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Mormons were made to punish us.

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PacificRimJob
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No mormon hate here... dont trip.

just pointing out something that keeps coming to my attention over and over and NS must be addressed on the notion - Mormon chicks are almost always suuch smokin hot babes.

and then at the same time, sooo unavailable - especially to agnostics like me.

Does anyone else share this headscratcher? especially those in utah/idaho? Because california mormons tend to be hot.

Aug 21 2009 5:22AM
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t_rob
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You just got cock blocked by jesus, didn't you?
Aug 21 2009 5:27AM
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fts171
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Aug 21 2009 5:31AM
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PacificRimJob
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Yeah... and Joseph Smith too.

Chick was SOO fine until she gave me the -I cant date i'm mormon- buisness.

Aug 21 2009 5:39AM
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Frank_Spinatra
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cause they all get forced to marry creepy old religious leaders on secret compounds and get raped at 14 by 60yr old men
Aug 21 2009 5:50AM
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primecuts
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mormon chicks are sooo good looking... i was in slc 4 times this year and i went to the temple and shit and didnt see one not hot mormon girl but they flirt to convert
Aug 21 2009 7:20AM
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primecuts
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mormon chicks are sooo good looking... i was in slc 4 times this year and i went to the temple and shit and didnt see one not hot mormon girl but they flirt to convert
Aug 21 2009 7:23AM
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huckforjesus
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dude i've lived in utah for 8 years and yes mormon chicks are hot and horney as fuck... word on the street is that they like it in the butt cuz it keeps their virginity intact... psh fuckin hores in my book just my opinion tho think what you want but its true from expirence...
Aug 21 2009 7:54AM
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Valind
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no thats FLDS, thats what they use to believe.  Now you have LDS and FLDS.  FLDS is the creapy people. 
Aug 21 2009 11:42AM
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PacificRimJob
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Did you pee in any buttz?
Aug 21 2009 6:09PM
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doublexl
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depends. the chicks that are totally down with being mormon look weird. there eyes are too clos together and there hair creeps me out. but the ones who just have mormon families are usually all pretty hot. my fam lives in utah and everytime i hang with my cousin i just wanna fuck all her friends. right there.
Aug 21 2009 6:23PM
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Hannah.
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seans a hater
Aug 21 2009 6:27PM
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k-rob
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when i was in high school there was this pretty fine brunette chick, and i made a few moves on her before someone informed me that she was mormon, then i never talked to her again.
Aug 21 2009 6:30PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I live in California and I've never really met a hot Mormon chick.  There are decent amount of Mormon churces, where I live, but I only meet people at ridiculous parties where there are 3 beer pong tables and huge bongs being passed around, so there aren't ever Mormons there.

I knew a Mormon guy in highschool and he said sometimes the Jehova's Witness bike converters would get a little territorial on the Mormon bike converters and I thought that was hillarious.  He never introduced me to any chicks though.
Aug 21 2009 6:34PM
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PacificRimJob
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yeah.. i dont know about where you live, but up here east of Oakland, theres a HUGE mormon population with LDS churches or whatever scattered all over the place.

On my school campus, i've been approached by many of those bike converters... one of them even got a little bit lairy with me when I told him to go suck it and let me study...

Aug 21 2009 6:42PM
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Thenowhereman42
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LA
Aug 21 2009 6:46PM
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PacificRimJob
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Yeah... i think you just gotta go to some really white ass neighborhood.. or perhaps the desert to really find them down there haha.
Aug 21 2009 6:49PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I live in a Mexican ass neighborhood but there's enough of them.  They even have this weird compound/camp thing on the outskirts of town up in the mountains.  Its abandoned now and its pretty fucking creepy lol.

They also film Big Love here, that HBO show about Mormons, in an abandoned oil mining town out in the mountains a little.
Aug 21 2009 7:15PM
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miralas
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i used to know this mormon chick way back when i was just startin highschool that used to show us her tits over that msn messenger bull crap. god must have blessed me...
Aug 21 2009 7:21PM
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mr_shifty
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i know a couple mormons and they are all really hot. but they arent werent allowed to date or do anything it sucked
Aug 21 2009 7:27PM
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Leeyum
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just soak ...mormons are way down to soak or pickle (oral)
Aug 21 2009 7:44PM
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Lax_Bro40
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I went to the U last year and hooked up with my fair share of mormons. Just gatta figure out how to break them. Took me awhile but i figured it out.
Aug 21 2009 10:07PM
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PopsicleStand
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havent read any of this shit at all but isnt this the second anti-mormon thread of yours?
Aug 21 2009 10:23PM
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C-DAWGSTYLEZ
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An easy guide to dating mormons!
Aug 21 2009 10:27PM
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Lax_Bro40
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ya if you wanna marry them. Tell them you really like them and you think ur relationship is going somewhere and they will take their pants off.
Aug 21 2009 10:28PM
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invader7
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hella hot mormon bitches here in idaho
Aug 22 2009 12:02AM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Me and a mormon chick.Click for larger image
Aug 22 2009 1:04AM
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Mooserz
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from a thread


Aug 22 2009 1:08AM
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TheButterHashira
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You can turn any girl into a hedonist if you can convince her to drink. Of course that is tricky for those mormons.
Aug 22 2009 1:09AM
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Mr.Panda
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i went to prom with a mormon chick who was the first one to stick her hand in my pants and started making out with me....  nothing happened past that but she was hot and horny as hell.
Aug 22 2009 1:09AM
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jakepwilliams
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i lub me some jack-mormons
Aug 22 2009 1:13AM
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k-rob
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yeah except this was 3 years ago.
Aug 22 2009 11:22AM
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yojimbo
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mormon chicks are like catholic school girls, they're all horned up as fuck cuz they're not supposed to fuck but if you know what to say, you can totally get in there. (p.s. they're fuckin' wild in bed)
Aug 22 2009 11:30AM
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chickenwang
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is that brittney?
Aug 22 2009 11:45AM
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musick13
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muslum dumbass
Aug 22 2009 12:41PM
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Jamestown
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Not true, I go to the all guys catholic school in my city, and the catholic school girls are horny ass whores.
Aug 22 2009 2:25PM
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BravoWhiskey5280
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she was a pretty bad mormon. that dress is shouldnt be a problem compared to some of the stuff shes done ha.
Aug 22 2009 2:37PM
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PacificRimJob
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COMPLETELY USELESS.

Basically that just told me what I already know... Mormon girls are total squares and you'll be lucky if you even get a peck on the cheek.

But whatever haha. Just gotta find the daring, more 'socially liberal' so to speak, mormon girls haha.

Aug 22 2009 11:29PM
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t_rob
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I love how they say it can be fun and then say all of the things you can't do. Really....
Aug 22 2009 11:57PM
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shredatron5000
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oh hell yeah! morman girls are sooo HOT!

And then its like "we cant date"

NOOOOOOO wtf!

HAHA

Aug 25 2009 5:46PM
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Smuffy
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i only know one mormon and shes ugly. and annoying as hell
Aug 25 2009 8:26PM
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neutralzombie
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the mormons in quebec look like the mathletes team or av club
Aug 25 2009 8:33PM
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OrangeName
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when they say they cant date its probably because

1. they dont like you.

2. they can date. but if your not mormon they probbably wont want to.

Aug 25 2009 8:36PM
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waterfordsam
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Yeah all the mormons I know date every guy that asks, just never do anything. My theory is that the Mormon church makes sure they don't bang for as long as possible, then when they are 18, they tell them to "Get married now!", and they are so horny by then, that within no time, BOOM, 10 new Mormons.
Aug 25 2009 9:53PM
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Balto
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my ex is mormon, fuckin sucked, never let me get passed first base
Aug 25 2009 10:01PM
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little_boo
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just think of them ten years down the road...
married, poppin out children, driving a mini van and baking cookies.
perhaps not so attractive then...
Aug 26 2009 12:02AM
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lineskier10
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this is hillarious
Aug 26 2009 1:23AM
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PacificRimJob
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10 years down the road? i never said i would marry them... I'm just saying they are super hot, and I wouldnt mind some play with a hot mormon babe. haha

Aug 26 2009 4:09AM
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KarmaInitiative
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ive never met a mormon, but their views are so fucked up, id be scared to date one. They have to be one of the weirdest religons
Aug 26 2009 10:51AM
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VT_FLO
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fuck yes. I hate it. this mormon chick i know is like smokin hot, and really cool, but such a tool destroyer (because she's mormon)
Aug 26 2009 11:16AM
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seemeski
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Don't think so anymore. I went to the "most mormony high school in SLC" for a few months and the girls don't hold back, especially the softball team, girls were mini skirts in January...but they still can't drink coffee.
Aug 26 2009 11:22AM
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