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Cleaning out my room and found a love poem...

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8ONE657
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Aimee My Love

Aimee my love you are so sweet
If you come over I'll give you treat
I could not go a day without you
I hope you feel the same way too
Your gaze is what turns me on
I might kill myself when you are gone
I want to make love to you really bad
I just hope we are safe and I don't become a dad
Nothing is better than your sexy smell
Wanna come over and ring my bell?
Your style is what really rocks my socks
I bet in bed you fuck like a fox
Your hair it shines oh so bright
I lay in my bed and think of you every night
Give me the chance to be your boo
Wow that just gave me a massive clue
I may be a nerd but I'm a freak in the bed
We could get freaky and fuck in the shed
Of all the girls I choose you
I know deep down in your heart you'd choose me too
People sing about ridin dirty
But if you ride with me you'll say white and nerdy
I've got to go my time is done
Call me sometime we can have some fun



HAHAHAHAH I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

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Aug 12 2009 3:47PM
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R-B-B
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yeah that took me a while to write, glad you like it
Aug 12 2009 3:48PM
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Bigwoods
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fuckin a, that was sick
Aug 12 2009 3:49PM
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8ONE657
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so you:
a) know where i live
b) stashed it in my room
c) know my name
d) all the above



Aug 12 2009 3:50PM
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pianoman
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who do you think wrote it???
Aug 12 2009 3:51PM
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Twinjibber77
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For me. . . . .
D
Aug 12 2009 3:52PM
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i.am.a.skier9238
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I may be a nerd but I'm a freak in the bed
We could get freaky and fuck in the shed

hahahhah wow... do you no who wrote that for you?
Aug 12 2009 3:53PM
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R-B-B
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yeah i did, and D of course
Aug 12 2009 3:54PM
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biG_EaSt
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hahahahaha well dont you feel special =p
Aug 12 2009 4:01PM
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8ONE657
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i honestly don't know who wrote it...
someone told me it was the soccer team hahaha
but i laughed for literally 15 minutes remembering when i found it taped to my locker hahah
Aug 12 2009 4:11PM
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Thenowhereman42
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I really hope you turned that guy down.

At one point he said he was going to kill himself.
Aug 12 2009 4:12PM
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treebeard
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shit, i really hope you guys fucked. that poem was beautiful
Aug 12 2009 4:18PM
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Slinger1x1
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thats definitely a chicks hand writing
Aug 12 2009 4:20PM
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prontocuts.com
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Oh, I see you got the die cuts then.....
Aug 12 2009 4:22PM
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Crack.
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whoever that guy is.. you should find him and give him the best sex you can.
Aug 12 2009 6:17PM
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bout_it
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this. i mean... shit.
Aug 12 2009 6:19PM
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Moisty_Goat
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Idk, unless it was just coincidence there was an obscure family guy reference in there and i can't really see a girl doing that
Aug 12 2009 6:23PM
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sconniestyle
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it's funny how he/they spelled your name differently both times they wrote it.
Aug 12 2009 6:30PM
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Crack.
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hahah good eyes
Aug 12 2009 6:30PM
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lukasdudd
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Not really, I have way better hand writing than that person, and it isnt girly at all. Some guys write like chick and some chicks write like guys.
Aug 12 2009 6:35PM
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lukasdudd
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Aimee you should so frame this and hang it on your wall!!! I laughed so hard reading it...pretty much made my day :)


sorrry bout the dub post
Aug 12 2009 6:38PM
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k-rob
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a girl wrote that.
Aug 12 2009 6:38PM
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OhMyBosh
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This.
Aug 12 2009 6:41PM
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Jib-Ninja
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agreed
Aug 12 2009 6:42PM
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AgentOrange11
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however wrote this really wants u

Aug 12 2009 6:44PM
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camski26
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haha
Aug 12 2009 6:44PM
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lukasdudd
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This is for sure a guy...
1. look at all the "I"s at the start of each line...they are all different, most guys have very irregualar hand writing while girls dont.
2. The write floats up and down away from the lines
3. A girl wont write a love note on lined paper
Aug 12 2009 6:47PM
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InkShrink
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I guess I didn't get that memo....
Aug 12 2009 9:41PM
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1337
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DAMN that guy wants you bad. Haha white and nerdy
Aug 12 2009 9:56PM
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urbanjib
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haha
Aug 12 2009 10:03PM
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Chickendodo
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I like how the poem title is "Aimee", but in the first line they spelled your name 'Amy' haha. 

That could just as easily be a dude as a chick though, I know a guy who has the absolute nicest handwriting of anyone I know, and the handwriting on that page is not nearly girly enough for me to be convinced a girl wrote it.
Aug 12 2009 10:05PM
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*steeze_is_good
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What? You're kidding.
Aug 12 2009 10:13PM
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0123456789
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it was actaully south park.
Aug 12 2009 11:34PM
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Mooserz
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im using that
Aug 12 2009 11:37PM
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Uhgah
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I see a future career for you being a handwriting analyst.
Aug 13 2009 12:54AM
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Holte
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I gotta write that down.
Aug 13 2009 1:10AM
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chad.
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the kid who wrote this deserves mad k

Aug 13 2009 1:18AM
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beast_coast
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such quality
Aug 13 2009 1:24AM
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lukasdudd
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OMG that would be such a fun and exciting job plus i prolly would make bank.......NOT!
Aug 13 2009 12:04PM
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sarahskis
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so tell me.

did it work?
Aug 13 2009 1:04PM
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TheBeardedOne
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did you fuck in the shed??
Aug 13 2009 1:09PM
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strongmark
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did this pussy kill himself yet?
Aug 13 2009 1:15PM
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The_Tim
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.
Aug 13 2009 1:19PM
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grown-ninja
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if you didnt let the kid crush even after a well writen beauiful poem like that idk what you have to do to get some love these days,

my favorite line...hahah

I want to make love to you really bad
I just hope we are safe and I don't become a dad
Aug 13 2009 1:24PM
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8ONE657
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you're nice mark.

the world may never know.
Aug 13 2009 1:25PM
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Moisty_Goat
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oops, i knew it was one of the too but it seemed more like something family guy would do and i didn't remember exactly
Aug 13 2009 2:37PM
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Drummy_skis
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not gunna lie that was pretty dope... like for real, that dude played his cards right

guys take notes.. he made her laugh with out a doubt, but yet it was sweet and careing at the same time...thats a dude that knows whats good!

Aug 13 2009 4:10PM
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Lax_Bro40
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He doesn't know whats good. If he has to leave a note with no name on it in a girls room to try and get attention, he is the oppisite of good.
Aug 13 2009 4:25PM
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Drummy_skis
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no i think she knows who left the note, just doesnt remember (maybe an ex?) then just found it,  and theres prolly a name on the bottom of it?

Aug 13 2009 4:29PM
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8ONE657
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nah i really don't. it was taped to my locker in high school...
sure it made me laugh but i was like wtf?
Aug 13 2009 4:34PM
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Lax_Bro40
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ya deff not a mack move.
Aug 13 2009 4:38PM
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