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therealjerk
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So, being the not so bright girl she is, Jess Cummings is moving to South America. After Jess' blown knee at the Open (probably due to the fact she was skiing on Fujatives and they're cursed), Jess has decided not to buckled down on school with her newfound couch time and drop out instead. And yes, she really is considering going down to South America, that wasn't sensationalism.






Feb 23 2004 1:58AM
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conifercatcher
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Huh. I guess that sounds good. I guess if my knee blew out I would also drop out of school, and smuggle drugs for the columbians.








I have a theory that all retards have one long tendon that goes from wrist to wrist, so therefore that is why they always are screwin around with one wrist up, and the other one down.
Feb 23 2004 2:09AM
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Lateralis
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living down in south america would be cool, if you met the right people and were smart enough, you could be a millionaire in a day, why complain about that??


'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
Feb 23 2004 2:36AM
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rockymountainmilitia
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South Ameirca is great and even if you only have alittle bit of uni or college under you belt you can get a job teaching english and get heaps of job offers in Brazil and Chile. They'll pay for your plane ticket there and back and sometimes pay for accomodationa dn a weekly food allowance. Its a super good deal. Allyou hafta do is work 4 hrs a day and teach kids or adults english. Usually for a set time, like 6 months or a year, but its well worth it.
WHERE ARE YOU HOIET
Feb 23 2004 6:12AM
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winterparksuks
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no!








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Feb 23 2004 11:04AM
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Rez4frederick
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ah, she could come live with me instead. I would take care of her and regenerate her health. oh, the possibilities....
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Has anyone ski Bear Paw Ski Bowl? Fun place to ski lots of rocks and icy kickers
Feb 23 2004 11:57AM
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Rez4frederick
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ah, she could come live with me instead. I would take care of her and regenerate her health. oh, the possibilities....
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Has anyone ski Bear Paw Ski Bowl? Fun place to ski lots of rocks and icy kickers
Feb 23 2004 11:58AM
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jex
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Just because she is in south america doesn't mean she can't ski once her knee gets better. There is some sick skiing down there aong chile and what not.


LINEjibSKI, 'who cares, drinking beer is fucking gay you fags.'
Feb 23 2004 12:58PM
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jex
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Just because she is in south america doesn't mean she can't ski once her knee gets better. There is some sick skiing down there aong chile and what not.


LINEjibSKI, 'who cares, drinking beer is fucking gay you fags.'
Feb 23 2004 12:59PM
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ski*bunny
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Thats great, thanks for the ideas on how to make money in south america, if i ever go i'll look into smuggling coke, and teaching english...thanks guys!
Mar 12 2004 7:13PM
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trama1260
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ya you would have been fucking lost of there jess if it wasn't for these know it all kid
Justin Senecal.........he understands you even less then you understand him
Mar 12 2004 10:53PM
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Durtschi
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DID K2 drop her??????????????????



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Mar 12 2004 11:20PM
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under_achieved
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you know Jess, the most money to be found in south america is in hokey pokey instructing.


the CTC

'you cant put a price on being cool' - Big Fish
Mar 13 2004 12:23AM
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mike720b
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did any of you guys see the freeskier magazine whith the acticles bout the girls of freeskiing? yea she was in there....i would

i heart 4frnt
Mar 13 2004 12:34AM
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666
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She can ride my mountian with a blown knee.

Howard Dean for President!
Mar 13 2004 3:10AM
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snowforblood
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she sounds like a hippie
n shit





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Mar 13 2004 8:32AM
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locus
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she's so hot, i hope she has a fast recovery





what did the five fingers say to the face?
SLAP... i'm rick james bitch
Mar 13 2004 9:07AM
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canonrider
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Also good luck on the recovery, it seems like this was the year of haggard ass pussy knees in the ski world... get well soon
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Mar 13 2004 9:15AM
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ATLANTASKI
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????? JESS COME TO SUNNY ATL........... you can recoup at mY house!!!!!

and why the hell would she quit skiing and drop out of UC

handicaped skiing
is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis






I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)


Mar 13 2004 2:10PM
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midwest_rep2
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First of all, South America has some awsome mts in the Andes, some sweet parks too. Valle Nevado and El Colorado both have tight parks. I lived in Chile and Argentina for a while and there was only one problem. Coke is way too cheap.
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Mar 13 2004 10:27PM
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