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How do you want to be buried

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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
i searchbarred, nothing came up

DO u wanna be cremated or buried or somethin else cool that i dont even know about and why?
Aug 24 2009 2:36PM
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fourhundred
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 21
why would you have that on your mind
Aug 24 2009 2:38PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
i just watched the bucket list, horrible movie but it got me thinkin...
Aug 24 2009 2:40PM
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Jodi
Posts: 4215 - Karma: 745

I dont care how it happens...I just don't want any money to be spent on it. a pine box...a bonfire...a lock of hair in a velvet pouch and the body donated to science...but theres no way i can justify anyone i love spending 20 thousand dollars (the average price for a funeral) on death.

Aug 24 2009 2:40PM
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SKIDUBAIGUY
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Im not sure, but i feel that being cremated and living on as fish food in the ocean is a pretty sick way to do it.
Aug 24 2009 2:40PM
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horner
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Aug 24 2009 2:44PM
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twin-tip-hero
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i want to be cremated and have my ashes spread in Yankee stadium, Allianz Arena, have someone sneak a litte of me into a lamborghini so that i will ride forever, some next to my dog, and if my parents go before me, i want the rest of me to be with them.
Aug 24 2009 2:45PM
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r0dubs
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respektable
Aug 24 2009 2:45PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
i want to be set out to sea on a vessel loaded with explosives and blown into oblivion.
Aug 24 2009 2:47PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
oh, and i'm not kidding... there's an odd poetic sense about it to me.
Aug 24 2009 2:48PM
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tuna.
Posts: 2627 - Karma: 111
face down so the world can kiss my ass
Aug 24 2009 2:48PM
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DYFI
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Or frozen.  No burial.
Aug 24 2009 2:51PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
^^viking funeral :D


i'd like to be cremated, then spread my ashes over some mountains or the sea....
(that also the cheapest for my family....)
Aug 24 2009 2:52PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090

bury me in this shit right here

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Aug 24 2009 2:54PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
kinda... definitely inspired by the funeral scene in the book "Eaters of the Dead".

only difference is that i see no point in sacrificing an innocent virgin on the boat with me and burning would take too long. the poetry is in the calmness being rudely interrupted by a massive explosion, vaporizing my body in the process.

"and that was Sean Felz..." BOOM!
Aug 24 2009 2:58PM
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r0dubs
Posts: 1764 - Karma: 19
not vaporized, more like blown to fucking pieces, also a respektable way to go
Aug 24 2009 3:00PM
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K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
Cremated. ashes spread on top of Mt. Baker, some ashes in Nelson, some ashes on top of a mountain in abbotsford.

Pretty much ashes spread on mountains.  I've been born into the mountains, lived in the mountains, loved the mountains, and I want to spend eternity on mountains.
Aug 24 2009 3:00PM
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I_Am_Mod
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nice! I'll have one too, sir ! :D
Aug 24 2009 3:02PM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
If I never get the chance to make it to the top, id like to have my ashes spread across Sagarmatha (aka Mt. Everest). Or have some one spread my ashes while B.A.S.E. jumping.




or have my ashes put into a core of a ski, I mean how bad ass would that be.
Aug 24 2009 3:34PM
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crazyfuck
Posts: 5968 - Karma: -7
with enough napalm, anything's possible ;)
Aug 24 2009 3:36PM
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
i want to be frozen, put in the strongest casket science can create, then shot out into the nearest galaxy i may think has life and hope i can get through and they revitalize me. this is going to cost way, way, way more than twenty thousand dollars. im thinking trillions.
Aug 24 2009 3:41PM
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Gummy
Posts: 231 - Karma: 17
I want my body to be sent to the sun with a space shuttle
Aug 24 2009 3:45PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
creamated and spread somewhere but not burried because the idea of being a corpse rotting in the ground is not cool
Aug 24 2009 3:48PM
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r0dubs
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sweet
Aug 24 2009 3:58PM
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TomasAa
Posts: 585 - Karma: 699
In the Afterbang-position off course!!!!!
Aug 24 2009 3:58PM
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skiP.E.I.
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sent out to sea in a burning ship with all of my worldly possessions.
Aug 24 2009 4:00PM
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PeterWojnar
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Ideally, not by an avalanche.

Cremation then being spread over some sweet mountains would be cool.
Aug 24 2009 4:06PM
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Lemuel
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Buried in a casket wearing all my ski stuff, poles and skis on my side haha.  Boots, outerwear, helmet, goggles, gloves all on.
Aug 24 2009 4:28PM
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stickerman
Posts: 2043 - Karma: 147
i want my ashes to be spread around my favourite rail at MSLM (45 foot flatbar)
Aug 24 2009 5:32PM
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lydiaiskwllol
Posts: 514 - Karma: 11
Cremated
Aug 24 2009 5:34PM
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Franny
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I hate that thing. Near the middle to end of the rail my skis always catches an edge.
Aug 24 2009 5:35PM
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CoolioDude
Posts: 907 - Karma: 57

when i die, i want my body to be taken out to space and thrown into the sun

Aug 24 2009 5:35PM
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Slinger1x1
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i wouldn't mind being set into orbit around the earth, or another planet for that matter

but thats not going to happen, i'm going to end up 6 feet under
Aug 24 2009 5:58PM
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ATLskier
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cemetaries are such a waste of the resources of the earth. they are a waste of the limited amount of space here. I'd like to be lost at sea.
Aug 24 2009 7:39PM
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HamFaceGirl
Posts: 5242 - Karma: 2,679
buried under my house. then everyone could say i haunt it and it would be a new horror movie
Aug 24 2009 7:48PM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
+1

Funerals are such a scam industry...
Aug 24 2009 9:22PM
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Archimedes
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
when i die fuck it i wanna go to hell, cus i'm a piece of shit it aint hard to fuckin tell
Aug 24 2009 10:06PM
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Beans13
Posts: 441 - Karma: 12

burying takes up so much space. Think of all the people burried and the space cemetaries take up... especially in a world with the population rising so quickly...

To me it doesnt make sense to be buried- what good does it do?

Aug 24 2009 10:09PM
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lineskier10
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i want to be cremated and then i want my ashes scattered somewhere but i don't know where yet
Aug 24 2009 10:17PM
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noname..
Posts: 449 - Karma: 91

I like that idea, a lot, but instead carve a wooden viking boatish thing, fill it with flammables, set your dead body on it, light it, and push it out to sea at midnight on a full moon, at a water source of your youth or somming.

viking funeral, only way i want to go.

Aug 24 2009 10:23PM
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deleted5
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I already have my death wish I want to be cremated and have my ashes put into fireworks
Aug 24 2009 10:24PM
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noname..
Posts: 449 - Karma: 91

^sorry i didnt read the rest of the thread, but i got it from dead man, that one with johnny depp and the indian.

im also fascinated by native american cuture.

Aug 24 2009 10:26PM
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noname..
Posts: 449 - Karma: 91
but then you might turn up somewheres......
Aug 24 2009 10:27PM
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
I want to be buried in a diamond incrested gold plated mahogany casket. Wearing louie vatton everything. Fuck giving my money to my kids, what I earn is mine, the funeral monay will be my life savings. Less money for the kids means less fighting means happier people. Me being buried baller will make my kids life better.
Aug 24 2009 10:33PM
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TYRRELL
Posts: 188 - Karma: 22
hahahahahah
Aug 24 2009 10:38PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
how has nobody said cryogenically frozen??
Aug 24 2009 10:44PM
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jhackbeez
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personally i think being stuffed into a big wooden box and being put in the ground is retraded....but thats IMO.  I would want to be cremated and have the ashes poured somewhere.  i think its weird when people have ashes of loved ones up on the mantle. i think its creepy.  I also think that being burried is such an expense.  its like 4 grand for a burial plot, another 4 grand for a casket, then the funeral cost.  i would rather not put people through all of that hassle.  thats just me though.
Aug 24 2009 10:48PM
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jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
i want to be launched into space to float across the universe forever
Aug 24 2009 10:52PM
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cpilkington
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Sent out in a boat in the middle of the ocean then shoot a flaming arrow into the boat and leave me the fuck alone.
Aug 24 2009 11:46PM
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justinTpetricko
Posts: 287 - Karma: 1,043
just buried. normal
Aug 25 2009 1:43AM
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prontocuts.com
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on fire







or wearing full tilts
Aug 25 2009 1:46AM
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