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So I just killed a blue jay, am I in trouble?

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ElbridgeGerry
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I was shooting stuff outside with my bebe gun and he was perched there on a branch. I took a pot shot at him and accidentally killed him. I threw his body into this enbankment thing behind my house, well guys. Am I in trouble?
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Calb3rt
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only with your guilty conscious. they might be a protected bird but i doubt anyone saw you or will turn you in for it.
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ElbridgeGerry
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That sounds sort of enjoyable.
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GreenHorn
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death sentence
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Slinger1x1
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don't kill a mocking bird
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prontocuts.com
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shit, Im a hunter and that makes me sad. Blue jays are goregous and serve no purpose to you dead
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DirtyDan
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blue jays are evil birds. they kill other baby birds. just think that you saved 3 baby birds by killing it. just keep thinking that lol.
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crazyfuck
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from my experience tossing girls' salads, it's actually VERY enjoyable on the receiving end... and i'm not complaining about doing the tossing, either.
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ElbridgeGerry
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Someone's tongue tickling my butthole sounds nice.
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EasyEast
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only on ns can you go from killing a blue jay to tossing salad. its kinda wrong haha
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nitsua
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bluejays are fucked up birds.
we have 2 in my backyard that attack all the other birds and eat all the birdseed.

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bootleg_BEN
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This

I saw you and turned you in. Better start running
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ElbridgeGerry
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I am, right to your house...to buttrape you.
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OhMyBosh
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You better not have shot Roy Halladay.
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erichkuss
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I shot a sparrow once.
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TheBeardedOne
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A few days ago I was out fucking around with my 8mm Mauser and there was a bluebird sitting on a post about 50 yards away. Needless to say I had to try.. epic win. All that was left was the head, feet and some feathers. Shooting birds with rifles is hard, I was impressed with myself :)
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grifftang
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killing blue jays is fine, but dont try to kill these things


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they may look cute, but they're vicious

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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,446
what the hell is that!
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Lanceasaurus
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what in the world is that beast? But if your not in trouble now your probably not going to get into trouble.
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k-rob
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wut?
that thing is fuckin ugly.
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Lanceasaurus
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Agreed.
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bootleg_BEN
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Uh maybe i should start running then.
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TheButterHashira
Posts: 9691 - Karma: 1,702
Kill a neighbors dog. They will forget all about the bluejay.
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Lanceasaurus
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But then your in trouble for the dog >.
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r0dubs
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trust me, the neighbors are the last thing to worry about compared to the fbi tossing your salad
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ElbridgeGerry
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UPDATE


I just shot a robin and a crow as well. I am on FIRE!
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bootleg_BEN
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shoot all the magpies you see i hate those things, worst bird ever invented. :)
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woodworkah
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bigbird is gonna sneak into your house in the middle of the night and pop a cap in you.
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TheButterHashira
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But you are no longer in trouble for the bluejay. His problem right now is the blue jay.
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doublexl
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you can shoot all the blue jays you want, but its a sin to kill a mockingbird.
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ElbridgeGerry
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I'm not in trouble for the blue jay anymore. I told my Mom and she said don't shoot the Cardinals, everything else is fair game.
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no_steeze
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i killed a morning dove with an airsoft sniper rifle, the thing was still alive but couldn't fly so it just sat in my lawn and i was sitting there watching it and feeling really bad and then my neighbor's cat came over, picked it up in its mouth, and ran away
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bootleg_BEN
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I love how you guys are killing birdds that either have a season(dove) or are protected. Kinda Funny but oh well its dead now haha
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no_steeze
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inanimate objects are boring to shoot
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bootleg_BEN
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that is true shoot tweety birds and juncos. there more of a challenge too.
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jorb.co
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that was a real dick move, but youll be forgiven
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rj.
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no homo?
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ElbridgeGerry
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Absolutely homo. I want a dude to do it, not a chick.
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Mr.Panda
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didnt you shoot two squirrels, a crow, and a street light yesterday?
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twin-tip-hero
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my science teacher (tree hugger)  has a tape of his kids shooting a bird, and he was soooooo pissed at them and had them cut it up and eat it so it does not go to waste.  So if i were you i would go get it and cook that fucker uo so you dont go to hell for killing an animal for no reason.  just keep telling yourself you were hungery and in the mood for something different, and you chose to eat a bird.
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justinTpetricko
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yeah your fucked
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ElbridgeGerry
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I only shot one squirrel. I used a .22 for the squirrel and the street light, bebe gun for the crow.
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anxju
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hahahahahaha
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yourthemannowdog
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i hated that book!
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[Adam]
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your in big trouble young man
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Jacuse
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i dont shoot birds but i shoot frogs at point blank with a pellet gun...body parts go flying. We have hundreds of them at the pond we have.
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neutralzombie
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god is going to send the boogieman to your house. but i do seriously hope you're having a major guilt episode.
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idontactuallyski
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dude i killed a cardinal last year with my pellet gun (total headshot) and i felt so bad 5 minutes later i felt like crying. never will i ever shoot an animal again especially one as beautiful as a cardinal.
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bootleg_BEN
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my friend shot an american kestrel on accident cuz it was in the same tree as some woodpeckers and thought it was one. We felt really bad after that cuz american kestrels are cool and we dont like to kill protected birds or birds out of season but it was a really good shot. Pinwheeled right out of the tree.
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fourhundred
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and killing other innocent animals is alright? unless you're eating them of course
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