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Cocky gapers....

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Paoli_Steeze
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Sometime last year I remember one of my friends telling eveyone at school about how godly he was. It went something like this....
Gaper: Yeah I ski and im pretty good. Im deffinatly getting sponsored one day.

Kids: Oh wow, what tricks can you do?

Gaper: I can 360 ( He lands like 1 out of every 5, no bang whatsoever.)

Kids: Thats sick, how are you going to get sponsored?

Gaper: Im going to make a video with me doing all my tricks and im going to do a backflip

Kids: Yeah right you wont be able to backflip!

Gaper: Yeah I will...once I flip I'll get noticed.

Aug 17 2009 6:03PM
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fragglemuffin
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i loled at the backflip part, but there is already a multi-page thread on gaper quotes so you should posted it there.
Aug 17 2009 6:05PM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
Are you implying that for a 360 to look good it must have "bang"?
Aug 17 2009 6:06PM
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Paoli_Steeze
Posts: 191 - Karma: 10

Afterbang makes everything look better, and if you cant afterbang on a simple 360 then...You aint got skillz.

Aug 17 2009 6:09PM
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andy_boy
Posts: 4434 - Karma: 107
I just choked on my biscotti.
Aug 17 2009 6:23PM
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Caveman.
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Aug 17 2009 6:24PM
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miroz
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Aug 17 2009 6:28PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
awesome
Aug 17 2009 6:28PM
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Pmoore
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haha usually grabs during a spin tell whether you are good or not. bang is a personal choice. kinda made you look like a gaper
Aug 17 2009 6:53PM
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Willard
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i love biscotti
Aug 17 2009 6:54PM
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andy_boy
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it was chocolate dipped and drizzled too, amazing
Aug 17 2009 6:59PM
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HR8938Cephei
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bahahaha kids right though you have to be bangin all day errr day all the way down the hill
Aug 17 2009 7:12PM
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VCharette
Posts: 4276 - Karma: 1,047
my friend has the same cadi such a pimp car
Aug 17 2009 7:17PM
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Billups
Posts: 3960 - Karma: 329
This is the dumbest statement I've ever seen.

And 2000 posts.
Aug 17 2009 7:32PM
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TastyZ
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Was it from costco?
Aug 17 2009 7:54PM
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Funnel
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hahaha, this thread is a joke.  The kid actually gets offended that some kid thinks he's hot shit.  Who cares if you can 360 or not as long as you are having fun, you're set, beginner or expert, it doesn't matter to me. 
Aug 17 2009 8:07PM
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inactive
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thats what i though. overall, this thread is a letdown.
Aug 17 2009 8:23PM
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DR.SHRED
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hahaha so funny
Aug 17 2009 8:29PM
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andy_boy
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Y'know, coulda been, I just snagged it from the pantry on my way out to work.. my mom shops there lots though. Individually wrapped?
Aug 17 2009 8:34PM
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TastyZ
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Yep thats them
Aug 17 2009 8:53PM
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jibjunkie
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im confused dint you say he was your friend. so your friend with a cocky gaper with no bang whatsoever
Aug 17 2009 11:16PM
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andy_boy
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Haha, rad.
Aug 17 2009 11:26PM
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captainEMERICA
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your biscotti......you gave me a good chuckle and for that...thank you kind sir
Aug 18 2009 12:19AM
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.SimonB.
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i loled at wat you recognized, thank YOU kind sir
Aug 18 2009 1:25AM
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snowisholywater
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whats a biscotti?
Aug 18 2009 1:40PM
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Swaggermager
Posts: 2576 - Karma: 951
Do you guys really wanna fuck with a super cocky gaper? He is freestyler50~50 on NS but on facebook He is emmet hayes. He is oober cocky. Go and comment on his pics.
Aug 18 2009 1:43PM
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snowisholywater
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 i did
Aug 18 2009 1:54PM
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snowisholywater
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not sure if my insults were all that good though
Aug 18 2009 1:54PM
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JNicholson
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afterbanging is gay. uuuuuuh look at me i can straighten my legs after a trick im gangsta huhuhuhuhuhuh
Aug 18 2009 3:07PM
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KennyC
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hes saying that makes him mad when people who suck say they are grand. i.e. this kid told me he was a beast snowboarder so i gave him a ride and ended up waisting my powder day for this "cocky gaper."
Aug 18 2009 3:13PM
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Bodeau.
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Haha nothing compared to my friend. He told us he was sponsered and was going to CO to get paid to compete. he cant even 3 or grind a rail. He also told my friend Cody Ling(pro), that he won every comp at his mountain without knowing who he was. Cody has won every comp. HAHAHAHAH
Aug 18 2009 3:14PM
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Bodeau.
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Haha nothing compared to my friend. He told us he was sponsered and was going to CO to get paid to compete. he cant even 3 or grind a rail. He also told my friend Cody Ling(pro), that he won every comp at his mountain without knowing who he was. Cody has won every comp. HAHAHAHAH
Aug 18 2009 3:15PM
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VCharette
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hate to be that guy buuuuuuuuuuuuut YOUR FRIEND IS A PROOOOOOOOOOOOO
Aug 18 2009 3:15PM
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Swaggermager
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give him hell and say that he looks like a faggot. that pisses him off so much
Aug 18 2009 4:18PM
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Jwalk
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hahaha gapers can be really cocky sometimes
Aug 18 2009 4:21PM
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Brian_Peppers
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Haha. Yay Chug life
Aug 18 2009 4:43PM
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justinTpetricko
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somewhat sorta
Aug 18 2009 7:36PM
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TOAST.
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i really hope you are not serious
Im pretty sure a stomped trick looks 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x better than sombody afterbanging. I think most people can agree with me on this. although i hope afterbang dies out soon because i think it looks horrible 90% of the time
Aug 18 2009 10:28PM
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ski-swagga
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are u talking about spirit?
Aug 18 2009 11:05PM
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Mogul-Jibber
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OMG! im going out to get a biscuitti right now!
Aug 19 2009 11:39AM
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*Nickdel*
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hahaha now thats funny
Aug 19 2009 11:46AM
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eastside
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bump.
Aug 20 2009 12:58AM
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double_D
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im hungry now
Aug 20 2009 3:39PM
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lydiaiskwllol
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Haha man i hate those fags.
Aug 20 2009 5:45PM
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