them again
Sep 3 2009 10:57PM
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
you have a vagina?
Sep 3 2009 11:03PM
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Wild_Style
Posts: 155 - Karma: 10
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Sep 3 2009 11:44PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
Anyone who repetitively posts quizzes or anyone who is gay and I don't want to know what they're doing, I just hide their updates.
Sep 3 2009 11:56PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
wow really, this girl is disgustingly ugly and she updates her facebook status at least once an hour.

Amanda Love u babyyy/wifeyyy =) homealone&boredd...txt.call
Amanda 2nd day of school..178 days left including today. txt.call xoxo lv yu baby& wifey
Amanda home ♥ going to bed soon,school tomorrow =) txt.call love you baby&wifey xoxo and then she changes her middle name all the time or takes away her last name and changes it to her first name and some other name that has nothing to do with her real name
Sep 4 2009 12:14AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
haha my status is still this

someone told me to leave this as my status
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1WvQMyVraA
Sep 4 2009 12:22AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
i hide everybody's updates except the pro skiers i added. i use facebook for knowing what pros are doin all the time.
Sep 4 2009 12:26AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15949 - Karma: 9,431
i just check up on mary o
Sep 4 2009 12:29AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
This one girl used to post about how awesome her BF is at least three times a day.  Shit was sooo annoying, I hid her statuses.
Sep 4 2009 12:30AM
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fsscott
Posts: 4684 - Karma: 114
i hate song lyrics

farmville updates, fucking hate those things

facebook in general has begun to suck
Sep 4 2009 12:32AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
that's probably a good idea because she also creeps all the pros, you probably just use her as some sort of middleman for getting pro updates am i right?
Sep 4 2009 12:32AM
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AlexGaynor
Posts: 947 - Karma: 148
facebook, being genious made the hide button.. which i took advantage of, and i have a mostly quarantined news feed... how ever I still get annoying fucking notifications about dumb shit, which i could live with out......

that was a lame 500th post. meh.. 500 is a small benchmark in my life-to-be on this establishment.
Sep 4 2009 12:37AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564

i post quotes and questions in mine...

BRAD!!! I got to shoot at someone. I'm a MAN now... just like you. Except I don't look like a f***** and talk all sophisticated -Cpl Josh Ray Person

i just posted that and the one before was:
can Dana White go an entire sentence without using some form of the word fuck every two words?

i typed out that certain f-word though on my facebook status....  cause i was quoting someone, figured i should avoid typing it here though.

Sep 4 2009 12:37AM
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nitsua
Posts: 4631 - Karma: 726
i basically quit facegay because of this. except farmville keeps me going. but im about to quit that too.
Sep 4 2009 12:52AM
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.jr
Posts: 5313 - Karma: 356
Soooooooooooo, did any one else send this thread link to the people's facebook the OG poster gave us?

Give lauren my best wishes skituner!
Sep 4 2009 12:55AM
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TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,438
omg what a fag
Sep 4 2009 12:59AM
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Deletedtoday
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 398
cant stand that fag
Sep 4 2009 1:10AM
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k-rob
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i did the same, to lauren and raleigh
Sep 4 2009 1:13AM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
sick icon
Sep 4 2009 1:29AM
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skituner
Posts: 1162 - Karma: 127
thanks for that, i should have known ns would find a way to fuck with me
Sep 4 2009 1:31AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
you're welcome.
Sep 4 2009 1:33AM
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Funnel
Posts: 7808 - Karma: 1,414
I remember in 7th grade when MySpace was the fucking tits people would change their name to: Robbie (I love Lindsay).  I don't know if MySpace was ever that cool in other areas, but in CA it was fucking huge a few years back.  Another thing that would piss me off on MySpace is when someone would put: Robbie (gone to Hawaii).  Shit pissed me off so bad.  Or when people would make their name like Daddy's Girl or some shit like that.  Then every fucking chick would say what their name was, what grade they were in, they hated drama, they didn't give a shitabot what you thought of them, and they were not like any other girl, even though all the other girls did the same fucking shit on their MySpace.  I just use Facebook for the chat.  I would delete both, but I need to keep Facebook for like homework help and all that shit.  I don't know why I still have a MySpace though, hahaha.  I don't log on.
Sep 4 2009 1:44AM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
Tom Robinson
pope clement VIII once baptized coffee, oh the things I've learned in college.4 hours ago

Judge me now biznatch.
Sep 4 2009 1:45AM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9091 - Karma: 3,016
well put
Sep 4 2009 1:55AM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
Thats the only reason i have twitter
Sep 4 2009 2:45AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i just updated my status, i asked averyone for wood for my backyard setup...
Sep 4 2009 3:03AM
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hue.
Posts: 1518 - Karma: 220
fuck some chick is doing that right now, being all depressed and shit
Sep 4 2009 3:54AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
I hope you realize Obama personally has nothing to do with that facebook, its just political bullshit.
Sep 4 2009 4:29AM
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Steeze-On-Toast
Posts: 679 - Karma: 92
yyup, you caught me out there allen
Sep 4 2009 7:27AM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,327
wholy fucking comments batman, does barack's f-book need its own servers???
Sep 4 2009 7:39AM
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Frank_Spinatra
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raleigh is a horrible name.  someone let him know no one likes him
Sep 4 2009 7:41AM
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D-Ross
Posts: 308 - Karma: 16
Just found this.


HEY HEY!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY BABY!!! 17!!!! partay baby! woot woot!!! its a me day today! txt it

She won't party
Sep 4 2009 8:00AM
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ATLskier
Posts: 8203 - Karma: 406
All of my status updates are political, but nothing with that lack of intelligence displayed by the thread creator's friend's update. Mine are either links to articles and studies, or quotes by the founding fathers and other great americans.
Sep 4 2009 2:39PM
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b-kul
Posts: 4350 - Karma: 1,111
ahahahaha. for the first time in almost two years i put up a status.
Sep 4 2009 2:45PM
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SkierX
Posts: 16253 - Karma: 538
What's worse...

Facebook statuses?

or

NS Threads about facebook statuses?
Sep 4 2009 2:45PM
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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
thead theft!

http://forums.skateperception.com/index.php?showtopic=232600
Sep 4 2009 2:45PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
my new status
Sep 4 2009 2:50PM
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Dbit
Posts: 385 - Karma: 71
When ppl write TEXT IT! at the end of every post..... huge pet peve
Sep 4 2009 3:12PM
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14.
Posts: 974 - Karma: 48
this
Sep 4 2009 4:13PM
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*simba*
Posts: 9125 - Karma: 511
its soooo depressing when u have a pro skiers facebook and they are all posting stuff like "bluebird skies and great snow in NZ today", and headin up to the mt today" and its like august
Sep 4 2009 4:19PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
Thats one gnarly rail!


in a completely separate thought, you have a silver coin?
Sep 4 2009 4:28PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7381 - Karma: 144

Haha.  I love facebook status's.  There funny as hell.  Like just laughing at the ridiculous ones make my day.  The girls that post like 3 status's a day about how they love their boyfriend.

I hardly ever go on facebook except for when I'm procrastinating or bored.  Which is a lot. 

I usually only use status's to make a joke, post an album, or if I need something (like a ride to the hill)

Sep 4 2009 4:38PM
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carbon.pulse
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That was mine yesterday pretty much. I love NZ
Sep 4 2009 4:44PM
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Walkawalka
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Catarina  ; hanging on when your heart has had enough, it's giving more when you feel like giving up - I've seen the light in your eyes.
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Catarina ; I can see the pain I'm causing and its nearly killing
catarina is starting to think, you're everything I truly need. I'm sooo lucky to have you ♥ :)
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Catarina is laughing at silly girls who don't want to get a bad name yet do this all to themselves then cry & ask why people don't like them.. jesus christ, get your shit straight.
This is like 1 days worth of posts and this is pretty much how all of them are. Fuck people like this. Nobody gives a fuck that youre a whiney bitch and how much you love youre boyfriend. Leave that shit to when youre alone with nobody wants or needs to see any of it just fuck yourself and go die.

Sep 4 2009 4:47PM
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rhannahs10
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wow thats almost as funny as me making an account so i can respond

marshall youre a faggot no one ever liked you in high school and melissa made you her bitch i remember you crying in my garage and even my mom laughing at you. well after that pretty much everyone knew that you sucked at life. whats funny is i dont really care to monitor my facebook, she writes it i dont really care enough to delete it, but you obviously care enough to bitch about it on the internet which makes you a homo. have fun sucking frank sintaras dick thats all youre pretty much good for

Sep 4 2009 5:33PM
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